So if we hypothetically went to war with north korea how long

>>31073844
We'd just nuke them.

Fat NEETs are killed by a real army

>>31073844
Its the avowed policy never to strike first with nuclear weapons.... Shame.

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Their entire country is a casement.

The path of least resistance is a naval landing from the Yellow Sea, but thats still a retarded idea. Its 100% retarded.

They have had death camps for 50 years now. At least dozens of them. Any invading force would literally have a legal obligation to hang each and every last guard.

Those guys, and tons more would fight to the death.

>>31073844
Best Method of NK removal:
>Send in small tactical team of the highest specialty across the DMZ
>with a davy crocket
>launch it into South Korea toward Seoul
>Start war between the two
>let the two neutralize each other and let bureaucracy stop aid efforts
>take the land as an effort of "stabilization"
>Americanize the area but reinstate all technology production

Samsung products and Americanized K pop for all.

>>31073907
>Any invading force would literally have a legal obligation to hang each and every last guard.

Source?

>>31073844
It'll go like gulf war.

Airdrop food and guns. The locals won't think so highly of their "dear leader" when the invading army actually has food and they'll overthrow him.

>>31073960
Because all the bullshit they've been pulling since the 1950's.

Doesn't mean they would do it, he's suggesting they should.

>>31073960
Same we did at Nuremberg and with the SS camp leaders and guards.

>>31073993
>>31074004
This isn't the 1940s anymore, the world would be driving for reconciliation, not executions.

>>31074012
We hung Saddam Hussein and smoked the shit out of his sons that got cornered.

>>31073866
Cant nuke north corea if they dont nuke first south corea

the war would start with an extraordinarily large bombing effort consisting of small-scale strikes on missile launch sites and SAM installations along the border. Thousands of civilians would die in Seoul from rocket attacks before they were properly suppressed. NK might try to cross the border, but airstrikes against their supply infrastructure would stall and starve them out before they made it very far.

Deep strikes into NK territory would target communications and command centers, and millions of NK soldiers, lacking orders, would either dig in or surrender. Kimmy would go into hiding, but his government would quickly collapse without him and the country would dissolve.

The entire thing would probably last two months. We'd get a TON of amazing footage of modern cities being slammed by rockets, and NK would become the biggest refugee emergency in human history as the US and China both scramble to claim control of the wreckage.

A week. By then China will have curb stomped them, killed the Kim dynasty and the generals. Then set up a new puppet government.

North Korea is a useful vassal. They can rattle the saber and they have important mineral deposits.

>>31073949
south corea is already american soil.

>>31074023
>we

No, the Iraqis did that.

South Koreans aren't like that at all.

>>31074043
No we captured Saddam and hung him.

>>31074049
No we didn't, are you being serious right now? We capture him, yes, but we didn't hang him, that was the Iraqis.

You seriously don't believe he was executed by the US, right?

>>31074049
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_of_Saddam_Hussein

The execution of Saddam Hussein took place on Saturday 30 December 2006. Saddam was sentenced to death by hanging, after being convicted of crimes against humanity by the Iraqi Special Tribunal for the murder of 148 Iraqi Shi'ites in the town of Dujail in 1982, in retaliation for an assassination attempt against him.[1]

>>31074024
So? Preemptive strike.

>>31074043
>google South Koreans in Vietnam Conflict

>>31073890
>North Koreans
>Fat

>>31074114
>60 years ago

The current mood of South Korea is reconciliation, you'd be a fool if they'd accept wide spread executions, especially since so many family lines are blended across borders.

>>31074043
Look up the Paul Bunyan incident. That will tell you how hardcore they can get

>>31074131
.......the Koreans aren't the fat ones

>>31073890
>>31074131
kek

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Hell the Sorks would probably wipe the fucking floor with them. They're lightyears ahead in tech, and they don't fuck around.

>>31074135
>especially since so many family lines are blended across borders.
The newer generations are starting to not care about that. Their grandparents are the ones that have relatives across borders but they're dying out.

>>31074416

Janes infact dropped a great video on that last week

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>>31074444
They shouldn't have to, anyone who takes a cursory look at what the Sorks have and then takes note of the condition of the Norks shit should come to the conclusion that in a conventional conflict, the Norks will lose. I'm sure they'll bloody us and the Sorks up to some degree, but they will lose
>>31074438

arm the populace in the countryside, only the cities are under total commie control. stealth bombers dropping nugget crates

>>31074438
Razgriz?

>>31074531
Badass. I really like the overcoat and the armbands.

>>31074217
Fuck off, bong.

>>31074058
We hung him on my fucking birthday

>>31074043
Didn't the Brits hang Sadam?

