>BOOM! >BANG!! >BANG!! >CRASH!!! >"FREEZE!!"

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>>31167045
>implying a 2a ban is in effect
I ready with my brothers to repel the traitors from our fortification.

>>31167045
Nothing, by the time they clear my 3 acre lawn full of AP mines and claymores, and my house which is full of claymores and caltrops me and my stash are long gone.

>>31167045
>BOOM!
>BIGGER BOOOM
>SCREAMS
Should've checked if I didn't mine the door, retards.

Heh, I hope you brought shovels kid
*teleports out of the way so they can see the 6 sq miles of tilled soil on my section*
Nothing personnel, kid

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>try to surrender
>get face ripped off by K9 unit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AP-FNgHsNq4

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>>31167045
>What do?

Shoot my doggo before ATF take turns raping it in front of me.

I set off my 50 pounds of RDX-B

>>31167095
Based doggo

>>31167095
Fuck the police

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>>31167135
F-fuck the police

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>>31167146
Try again

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>>31167045
Fight and take as many as I can.
Detonate boom boom stash when I'm about to die like a sore loser.
No one wins in gun confiscations.

>>31167146
"Index?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYNfQlf1H8

TO the barricades

>>31167045
why dont any of them have guns?
why does the second dude on the left have his pants tucked into his socks?
why does the dude on the far right have a bunch of beltkeepers on his vest?
Why do there duty belts look all weird?

>>31167045
I start masturbating.

>>31167161

whose the selfie for?

There is a face growing out of his neck, some sort of weird congenital twin. It's a sister, so he has to hear her nag for the rest of his life.

Tries to entice ladies with his hairy abs and zebra print, but his sister is snippy with them, and says he can do better.

I wonder if his friends get blow jobs from her when he is passed out. He just wonder why his throat is so sore after nights out drinking with the boys.

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You gon' learn today, white boys.

>Cops get BLACKED

>>31167045
>Implying I can afford a stockpile

>>31167124
Just another deadly weapon the police cant control and are eager to let rip.

Fucking idiot cop worshippers will get yours soon enough. Just wait to your next ticket they need to write to get a quotta, theyll run your plates and see your a gun owner thanks to 4473. Shoot you in the head and claim your hands made a vertive movement and he had to use the brand new .40 caliber glock they issued out yesterday.

Even cops hate cops. Top kek

Follow orders. Call a lawyer. Start dreaming about what I'm going to spend my settlement money on.

>>31167550
Cop lovers here call anyone a nigger or make parallels to antifa or whayever leftist retards to distract fron the idiocy of modern policing. Sone edgy cop lovers that cheer when a nig gets shot and the nogs riot and want a race war now and rwds but are really too big of pussies to get off the bed and join the police and find out just how fucked up the departments are all across the nation.

>>31170012
Kek
>call lawyer
>cops scream about cell phone gun
>get shot
>cops search the residence for any dogs to shoot
>in the process discover they are at the wrong address
>ok boys 5 more minutes, grab anything that you want and we will blame it on jamal
>but I really want to shoot a dog with my brand new M4a1 with m203 grenade launcher and acog sight setup.
>DO THE NEIGHBORS HAVE DOGS OR SMALL CHILDREN?

>>31170002
>vertive movement
lmao

>>31170047
>cop holding a shotgunnto driver window says to keep your hands in the steering wheel
>cop on the passenger side with a decked out M16A4 is screaming put your hands out the window

What do?

>>31170047
>>vertive movement

I know it is furtive, but the majority of cops call it a vertive movement.

Go ahead and join your local city force. Youll become anticop or love the job after a year. 50k starting out too. Cant beat that.

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>>31167045
I do nothing, because pic related

>>31167233
An extreme mindset, but very useful. If there's only one in a thousand assholes that do this, no police organization on the planet would want to do. Door to door confiscation in any state. "Step right up to the Liberty Lottery. Try your luck- AT ETERNITY."

>>31167045
This will never happen. Copbro here. We are all generally very pro 2nd amendment and love armed citizens because it makes our job easier. We will never take your guns or break the constitution or violate a law for personal gain.

>>31170252
Tell that to CA PDs
Absolutely fucking disgusting m8

>>31167045

>my sheriff is literally suing the governor for anti 2a laws
>laws that sheriff has outright refused to enforce

I think they're just coming to try my 1911 desu fampai.

