>Daddy, I know you like to collect weapons and all. But how did you get your hands on a fully functional PF98? Wh-wh-what exactly are going to use that for? The neighbours are going to call the cops again.
>>31170578
A what?
>>31170578
varmints
Sweetie, look, I know this seems a bit extreme. But the squirrels have been particularly troublesome lately, and I'm kind of running out of options at this point.
Now you might wanna stand back.
>>31170578
You keep quiet about my PF98 and I wont tell mom about the extra money you get from sucking off the boys at your school. And if the neighbour call the police again I will just talk to officer Henrry and we will laugh at their retardness.
>>31170578
>Darlin', first we're going to use it to teach you how it works and how to operate it.
>Then we can use it on the cops if they try that bullshit again.
>Now go put on your camo.
>>31170578
>The neighbor can call the police all he wants. They still won't be able to un-rape you if you don't shut your mouth.
>have daughter
>actual quote "daddy when are you getting a broomhandle? I want to shoot that too."
>Tfw missed my only chance at owning a LAW 5 years ago
Why even live
>neighbours
Hello, noguns.
>All such weapons became legal sweety after the Election of President Trump. All you have to do is pass the Loyalty Test.
mfw you can buy AT, F/A and crew served weapons.
>>31171941
Your dog looks weird af.
>>31172028
Ave, True to Trump
>>31171339
awwwww
how old?
>>31170594
Oh sweet Jesus sometimes I hate being celibate
>>31172843
>Implying you have any choice in the matter
>>31172843
I agree. I too would like to fuck that gun.
>>31171339
Man, I'm so excited to have kids. That's adorable.
>>31172843
>implies he is celibate by choice
Life will pick up once you discover chloroform, duct tape, and not giving a fuck
>>31173145
But anon, once you discover chloroform and duct tape you can give as many fucks as you like
>>31173137
They're a huge pain in the ass for like 6 months, and then they're fun. Don't be slack, always take the time. Never forget you're in charge. Talk to them like they understand you and they will.
>>31170578
>The neighbours are going to call the cops again.
In Texas I don't think so
I think neighbors are going to be keeping up with the joneses
>>31170578
Thanks for coming in ATF