My girlfriend told me if I put a fully-loaded mag with greentips

>>31077632
False. You have to put the greentips up your ass to get the new AR.

>>31077648
All 30

>>31077632
If you get rid of the GF you can afford an AR and keep your greentip

>>31077648
Damn. Are there any other rituals I can preform to summon an AR?

>>31077648
i heard you had to stick hollowpoints up your ass, and then snuff the little bit of poop that collects in the hollow tip after youre done probing yourself.

>>31077632
You used to be able to, but the Clinton assault weapon ban put a stop to it.

>>31077632
>gf

Post her tits or gtfo

>>31077632
you might want to start pricing diamond rings

>>31077658
She might be say she's leaving him if he "doesn't take the fucking clip out from under the fucking pillow!"

>>31077632
>greentips
Your toothfairy has shitty taste in ammo.