How effective would a giant boulder be at keeping criminals from

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Anonymous
2016-08-30 03:22:25 Post No.
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:22:25 Post No. [Report]

How effective would a giant boulder be at keeping criminals from my house when I'm away?

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:26:46 Post No.31154732
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>>31154691
You're better off using a Martini Henry for home defense anon.
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:27:12 Post No.31154737
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>>31154691
>2016
>not using boulder for defense

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:28:30 Post No.31154749
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:28:30 Post No.31154749 [Report]

>>31154691
It would be very good.

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:29:44 Post No.31154764
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:29:44 Post No.31154764 [Report]

>>31154691
you would go to jail for setting up a booby trap.

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:30:34 Post No.31154775
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>>31154764
Not if I have a second boulder to take out the investigators

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:31:12 Post No.31154782
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:31:12 Post No.31154782 [Report]

>>31154732
Two for one special!

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:32:23 Post No.31154792
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>>31154775
Problem solved!

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:33:04 Post No.31154799
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>>31154691
those never work

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:33:44 Post No.31154812
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>>31154792
The perfect crime

Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:34:31 Post No.31154821
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 03:34:31 Post No.31154821 [Report]

>>31154691
no, all they have to do is press LB + RB to dodge.

Vento Colorado 2016-08-30 03:58:40 Post No.31155105
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>>31154732
This is gonna become the next /K/ meme, and I'm okay with that.

Anonymous 2016-08-30 10:04:01 Post No.31157537
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 10:04:01 Post No.31157537 [Report]

>>31154691
Use snakes instead.

Anonymous 2016-08-30 10:21:32 Post No.31157582
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Anonymous 2016-08-30 10:21:32 Post No.31157582 [Report]

>>31154764
>cops ask questions
>"Gee, sorry officer I lost my boulder in a mining accident"

Anonymous 2016-08-30 10:24:10 Post No.31157590
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>>31154732
>implying martini henrys *dont* fire boulders

Anonymous 2016-08-30 10:54:54 Post No.31157701
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>>31154691
It would only stop the first one.

Anonymous 2016-08-30 11:03:47 Post No.31157728
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