How do you even compete with this guy's life? Literally

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I want to eat that blonde girl's asshole and I think our boy Matt does too.

>>31227747
Are those chicken dinos?

>>31227759
Burger king nuggets I think.

Some disgruntled worker stole a shit load of them, walked off the job, and then posted that pic on twitter or instagram or some shit.

>>31227791
Oh, that's lame. I thought they were chicken dinos

But I guess if he's got a fryer at his place he can have whatever and it'll be good.

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>>31227747
Oh fuck thats Andrea Wendel. Shes fine as fuck.

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>>31227747
That's his sister, Andrea on other hand I think Matt tasted her during the time that she was at his home. She seemed really into him.

>>31227539
>>31227829
>jeep compass

>>31227829

Yeah Andrea is the one I meant.

I want to eat her tangy little asshole.

>>31227814
>But I guess if he's got a fryer at his place he can have whatever and it'll be good.

He probably put them in the microwave like some savage.

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>>31227837
Alex Mandel get cucked by Matt-

>>31227892

She is so far out of that Alex guy's league.

It's crazy. He looks like a fat quasi-groomed neckbeard and she's a fucking goddess.

>>31227868
disgusting

>>31227911
>It's crazy. He looks like a fat quasi-groomed neckbeard and she's a fucking goddess.

Not when your dad is howie mandel and all the connections she has at her fingertips to get celebfamous and then drop alex.

>>31227948
>Not when your dad is howie mandel

Oh shit I didn't know he was howie's kid. Yeah she'll probably extract all she can from that, if she's smart.

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>>31227911
dude's dad, bro, it's all about dude's dad. But hey you play with whatever game you have.

I don't.

>>31227821

Is she a famous person? Never heard of her before.

>>31227539
>has his own outdoor range
>drives to an indoor range to shoot

>>31228097
He might be friends with the range owner or something.

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>shooting at boring targets just meters away in a boring indoor range

Where is the fun?

>>31227837
>I want to eat her tangy little asshole

Would you give it a sniff test first?

>>31228004
Just show you, as a woman as long as you have looks you can be a zero everywhere else and do fine. This dude is Howie Mandel's son and even that isn't enough.

>>31228182

I think with a girl like that the standard procedure is to just dive right in, if i'm not mistaken.

>>31228193
Kek Yeah probably.

>>31227834
>jeep compaass
ftfy

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>>31228193

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>>31228097
Guess how we can tell you just skipped half way into the vid. He met the owner at shot show and the owner comped him and his friends into their private range for the day and let them shoot rental guns and try their training sim. He even comments how he hasn't been to an indoor range in years (can you guess why).

>>31228217
>>31228193
>>31228182
>dadposting

we ran simulations like that at basic on the SAT ranges or STAL ranges, I Cant remember what the damn acronym was but it is actually a pretty cool set up. Our C7s were linked up to bluetooth and even had a little pneumatic kick when you pulled the trigger. We spent 2 weeks on and off of the range, Contact scenarios, riot scenarios and my favorite was the drunken slavic checkpoint scenarios where dude with an AK clearly drunk as fuck hopped out of a truck and started yelling at us waving his AK around. Pretty good shit. The dude running the scenarios would always switch it up so at first the scenario was chill and then he would run it again with a different section and all hell would break lose and people would fuck up huge. Lots of virtual civilian casualties

>>31227829
>tfw matt probably had a 3 way with her and his hot waifu

Can we talk about just how dangerous this is?

Doesn't seem like a smart idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef4vnJxEUwc

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>>31228488
>yfw you got cucked by Matt

>>31228097

You must be one of those people that reads the headline of an article and then posts it on facebook without actually reading the article.

>>31228600

>Everybody stands behind the shooter
>On a huge ranch

Dangerous how?

>>31228677
could bounce off a tree or the table or some shit

>>31228694
Total lack of understanding of what happens when a lead bullet hits any object, but, keep going...

>>31228694

You're not serious?

>>31228436
I wonder if you got the software/videos how much a setup like that would cost.

Sounds fun as hell and super useful too.

>cute kids
>hot wife
>giant house
>massive arsenal of guns
>great physical shape
>pussy-melting job
>millions of dollars

at least I have my youth, guys

>>31228716
>>31228718

What if the bullet hit the tree and then shrapnel shot backwards and hit them.

I so jealous of that guy. In a good way though. Gorgeous wife, beautiful kids, multiple properties, successful career as vet, and no only one but 3 successful YouTube channels.

>>31228743
besides the ability to tear the biggest strip off of you possible in basic, it was the weapons cell's biggest pride and joy. I can't remember the markings on the side of the C7 but I think it was from west coast state side. I'm sure theres a civilian market for it, just not with our C7s

>>31228756

I'm still not sure if you're being serious, so I'm gonna let someone else take this.

>>31228743
Hah, found it!

http://meggitttrainingsystems.com/Military/Simulation-training/Small-Arms-Trainer-SAT

>>31228807
NICE FIND

>but just looking at it I know the cost will be a SHITLOAD

Was I the only one more interested in that simulator than the girls when watching the vid? Hot girls are a dime a dozen but I'd never seen anything like that sim before, cool as hell.

>>31228807

>no MSRP listed

uh oh this one is going to be a fortune

>>31228746
>at least I have my youth, guys
that you're wasting on a tasmanian bubble wrap advertising website.

>>31228840
as far as I know you can request or even make your own. All of ours featured our own guys in issued gear so customization isn't a problem . you want hot chicks? Commision it. You want naked russian men with Vintorez's, commission it!

>>31228871
>You want naked russian men with Vintorez's, commission it!
I feel like there could be a market for this.

Then again there is almost definitely one for "simulated shooting of hot chicks"--/r9k/ would visit that in droves if you had simulated bitchy cheerleaders, hot chicks turning them down, and girlfriends breaking up with them to shoot.

>but who wants to be on the news as "could this company have enabled the latest Elliot Rodgers?"

>>31228760
Don't forget he's a super nice guy and goes out of his way to make his channel be friendly and not use curse words. Not only does he have a successful career as a vet, but he works at a non-profit saving the lives of hundreds of innocent animals that would have died otherwise.

He's not only successful, he's just a really great guy in general. Pretty much the full package.

>Howie Mandel's son
like being the son of a dead former south african president ever meant anything

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You gotta be fucking kidding me

>>31228976
dude lmao

>>31228746
Dude is on a whole other level, that's for sure.