>>31170044
God I hope they shoot me. If I live I'm fucking set and if I die my wife and kids are fucking set. All them succulent tax dollars. I've already got the "muh PTSD" speech on point.

...and boom goes the dyna-(BANG)

Reminder to aim for the pelvis when facing armored hostiles.

>>31167045
>2016
>Not having claymores set up on your door
>Not having your firearms hidden in caches and in an underground bunker you've made yourself

>>31167161
Yeah, seems about right, faggot.

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>ctrl+f "boating accident"
>0 results

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>>31170078
>>31170002
>WAA WAA all cops are PIGS
kill yourself basement dwelling autist.

>>31167045
Watch, bemused, as they cart away two 50-round boxes of .32 acp.

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>>31167045
>BOOM
>BOOM
>CRASH
>BOOM
>BBOM
>CRASH
>Police fall into my punji pits
>Stand above pit and offer them the chance to surrender
>Take them prisoner steal their equipment
>Ransom them to the PD for more equipment
>PD sends SWAT to rescue the officers
>Repeat for nearly unlimited ammo, guns, and armor

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Reminder that any kind of serious autistic
>PIGGIES REEEEEEEE
Posting is probably paid shills to make the gun community look bad.
Most cops are fine and just doing their job, and the people who whine about them have little to no interaction with them at all besides the occasional speeding ticket.
Ignore them, post funny greentexts in an ironic manner, then move on.

>>31171286
>literally defending individuals carrying out a confiscation
Leave.

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>>31171300
Where did I say that?

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>>31171286

>just doing their job

>>31171304
That is the basis of the thread anon.

>>31171304
That is the basis of the thread anon.

>>31167045
*teleports behind them*

>>31167161
>he posted it again

>>31167095
This is painful to watch. There's a serious problem with American police.

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>>31167045

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>>31171374
"Heh, nothing personnel kiddos"

>>31171261
I read this in Freddie Mercury's voice.

>BOOM
>CRASH
>yes it takes only one try to open my shitty door
>A small corridor leading to another door
>BOOM
>CRASH
>Another corridor leading to another door
>BOOM
>CRASH
>They are now on the other side of my house, with a nice view on the garden.
>Why is there no door to where I live ?
>tfw I am a shameless 35 yo permavirgin
>I am a goddamn wizard, I don't need to go outside
>Aaaannnd they go full Waco on the house and I die suffocating in flames.

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>>31171329
>all cops are Nazis
false comparison.
>>31171346
Maybe if you had reading comprehension I was referring to autistic retards like
>>31170078
>>31170002
>>31167161
>>31167135
And I specifically mentioned the thread to be basically about funny greentexts.

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>>31171329
Why are you posting an image of Russians dressed in captured uniforms and committing war crimes?
Who the hell takes photos of an execution like this anyway?
The guy doing the executing isn't even wearing a shirt.

>>31167095
lol hahahaha

one less scumbag with a face

the police should shoot more suspects honestly

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>>31167161
>kings hat
>selfie
>wanna-be 80's cocaine bedsheets

I don't have a problem with the police at all but if you're still a cop when confiscations like the OP is saying happens you deserve to get lit up in your squad car.

>>31167045
I checked my privilege and gave them all to inter city youths along with some body armor and ammo. It's their cross to bare now.

>>31167045
Laugh while waiting for the IED to detonate

>>31170111
Shit, I'd do it. SHTF wont happen unless we make it happen

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>>31167045
I freeze, put my hands in the air, and let them seize my "stockpile" - which consists of one Glock with a couple boxes of ammo, and a semi auto AR15 with only one box of ammo.

I then sue the government, collect millions, get properly licensed for fully automatics, and purchase a REAL stockpile.

>>31167095
He should have surrendered to the ATF, they'd have protected him.

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Being at home during gun confiscations and not driving an armored semi truck loaded with guns through the police station committing the gun confiscations.
Do you want to live a life forever on your knees?

>>31167045
Well, I store all but 1 of my guns at an undisclosed location away from my house. I would just let them have their way.

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>>31172110
^ I can see that happening, if the police force actually complied with an order to go around confiscating arms.

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>>31167045

Good luck getting through the trap filled dungeon I hid all my stash in.

