Could 10 randomly selected /k/ommandos, with only their own firearms,

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>10 dudes with nuggets and SKS'
doubtful, even if you got lucky and were fighting a young blood it'd be a difficult time.
if you were fighting a Blooded predator you'd be fucked as they've already fought a Xenomorph in their lifetime.

>>31189005
Possibly, if they at least knew they were being hunted by a predator. The real question is, would they try to rape it, and would they be smart enough to disable the self destruct system beforehand?

>>31189005

mini gun, grenade launcher, machette, woman, ahnold gun, alien, dildo, buttplug

>>31189005

The predator only goes after skilled warriors otherwise there is no glory in the hunt. He wouldn't touch the vast majority of /k/.

>>31189005
Late night skinwalker hunters inc. /k/ or business hours mostly noguns /k/?

>>31189005
No because out of the random 10 only 1 would actually own firearms.

>>31190092
Would that 1 have enough guns to arm the other 9, though?

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>>31190092
I'll share

>So, who's coming with me?
>DD is out of frame

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>>31190141
Yep, see >>31190145

>>31189005
im sure at least 4 would fall in love and try to suck predators dick

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Predator is just a metaphor for a chimp out

>>31190173
Never knew black people have cloaking technology and are all armed with a mini nuclear self-destruct device.

>>31189005
I want to see cannon Predator females
no
I DEMAND to see cannon Predator females
all in the name of scientific cataloguing and curiosity of course

>>31190188
They have earth mama's natural night camouflage and their fire mix tapes

>10 dudes with their carry pieces
>battle ground: US Army base
>10 dudes tell the army guys there's a predator
>tank with thermal blows the cloaked predator to pieces
>/k/ wins. FATALITY.

>>31189005
>has to be in America
Well in that case I wouldn't be interested. Leave the mart sharters to clean their own mess.

>>31190238
>t. Uneducatedfag
If the cloak can bend visual spectrum around itself, it can probably bend thermal spectrum as well.

does the average person have half the equipment an average predator has?
Nope.
You're fucked. All 10 of you.

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>>31190336
This, marines IR monocles have a thermal overlay and predators are still invisible in all the vidya. Not to mention some of Gary buseys CIA guys were using thermal imagers in the abattoir iirc and they couldn't see shit.

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>>31190193
Just Google it, nigger.

These are as close to canonical as I can find from the comics.

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>>31189005
knowing /k/, nope.

>>31189088

Anyone who challenges him, remember those cops?

I'm a better shot than those faggots.

>>31190457
I'm a loser and read the books. Predators are hermaphrodites and change sex periodically. So, female predators with giant tits aren't a thing. They spend several years as females to reproduce and then go back to being males.

>>31189088
Preds have varied tastes and standards. No two are quite alike. It's entirely possible that the predator that /k/ faces is one of the ones who aren't too picky about who they hunt and who they kill.

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>>31190475

>>31189005

Prob not, seeing as in the first movie alone, just one killed how many special forces men? I don't see your avg /k/ommando doing much better.

If any thing, the Predator would look at these ten /k/unts, just feel sorry for them and let them be.

No. Arm them all with mud and sticks though, they might stand a chance.

>>31190378
Does the average person? No. The average /k/ommando? Possibly.

>>31190336
Although you could just bring a water pistol and your cloak problem would be gone.

Assuming you could hit the predator of course.

>>31190145
Love it. Why don't you keep them locked up?

Cloaking wouldn't work as the Predator would be covered in cheeto dust and neckbeard hair after the first kill.

/k/ would win, but it'd be close.

>>31190403

But in the new AvP vidya predators can see other predators with thermals to an extent.

>>31190336
>Keyword: probably

>>31189005
a good shot from mah 45-70 would stop em

It'd probably be a half-autistic faggot predator who's step dad dumped him on earth and told him not to fucking come back without a dozen trophies.

>>31189005
>Pred vs kommandos.
>Kommandos run around like retards trying to find pred.
>Pred bides it's time.
>Kommandos get bored and regroup. Eventually one guy pulls out a shotgun barrel and some liquor.
>Puts barrel in ass, pours in liquor, does butt chugs.
>Pred watches, befuddled.
>Everyone else wants in. More butt chugs to be had.
>Argument erupts about what barrel is best for butt chugs.
>Two get so pissed that they draw their sidearms on each other.
>Cue Glock exploding and Sig seizing up.
>Pred packs up and leaves, realising there is no intelligent life for miles.
>/k/ wins on technicality.

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>>31189005
Assuming they're all operating innawoods the predator may end up witnessing so much fucked up shit that it decides it's better off leaving them the fuck alone. There's only so many times one can sit through watching a bunch of faggots argue about and have sex with guns before they decide to move on to greener pastures.

>>31190485
hot

>>31190485

the novels aren't canon, SPECIALLY Forever Midnight

>>31189051
>Wake up in middle of nam
>Nams pretty well over the fuck dude
>9 Other /k/ommandos
>One is already wearing a banana hammock made out of slings
>Why?
>Hear echoing in the distance "9mm is plenty powerful"
>We perk up
>Charge the noise
>After 15 hours of running around in the jungle firing nuggets, drinking, and talking about traps have about 10 minute exchange
>Almost everyone dead
>3 left
>Actually caught the predator
>Cannot decide to skin, taxidermize, or molest

>>31189005
just bayonet the fucker

>>31190188
Only at night.

>>31192881
in that case /k/ would get along with him.

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>>31190475

I mean yes, this is some weird shit, but my erection is undaunted

Anyone have the comic about the predator that takes on a Victorian Era big game hunter?

