>When you're at a family gathering and the gun debate

Oh everyone knows my cold dead hands stance already.

>can't tell your own family the truth

Your power is 0 minus 1

File: Screen Shot 2016-08-24 at 2.04.24 AM.png (1MB, 1234x1114px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1234x1114px

>when somebody says they dont need guns because the police will protect them

>>31112460
maybe it's extended family you dingus

File: Screen Shot 2016-04-18 at 2.09.49 AM.png (982KB, 858x978px)

982KB, 858x978px

>"Youre not becoming a gun nut like your dad, are you anon?"

File: Screen Shot 2016-04-18 at 1.15.56 AM.png (2MB, 1262x1328px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1262x1328px

>"Nobody needs guns except the military. I shot a full auto ak47 at a gun range once, so I know what guns are capable of. Regular people don't need that kind of power."

>>31112469

I hear that. I wouldn't refer to them as family if they couldn't accept me for who I am.

File: 1467765282398.png (69KB, 366x401px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 366x401px

>>31112475

File: Screen Shot 2016-04-18 at 10.07.12 PM.png (668KB, 710x840px) Image search: [Google]

668KB, 710x840px

>"Just give up your stuff if you get mugged, it's not worth fighting over."

File: 1442084301369.jpg (19KB, 409x393px)

19KB, 409x393px

When you're at the family gathering and the majority of the people there are carrying..
> Being part of a majority instead of the family minority feels goodman

>>31112447
I don't know this feeling, stop being a spineless faggot.

>>31112504
in oregon it's a pretty even split. youve got rednecks in the east, granola-crunchers in the west

>>31112447
Or you could just fucking say it because you know how to

I reveal my power level constantly and I'm a britfag. My brother even broke out the cuck line "real men use their fists!"
My grandpa was totally based though, had like four shotguns and would go to farms and offer to shoot vermin. Just kept them in his wardrobe too even when more cuck laws got introduced and you had to keep them in a locked cabinet bolted to the floor.

File: crazy.jpg (33KB, 450x338px)

33KB, 450x338px

>>31112447
Hasn't happened to me because 99% of my family is pro2a but I did reveal my power level about google, the NSA, smart phones being data mines and tracking devices, chrome being a data mine, etc... and now everyone thinks I'm a tinfoil hat paranoid nut.

>>31112447
They know my stance. Not everyone agrees with me but it's a non issue since we don't judge each other for every fucking opinion we have. Seriously, either op is an insecure faggot or could definitely benefit from getting away from a toxic family.

File: Screen Shot 2016-04-17 at 11.48.43 PM.png (839KB, 786x946px)

839KB, 786x946px

>>31112633
>britfag
>thinking he even registers on the power level scale

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

File: 1471789450161.png (1MB, 748x764px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 748x764px

>>31112452
The best part is that the utter shit show in Europe over the past year has actually leveled the playing field:

>All these mass shootings with legally owned assault weapons are proof that guns need to be banned from the public, then no one could acquire them!
Charlie Hebdo and Bataclan

>But how many normal people actually have the black market connections to buy weapons illegally?
Munich shooting

>But guns are still the problem!
Nice massacre

Ged fugged gommies :DDD

>>31112447
>you can't reveal your power level
What's it like having a whites family of retards?

t. progun legal bean eater

>>31112447
The only stance under debate would be blade or isosceles.

My family is all okay with guns, knows I own them, and knows I carry. My Dad has more guns than me, and my grandpa has guns, and my great grandpa had guns.

Basically my power level is well known in my family. My Mom has even seen me clear the house with a gun when the house alarm went off and I was visiting them.

>>31112471
You don't need to "" greentext newfag
It's already implied

>>31112733
>>31112493
>>31112475
>>31112471
>>31112464
>>31112458
>>31112454
>>31112450
>>31112447
Your reaction images fucking suck

Restraint is overrated and will only keep the conversation going. I double-down.

>Anon, what do you think about assault weapons?
>Let me tell you about the jews.

Gets the subject changed real fuckin quick.

File: 1466543079417.jpg (240KB, 499x665px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 499x665px

>When you're at a family gathering and play war with the kids with a bunch of old bolt-action rifles
Gotta hide the bayonets though

My family thinks I'm a psycho because I like guns.

Ironic part is, I prove to be the most level headed one in my family time and time again while they have severe impulse control issues and are willing to get violent at the drop of a hat.

So, who cares what they think? I'll continue to live a peaceful life while they're in and out of jail and addicted to drugs.