Fucking DwarfTF think its the only able to dig holes, ELF HOLES ARE THE BEST! THE! BEST! (andtheyshallnotbeinfringed)

Laugh as they raid my hunting rifles and three boxes of ammo.

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>>31172110
The Killdozer guy's contraption might do pretty well for that.

Though I'm sure police forces would have AT weapons on hand if they were planning to attempt confiscation.

Hey, now we know why King Nigger is giving the police forces all that military equipment!

>>31171261
>>31171521

BOOM
BOOM
CRASH

BOOM
BOOM
CRASH

WE WILL
WE WILL
RAID YOU

BOOM
BOOM
CRASH

BOOM
BOOM
CRASH

>>31172172
I only have 1 vz24 and a 2 bandoleers for a total of 140 rounds where I live. Everything else is hidden in a cache.

>>31167045
it actually does seem like Hillary will win, just because of the misconceptions people have with Trump.
/k/, I'm scared, hold me

>>31167045
Clap twice to arm my clapper activated deadman switch.

>>31172434
There are now more guns in the U.S. than Americans. Remember: the Constitution is above all. The military is loyal to the Constitution, not the president. The president is subject to the law. If a gun collection is instigated, we must follow the higher order.

>>31167045
let them do what they're doing
sue them as soon as they're done

>>31167066
This is why all three letter agencies monitor this board

>>31171598
please tell me you don't believe this

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>>31172572
eternal anglo detected

>>31172492
>Sue them
>when they kill you without mercy

Remember Ruby Ridge

>>31171457
>blyatman.jpg

>>31167807
they might just have pistols (still stupid)

the second guy has his trousers bloused with boot bands, not tucked into his socks

no clue and no clue

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>>31167045

>Please leave

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>>31172572

don't try to jew anyone friendo.

>>31167070
Holy shit that made me laugh.

>>31172572
I don't know a source for the picture, but it's a common believe that German troops used fake uniforms to stage an attack on a radiotower and made pictures there as context for the attack on Poland. At least consider it as an opportunity unless you are biased.

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>>31173411
>0 sources
>this is a tokarev

k

>>31173411
it dosent look like his hands are tied. his left arm is at his side

>>31173411
epic redpill, fellow /pol/lack! let's get these shillcuckkikeJIDF fags!

OH GOD THEY KNOW ABOUT MY HOTPOCKETS

>>31171435
That looks like a nasty rash

>>31173441

Is that a FAMAS?

French did the holocaust and nazis were just trying to stop it confirmed.

>>31167045
I let go of the dead man's switch, obviously.

>>31167045
If a ban is in effect I'm innawoods with other likeminded folks if you know what I mean.

>>31167095
Found the nigger

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>>31167045
mfw I had the local taxidermist stuff my dead puppers with tanerite and left it by the door for this purpose.

>>31175055
you genius bastard. I'm stealing that idea.

>>31171194
I think we're passed boating accidents at this point

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>>31167776
"DOOOOO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE BRRRRT? BRRRRTING THE SONG OF ANGRY MEN"

>>31173436
The Gleiwitz Incident. It was used as the excuse to invade Poland, believe it or not.

If you guys want my dragon dido collection that badly I can share, sheesh.

>>31167135
Wow, you sure showed them.

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>>31170672
>literally this

>>31170252
So when someone has a firearm, and you find out they are a convicted felon but the felony was a bad check for $150 to a grocery store, or driving on a suspended license repeat offense, you and all your buddies let those guys go? No arrest, no seizure of firearm?
No, you don't. You say "well, it's the law, so I just do what in told."
So when you're told that anyone possessing an "unregistered" semiautomatic rifle is a felon, and your department has intel that John Smith owns one or more, your department isn't going to get a warrant and you aren't going to serve it on Mr. Smith?
Please let us know where your department is, so we can all move there.

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dude
wut

>>31167095
All of those look justified to me

>>31170002
No the won't I'm white and military maybe if you didn't look like some ghetto hood shit vermin and lived a normal none gang/crime related life you wouldn't have to worry about getting shot you nigger

>>31167135
Fuck the dogs, you idiot. The police acted professionally, even taking photos of the damage immediately. It was the dog that chimped out.

>>31171412
Nope. I recognized few clips. In those the police response was appropriate, it's a miracle they didn't execute them after getting attacked first.