Hello weaponsboard of /k/ on four-channel. I come to you with a humble request - I wish to find a cuban cigar, a fully semi-automatic AK-15, and a bottle of bootleg whiskey to celebrate not committing any crimes. Can any of you point me in the correct direction as to where to find such wares, or perhaps be open to the possibility of me buying them?
>>31076273
i got clips if you want them
You seem cool, wanna go make some meth?
The local elementary school thinks I'm a janitor and there's a bathroom nobody uses.
>>31076288
I would like several assualt banana clips from you sir of the numbers of the kkk
>>31076306
A school is a wonderful place to do some math!
>>31076273
I think reddit has all that shit. Go ask them.
>>31076273
OP I give you a 1/10 for effort, but that's it.
This is proof summer fags are slowly weeding out, but there's a few left.
>>31076273
>cuban cigar
Try Cuba.
>fully semi-automatic AK-15
Try Africa.
>bottle of bootleg whiskey
Try Scotland.
>>31076273
I may be able to assist your inquiries, but first perhaps you might indulge us with a green-typed story or two about these crimes you avoided committing, fellow anonymous contributor?
>cuban cigar
Didn't we finally end the trade embargo on them? Because I was in a smoke shop a few weeks ago and I saw cubans on the shelves.
>>31077273
I just want a real cohiba senpai
>>31076273
>>31077256
Samefag detected
>>31077308
>cohiba
i smoked a cohiba. honestly it tasted like ass. i prefer cheap coffee flavored cigars
>>31076273
Try Kentucky.
>>31077488
We're full. Fuck off.
>>31076273
Why certainly friend
https://www.gunsamerica.com/Search.htm?C=952
http://m.wineenthusiast.com/personalized-barrel-whiskey-bootleg-kit.asp
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/can-you-buy-cuban-cigars-now/article/2567534
I hope these links help you find the things you want so you can celebrate!