>Father has a weapon collection (mostly swords, spears, bows and stuff like that)
>I want to design/manufacture guns
>So does one of my cousins
>Know for a fact my Grandfather has a pistol stashed somewhere just in case
>Have a few aunts who are anti-gun

>hiding your power level

Once you completely destroy someone in an argument, as awkward as it is in the moment, they tend to keep their cock holsters shut at future thanksgiving dinners.

Nip it in the bud.

>>31112447
>outspoken pro 2a
>family owns guns
>everyone knows I own guns in my extended family
>except my grandma
>who is a major library
>once uttered the phrase "I would pretend to be dead" when talking about what to do in a shooting
>distrusts the government but willing to entrust only them with guns

>>31112915
I just don't understand people who think like that.

>>31112914

The next step is to bring them to the range and have them shoot the fuck out of fruit.

>>31112915
Your grandmother should really have a good selection of firearms books, wouldn't it?

>>31112447

>visiting my family with the wife
>eating at a restaurant.
>why do you have guns anon?
>'because I can and it's our right'
>wifey smirks because she knew this day would come.
>Silence, changed subject, followed by maybe a year of not asking me about guns again

My family is embarrassing.

>Be me 2 years ago
>going camping with my parents and brother for a week
>all of my gear already loaded in my jeep and ready to go
>already have my sp2022 on in a IWB holster
>first night out at camp its hotter than hell
>takin it off here boss, flannel shirt above undershirt comes off
>my dad sees the grip of my sig
>"whats with the gun anon?"
>unholster in a safe direction and show him
>"9 mil-uhh-meter huh, well for anything out here i'd have prefered a magnum but its better than throwing a rock i guess"
>has his S&W 29 with him
>mom has a sp101.357 she purse carries
>brother has a gp100
feels good being in a gun loving family

>>31112857
The entirety of greentext is implication
>implying it's not
I'm implying that the situation is that you're implying that it's not. See how that works?
Not that any of this matters in the first place. So why did you even bother to correct them? Why am I even here?
For shits and giggles.

File: 216429.jpg (310KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 1920x1080px

>>31112447
>seeing psychiatrist for depression after a break up
>somehow the topic of guns is brought up
>he doesn't know I am a gun nut because I am a <spoiler>Tranny</spoiler>
>I talk how I might move to a friendly pro gun state but tell him I am afraid of getting shot by dindus(I really said unsavory characters)
>he injects by saying I don't like talking about politics much but these crazy gun nuts we need gun control
>my skin crawls
>i want to say I fucking love guns you fucking faggot. I maybe a tranny but I am not a gun grabbing faggot to you
>I just smile instead and say yeah there are crazy people out there in the world

Fuck .....

I want to get a live free or die tattoo after dealing with all these cucks in this liberal hell hole.

File: Screenshot_2016-05-17-22-48-19.png (2MB, 2560x1440px)

2MB, 2560x1440px

>>31113656
Damn tranny. You scary.

>>31112914

>implying 'destroying' a family member or friend in an argument ever has a positive effect on your relationship

do you spergs realize that just because you win an argument it doesn't mean the other person is going to come to your side. people are going to see you as a dick/crazy person because having a strong opinion against the popular opinion is against social norms. theres no point in trying to 'convert' friends and family.

File: 41406_1_miscellaneous_digital_art_trippy_funky_trippy_tree.jpg (280KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 1440x900px

>>31113672
Look all I want is for gay married people to defend their marijuana plants with fire arms.

Is that too much to ask for? I am not a crazy ancap either, I just don't think government should have any say so with arms of any kind.

>>31112840
Heh

>>31113696
>Look all I want is for gay married people to defend their marijuana plants with fire arms.

Kek. I'm right there with ya anon.

>>31113715
Same but I prefer the phrasing:
>I just want gay married couples to able to defend their marijuana plantations with full auto Russian import aks.

File: cantstandya.png (230KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 640x360px

>politics, religion, or gun control at a large family gathering

>"I'll pray for you"

>we need Trump blah blah niggers democrats small businesses

>"I think open carrying is wrong"

watch me Larry David out of the room with a plate of food like a pro

>>31113749
>with Russian import MANPADS.
The hippies are getting brave.

File: Screen Shot 2016-04-17 at 11.49.50 PM.png (731KB, 740x798px) Image search: [Google]

731KB, 740x798px

>>31112865
w-what?

