>be me
>no-fun UK resident
>28 years old
>shitpost on /k/ and irc chat channels
>try to be /k/ and bought a Zombie Knife, pic related
>Zombie Knives get banned in UK a few weeks later
>wew lad
>meet someone in a local irc
>tell them about my zombie knife
>they think its cool
>get to them them over a few days of talking
>get their mobile #
>eventually get them to tell me where they live
>wow its like 6 blocks away hahaha
>go offline "suspiciously" to be funny
>show up to their house late at night
>planning on bringing my zombie knife and a funny mask to scare them
>call their mobile with a voice modulation app
>them: "Hello?"
>Me(distorted): "look outside"
>I see them turn on their light
>they look outside and I'm standing there with the mask holding up the light
>they freak out and run away form window
>laugh and try to call their mobile again
>busy
>busy
>huh, guess they are tired
>start walking home
>sirens going off in distance
>"oh shit, prolly some chavs fuckin around"
>gets closer
>a fucking police helicopter flying over the woods behind my friend's house
>FUCK
>run home and hide the zombie knife and mask in the closet
>throw my phone in my neighbors trash after smashing it
what do? it's been like a week and so far no one has come to my house.
I think I'm in the clear, but my friend never comes on irc and their phone has been going straight to voicemail since.
>>31186682
>Police helicopter
>THIS CUNT'S GOT A FUCKIN' KNIFE BRING IN THE CAVALRY CALLING IN AIRSTRIKE DANGER CLOSE
You should move to a place that allows fun before you try to have fun.
Also don't play pranks on British normies, they'll die.
>>31186682
a wild tommy has appeared
tommy uses bait
>man with a knife
>police chopper shows up
>uk resident
makes sense and probably happened
No one can be dense, right? I live in Mississippi. I thought the Europeans were supposed to be smart or something.
Pic barely related. The chicken farm next to the high school had a great escape. Found this little gal poking around in my apartments.
>>31188230
Did you eat the chicken?
>>31188261
Nah. You don't eat hens; just their eggs. Even so, unlike most europoors, I have a stocked fridge. The hen was pretty chill though.
>>31186682
THIS IS THE SAS WE ARE TRACKING YOUR IP. GET READY FOR INFILTRATION IN 30 MINUTES! YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT A LIFE! YOU SHOULD HAVE BINNED THAT KNIFE!
>>31188538
B I N
T H A T
K N I F E
L A D
Nongunfriendly IPs need to be blocked from using /k/
seriously you faggots never emigrate here and just poison your mind with things you can never own
either emigrate or stop visiting this board
>>31188230
Cute hen.
>>31188230
>>31188230
>>31188230
>Tfw I see a 4-leaf clover I can't pick.
>>31186682
I have one.
Murica
>>31186682
>>31189485
Slip like motherfuckers.