>it's a "the guy at your LGS starts talking about FEMA camps" episode
>It's a "retarded normie thinks that would never happen and totally hasn't already been done twice and comes to a board he's not welcome in to gripe" episode.
>>31225188
>to a board he's not welcome in
oh shit, whoops!
I'm sorry if nobody welcomed you, OP, but I hereby extend my official greeting on behalf of all of /k/.
>>31225188
Conspiracy theories are not /k/ related
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
>>31225096
>Its a customer at the lgs gets kicked out for being black or Hispanic episode
>>31225096
Does lgs = local gun store
You ACTUALLY shop for shit locally??
guy i work with who i thought was a fudd confided in me that he's collecting 10/22's via private sales to bury on his property in PVC tubes he's already prepared.
I like the conspiracy wing of the gun culture. Keeps us from being controlled by the media.
>>31225274
>he doesn't support small business
>inb4 buying online
>It's an unsolicited opinions on Obama episode
Goddamnit, I just wanted to shoot
>>31225332
>the democlaps are gonna take yer guns
>no they aren't.
>4473 is back door registration!
>no its not
>obama gonna take muh .30-06 hunting gun!
>nope.wav
>>31225274
>Does lgs = local gun store
stop the fucking presses.
Do you mean to tell me that LGS isn't some franchised hunting outlet that sells guns, and whenever people talk about shopping at LGS they're actually referring to random small businesses?
what the FUCK
>>31225391
>>the democlaps are gonna take yer guns
That's true, though.
>>31225096
It's the guy who is starting a thread off topic.
> I wonder how much is true though?
>mfw I see some old bastard in a hover-round buying all the fucking ammunition he can fit in his cart's basket at the gun store
The next ten years are going to be yard sale years, boys.
The old guy down the street from me was an ammo hoarder and died from a stroke. His widow paid me two hundred dollars to get rid of his ammunition stockpile from her garage. It took two trips with a long-bed Silverado to get it all home.
>>31225542
>women
>>31225391
4473 is backdoor registration though
Why do you think the liberal media has been running pieces on the ATF "being unable to trace guns due to the electronic database ban"?
>>31225542
Same thing is probably going to happen to me
>help re-do a kitchen for some people
>husband had a heart attack and can barely move around now
>his wife wants to sell all of his shit before moving back with family
He took hunting trips all over the world and has mounts from Africa all over his living room. His wife said if I want, I get first picks and I'm welcome to take all of his hunting gear like bino's and extra rifle scopes for free.
>>31225567
Eh, I have about 12,000 rounds of linked 7.62 NATO still in ammo cans, among a shitload of other stuff.
I don't even own anything in 7.62.
>>31225452
In other news, some republicans aren't fond of Hillary.
>>31225188
Yes, because we all remember the 2 times UN storm troopers disarmed and rounded up all the white males in America into Wal-Marts converted into concentration camps for RFID chipping and eventual extermination by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
>>31225792
But what if the media makes people paranoid that shit like that is going to happen? They are controlling out minds man..... ban all media, it's a dangerous weapon, right....... who controls the media?
Don't mind me, just passing through.
>it's a "guy at hq says your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week and that he's already discussed the matter with the senator" episode.
>>31225792
Wal-Marts are already large-scale torture facilities.
I dislike Jews
>>31225854
you and me both famicom
>>31225188
>it's a "whiny /k/ poster has terrible taste in artists" episode
>>31225870
>>31225827
Suspending 1st amendment rights because retards and autists can't tell the difference between reality and unsourced bullshit they read on their Facebook page from some ultaright neocon website is not the way to go bro.
>>31226046
Isn't this satire?
>>31226141
Yea, but the stormfags reading this literally don't know what that is and they don't need anymore bad ideas.
>be inna LGS with by shooting buddy, who is black
>select ammo, decide to check out the gun counter
>gun counter is really long and has a recessed area in the middle
>fudd dressed head-to-toe in mismatched camo is standing in the recessed part ranting at a very uncomfortable-looking clerk
>ranting about Kenyan president, gov't surveillance, FEMA, etc
>literally frothing at the mouth
>doesn't see us because we're browsing the part behind him
>employee looks even more uncomfortable when he sees us
>shooting buddy (6'4", pushing 350) calmly sidles up to the end of the recessed area and then bellows "I KNO RAHT?!? OBAMMY GONE TAKE MUH BOOM STICK!"
>fudd jumps and whips around
>tense pause
>fudd 360 moonwalks out the door
>everybody bursts into laughter
It was a good day
>>31227130
RIP WONKA