File: Screen Shot 2016-08-10 at 4.46.47 AM.png (4MB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2560x1600px

>When you take your friends to the gun range and they all want to take pictures with the guns

>>31112447
>Go to family dinner.
>Like 40 fuckers stuffed into a house meant for like 6 people at best.
>28 people carrying.
>Only the kids and older women aren't packing.
>Grandpa told everyone years back to get a cc if they didn't already.
>And you don't argue with Grandpa.
>Uncle calls cousin a little shit for printing his shield 9 in skinny jeans.
>He gets ripped on the rest of the night.

Good times.

>>31112447
"I don't talk politics with friends or family"
Works every time

File: 20160825_181947.jpg (874KB, 1776x2268px) Image search: [Google]

874KB, 1776x2268px

>>31112447
>tfw your 18 and your mom married a jew guy and he thinks guns are bad.

File: Screen Shot 2016-04-18 at 1.07.37 AM.png (439KB, 586x618px) Image search: [Google]

439KB, 586x618px

>When the range officer is breathing down your neck

>>31113966

http://jpfo.org/

>>31112905
literally me.

"Don't get into guns anon"
"You're worrying me with all this gun talk, anon".
"You liking guns so much is a little psychotic, anon."


I'm the most patient person in my entire family. The person who said the above was banned from an Indian restaurant because they had a fit of rage at the owners for something they didn't do.

>>31113679
Defeatists like you should be shot. May as well just hand over all our guns now if we can't bring people into our hobby.

File: image.gif (150KB, 300x162px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 300x162px

All these Elaine pictures

>>31113679
only if you make shit diplomacy rolls

>>31113696
i saw that bumper sticker too, you fucking plagiarist

File: Screen Shot 2016-08-18 at 7.04.17 AM.png (996KB, 944x974px) Image search: [Google]

996KB, 944x974px

>>31114079
hi :)

File: meh.jpg (117KB, 549x718px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 549x718px

>>31112447
>I only see these people like once or twice a year tops
>I dont care if they hate me
>I only came becuase my parents wanted me to
>I have statistics and stories saved on my phone for just such a debate
>my, my dad and brother have turned many family functions into arguments

File: 11 - dPQsmEs.png (16KB, 746x982px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 746x982px

>>31114100
h-hi

File: good vibrations.png (44KB, 1024x576px)

44KB, 1024x576px

>>31114308
>when your family is ambivalent to guns and doesn't randomly call you up to give you fodder to shitpost on /k/ about

>>31112447
Are you the fucking guy who collects rare Elaines??

File: Screen Shot 2016-08-26 at 12.35.58 PM.png (927KB, 860x898px) Image search: [Google]

927KB, 860x898px

>>31114382
hello

>>31112447
>tfw britbong and idiot friends start talking about american gun culture like they know a single fucking thing about the us, firearms or violence in general
I have no face

>be me
>get first AR M&P15
>mom doesn't really like guns
>talking about all the fucked up shit with Ferguson and Baltimore
>mom is originally from town near Baltimore
>first words out of her mouth
"I'm not big on guns, you know that anon, but nobody should be expected to give up their rights. Especially when this is happening in Baltimore like it is."
>instantly recoil from shock
>mildly liberal mom is actually condoning self defense against dindu riots
>tfw mom is half basketball American
>tfw she hates niggers but would never admit it
God I love my based mother!

File: 1116.gif (63KB, 356x272px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 356x272px

>MFW family is anti-fun, but does't give a shit if I buy an AK.
>MFW I'm a poorfag.
>MFW college in Ohio.

Fug.

File: gadsengondola.jpg (55KB, 640x427px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 640x427px

>>31114345
> when your dad has a top tier normie arsenal, your bro fell for the 5.7 meme but still owns plenty of funz, your other brother is waiting to buy his own rifle, and everyone on your moms side of your senpai-1 is pro gun
>tfw dads sister is rich fag in LA who is "only cops should hab gunz" and the other sister is a crazy bernie supporter who has no knowledge of guns and stayed in new orleans through katrina, yet still sees no reason for guns

>>31113622
Fair enough

>the police will take at minimum, 5 minutes to arrive
>better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6
>gun crime has gone down while gun laws have got looser.
>if americans wanted gun control, we would have had it by now
>the anti gun lobby is basically one billionaire with a private army

>>31112447
>he's afraid to talk about guns
>he considers this to be a high-power level issue
Get back to me when you're trying to point out to people that the Jew soap and stuff like that were works of fiction and that most of the camps were just prison/labor camps and not
extermination camps", which even mainstream historians but people are so retarded that all they remember is tiny bits from highschool and watching the occasional movie about the holocaust or nazis.

