You are a space pirate with a hand wavy SCIENCE machine to build

>>31091830
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Nova_cannon

Or the gun that fired miniature black holes and could adjust the flow of time so they never ever missed from the Priests of Mars book. That was quite some bullshit.

>>31091891
I'm only vaguely familiar with 40K, but that basically looks like a giant railgun with some scifi magic warheads?

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Orgasmo ray powered by pure animal magnetism, they'd call me the Cum Hunter and celebrate my arrival on each planet with a shower of condoms. The tentacle people of the planet Gropulon would call the festival "The Drowning" because the streets would run white with monster goo. I would make all my money on endorsements painted on my hull and guest fees for "semenars" on friendly pleasure planets.

What, do you guys really want to spend your lives terrorizing the cosmos? The wheel of karma goes around but also up and down, man.

>>31091891
DAoT Human tech can control the flow of time,
drain/revive/create Stars, shoot Black Holes, create ridiculously Hyperadvanced AI/systems,
OP as shit robots and is powered by dark matter/subliminal sciences

>>31091830
Tungsten rods to accelerate to stupid speeds.

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>make a railgun
>design it to operate like a minigun with multiple barrels
>slap them on the ship as a broadside

>load them with specialized projectiles that
>have a changeable warhead
>have two engines and an automated guidance system
>the main engine ignites after the projectile is close enough and already locked on target, to boost the speed even further
>the secondary engine kicks in once the target is in range, correcting it's course to lock it on target

If there is enough room on the ship and the technology for augmented shock troops exists I also slap on torpedo bays with boarding torpedoes.

>inb4 not practical
I know, but shit's cool yo

>>31091830
god harlock was so fucking shit, even for anime nipshit

Fuck weapons, I'm just going to build that ship from 40k that's so big that it's not allowed near planets because it upsets the rotation of it.

I sit in my appropriately Gothic-style command room and sip on a fine port as we sail through the galaxy, smashing everything to pieces.

>>31091830
mosins that fire laser bullets

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>>31095676
But then, would you even notice this whole "smashing everything to pieces"?

I mean, its probably a few days travel time from your chair to the nearest window...

Remember the SDSD Freudian Nightmare.