>do it
>if you fucking dare

>>31193104
Not bad.

>>31189005
Do we know that the predator is a predator and thus that we should conceal our heat signatures and lure the fucker to be around water?
If so sure, as soon as Arny found out those two things the Pred became easy mode.

>>31195578
I own in physically but don't have it saved.
I prefer the one where a Predator kills a mother bear's cub and gets BTFO to such a hilarious degree by a fucking grizzly bear.
Ends up killing itself in an explosion too but the bear made it out and got hunted by a different predator for it's sheer fucking power.
I love the concept of the comic so much.

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>>31196370
The bit where he has to use a fucking torch to beat the bear because he's getting fucked up so badly is the best. Especially since the bear just goes right back to decimating him after.

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>>31196400

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>>31189005

Not a chance. In the first film, the predator takes on rangers and skins them all and hangs them upside down. Then when Arnold and crew go in, they all get crushed, with only a few of them putting up much of a challenge at all. Mac was solid, was smart and able. Billy is left to mystery, but I have to guess he got done in cheaply. Arnold got lucky.

So, no, there is no way 10 here could do it. Many are out of shape compared to elite soldiers, and most here don't have equipment coming anywhere near what their load out was.

>>31189005
Fuck no!
99% of this board would be dead within 20 minutes.

>>31192445
With their technological level, more than likely. But there isn't any solid evidence, unless you go by the games where infrared doesn't sense predators at all regardless of whether they have the cloak on or not.

>>31198032
In one of the comics a soldier using IR saw the Pred so it just lifted up a dead soldier's rifle and copied his voice to make IR guy fuck off.

>>31190173
Calm down there Hillary

>>31189005
6 would die before the whole discovery period was over and they realized they were being hunted, it wasn't human, it could refract light, it used the trees, it laid traps, and it could mimicry.

Remaining 4 would die because it is a fucking Predator.

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>>31190475

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>>31190475
jfc.....

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I think it depends on if they knew that's what they were doing, or if they just woke up together in a jungle like in predators.

Also how skilled is the predator? In the first movie it fucking destroyed, in the second film the thing was killed by a single cop. Then in predators a small group of soldiers and a mercenary killed like six.

Overall I'd they the /k/ommandos are probably fucked, but there's some serious variables.

>>31189051
Lol

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>>31190475

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>>31190475
OH GOD

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>>31190193

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>>31193233

>>31198091
The comics which have super predators and alien empresses and whatnot? I wouldn't go by those.

But I think it would be fairly silly for a hyper advanced space faring race to design their technologies around humans. Not all species even on earth see just the visual spectrum, and there are sure as fuck some prey species in the galaxy that can see thermal spectrum one way or the other.

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>>31201503
Total invisibility would be cheating, though. You might as well just hunt with a gunship.

a tender loving scene ensues in the swampy forest near the gulf coast, the cutest twink you have ever seen and two fellow /k/omandos embrace, the warm mid summer rain only adds to the moist slick coat of lube on their skin, their moaning and forcefull play can be heard trough the bogs.
the predator, atracted by the rustling and increasing temperature of the trio is now scouting the party, learning from the culture and devices of men, the alternative uses of chest rigs and battle belts are now aparent, the white and blue striped panties would make a nice trophy in her ship, too bad they are on a fem... hu? the confusion startles her and a sudden explosion over her shoulder as the sound of the .50 bmg reaches her, the projectile destroyed her shoulder mounted plasna canon, its a trap! 99.9% humidity fucks with her cammo. 6 /k/omandos surround her the other 3 produce overzised pvc spud guns, she couldn't detect them, before the tought is complete 3 potatoes hit her, one disabling her wrist computer, no self destruct now, another explosion to the right, a comando clutches a bloody stump as 4 othes charge with katanas and nugget bayonets, no ammo could be found. one couldn't afford it. as she squares off to fend against the charge the ground behind her starts shifting and several logs swing and fall pinning her down.
so this is how a proud warrior meets her end. but she's not dead. the men produce one thousand yards of paracord and begin working, she is sore and weak but relatively unharmed. cont?

>>31201892
More

>>31201892
she's struggles as six anons and two tripfags pile on to her, any other day she could have fended them off but not today, her energy is drained, and all these fuckers are fat except for the twink. The paracord loops and tenses and her body does as well, before too long she's been rendered immobile by the rope.
a red smoke signal at the distance signifies the plight of the brave fucker that fired the .50 cal, one shot contraption they had all made. he may still be alive but there are more pressing matters. tripfag 1 yells his name as he steps forward and removes her face protector, she's g-g- gorgeous a lonely fag sputters out.
the white knight screams as he rolls in the floor still clutching his mangled stump, _stop it you guys! he keeps repeating to no reply. he finally sucumbs to the shock and passes out.
the predator is livid, screaming and trying to stare the remaining manchildren to death but they continue, they remove the scarce armour on her body, slowly and methodically, they swallow and take shallow breaths as they stare, the predator still agitated but with a discernible look of worry on her face.


Brake is over, may continue after work sorry...

>>31190173
CTR fuck off

>>31203777
Counter top ricecooker?

>>31203777
Creatively Trapping Retards?

>>31203777
Cheaperthandirt review?

>>31189005
Pretator would not even need to step in especially if the /k/ommandos know there's a predator.

>>31190336
When you stand in a dark room, do you glow? Of course not, because you don't emit visible light. Do you show up on thermal? Yes, because you're emitting thermal radiation.

Even if the cloak can bend visual and infrared spectrum, the Predator has to do something with the heat it is emitting.