>being a pussy

I mean you don't have to jump up on the table and shout "1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!" but you can calmly say something like "no one needs guns....until they do"

>>31112447
as a yuropoor, it's a shame my dad is such a fudd
he has several guns at home but wants very strict gun control, only shotguns and bol actions, and not weapons for self defense, just hunting and maybe competition shooting, guns securely locked away in safes when not hunting..

I want Americas 2nd A, and conceal carry opportunities for the common man. But arguing this with him just isn't worth it. To make things worse, when he was a kid one of his brothers picked up their dads revolver and almost shot his bro. So that is really burned into my dads mind and fuels his gun control lunacy.

But it's sad that he's such a cuck.

>>31114732
What country?

>>31114752
Norway.

>>31112840
Thats not even a debate though one is objectively better than the other

>>31114758
You should come to the US for a few weeks, drag him along, and force him to shoot some machine guns at a range that does machine gun rentals.

File: 1463596594979.jpg (94KB, 673x943px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 673x943px

>>31112915
>mfw anon is a book

>>31112756
tbf Munich wouldn't have happened if all guns were banned. Not saying I'm a gun grabber, just pointing out flaws in your argument.

>>31114880
Just like how alcoholism was completely eradicated during the prohibition era right?

>>31114824
yeah he'd probably enjoy it desu

we were at the firing range the other day to practice before a hunting trip next weekend and I know he gets some fun out of shooting guns

but he would definitely say that machine gun rental is pretty crazy, even though renting a machine gun is one of the things I've thought about before and would be on a bucket list if I went to USA

File: George-Bush-Mission-accomplished.jpg (50KB, 504x378px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 504x378px

>>31112447
my otherwise extremely liberal mother jumps in and says that everyone has an absolute right to defend themselves however they see fit and that all gun control is inherently evil and unconstitutional.

>>31112447
NEXT STOP POTTERSVILLE

>>31114880

This has to be bait

how is banning all guns even possible? How do I ban all illegal fucking guns in the hands of some fucking serb who gives it to some fucking croatian who then drives through austria and delivers the weapon to munich after receiving bitcoin payment over an advertisement on the fucking darknet you imbecile

>>31112865
Shut the hell up Sue-Ellen.

>>31114880
Maybe we should just ban murder?

>tfw no jewfu

>>31112447
>being this much of a sad manlet that you won't even speak openly with your family

>>31112447

>What's the matter, anon? AFRAID TO GO OUTSIDE? LMAO! Why are you so scared you need a gun?

File: pink pistols.jpg (13KB, 250x265px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 250x265px

>>31112447

>anon why do you carry a GUN!?!?!?!?!!!!!!????!???!!
>because armed gays dont get bashed

thats how i came out of the closet t.bh

File: 1471700076473.jpg (85KB, 480x478px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 480x478px

>>31112447
>be me at family get together
>no anti gun family
>rarely talk politics
>the guys watch action movies with grandpa talking about guns and the gals all play cards
>mfw

>>31112447
There is no such thing as rare elaines
Nobody gives a shit about elaine

>>31112868
Kek based thanksgiving uncle

>>31114085
>not using Charm Person
>not using buff spells for +15 diplomacy for 5 minutes
>not being a wizard/cleric or having magic items do the skill work for u

This is why rogues fall behind late-game

>>31114540
What college anon? Go raiders

>>31112447
>still go hunting with my dad
>he and his buddies pitch in to own 250 acres in [spoiler]West Texas[/spoiler] that we go to regularly for upkeep and hunting
>after I turned 23 and got a really good job I've started pitching in so I can go there whenever I want as well
>have big get togethers where we all have a big BBQ and go hunting
>everytime there's a big get together there one of my dad's friends brings his cunt daughter
>daughter always spouts anti-gun shit whenever she can
>always bringing up how her mom, who lives in California, doesn't hunt and she's a spiritually good person or some shit
God dammit Jessica, you're not even hot. Don't fucking come to our shit and ruin in with your gay ass high school opinions. Go live in commiefornia if you love it there so much

>>31114345
>and doesn't randomly call you up to give you fodder to shitpost on /k/ about
Fuck you.

>>31115909
I'll give you a hint. Its one of the druggiest, and not Kenyon.

>>31114085
Everyone has seen that pic on the internet or that bumper sticker. It is all over. But everyone should subscribe to that line of thinking.

>>31112704
they're probably just afraid that they'll catch your case of assburgers