>>31074941
HO HO U SHOWED HIM, BUDDY BOY

>>31073844
Why would we want to win? Nobody wants to deal with millions of starving brainwashed refugees with no concept of a decentralized economy.

Our best course of action would be to laugh at their missiles falling short into the ocean and watch in amusement as they declare "victory." Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.

>>31074135
>The current mood of South Korea is reconciliation
During the early 2000s, sure. Not anymore.

>>31075118

>>31074073

>>31073907
>Those guys, and tons more would fight to the death.

Yeah, people who can't eat tend to lose a will to fight pretty fast.

>>31073844
About 2 weeks for military victory. the problem comes afterwards when a couple million hungry yellow skeletons who have no skills outside goo-goo land and brainwashed to hate everyone are then liberated and have to be babysat until they can function in normal society.

>>31073844
North Korea seems like it would be exceptionally easy to rout. Focus on shock-and-awe tactics, less on efficient killing and more on flexing the muscle of a well funded modern military against one still firmly rooted in the middle of the cold war and you'll probably be looking at massive defection numbers. That being said, you'd get just as many 'fight to the death' types that eat up the propaganda to worry about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXQlkpaC5k
Massive air campaign rivalling the Gulf War. The ground offensive probably won't be quite as fast but the South could probably handily defeat the North by themselves at this point. You'll have to deal with the mother of all refugee crises afterwards though.

>>31074023
>>31074049
>>31074983

Hanged.

It's "hanged."

Hypotehtically, what would be the frequencies and codes used by the us, japan and south korea?

>>31073844
A North Korean war would be over in a matter of hours.The first time the NK's got over the border to an all you can eat kimchi place and saw the kpop hotties they would surrender.

The worst part about invading the Norks would be having to deal with all the civillians.

Think what Yurop is dealing with regarding rapefugees, the entire world would be burden to support 25 million malnourished gooks.

>>31079434
For interoperbility, mostly AES and 25-50 MHZ.

Good luck breaking it, chink!

>>31079407
Spotted the tumblrfag who watches Sherlock.

>>31073907
>Any invading force would literally have a legal obligation to hang each and every last guard.

No. They'd be obliged to hand them over to The Hague

>>31073844
North Korea will overrun the US in approx 20 minutes.

>>31073982

Yeap. The problem would be, how the heck you rebuild the country?

South Koreans aren't up to it. NK refugees have one of the highest suicide rate in the world (some even try to GET BACK to NK) as living in a hyper-competitive capitalist hellhole is almost as bad for unskilled labor than living in NK.

Even Germany failed to properly integrate the DDR, and it managed mostly to bulldoze the East German industry and get it to be a somewhat depressed shithole, and they are Germans. The reunion of Korea would need an untold amount of money, aid, and planning, and no one in the contemporary world has the resources or the will.

Plus, China. So NK will endure as their own theocratic kingdom as long as China wills it: when things change, the Western puppets will pay the price of rebuilding, I guess.

>>31073989
You'd best add pictorial instructions how to eat good food and fire guns. The average illiterate Best Korean is possibly unfamiliar with both.

>>31080175
>it managed mostly to bulldoze the East German industry and get it to be a somewhat depressed shithole
It was done on purpose.

>>31073989
Glorious SAM's of prosperous People's Republic of North Korea won't let you corrupt the 2nd half of the country.

>>31079407
Saddam got hung

>>31079302
>cus on shock-and-awe tactics, less on efficient killing and more on flexing the muscle
it would be interesting to see their reaction as invasion from even russia would be like an alien invasion.

They think poorly built ak47's and computers that have the processing power of a ti-84 are futuristic technology.

Imagine when they see c-ram or f-35 or abrams or god forbid a smartphone

>>31080189

I don't know. My knowledge of the thing is limited and it mostly comes from the former East Germans I got to know complaining that their manufacturing base was at least adequate, the products simple yet robust, and that no-one tried to save their jobs.

Maybe it's tinted glasses, who knows. NK could be an excellent reserve of manpower for SK, like having your own depressed and broken Chinese workers!

>>31077269
Feed and fatten up the cute females. Gook comfort women for everyone.
>or housemaids, if you're homosexual.

>>31080213
Anon it's very simple. DDR industry was potentially deadly competition to West German industry, majority of important politics in administration of newly-unified Germany were Western Germans who lobbied for a very long time by Western industry. As a result they've opted for fiscal "solution" that ended in DDR industry going under in two days and the "crisis" was ended.

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>>31080213
>NK could be an excellent reserve of manpower for SK, like having your own depressed and broken Chinese workers!

Don't think you'd want them, given the staggering amounts of meth they get into it'd be like inheriting a lot of half starved pit bulls with no teeth

>>31080201
North Korea recently got its first official mobile game. Due to their mobile service not having the bandwidth required, the government-sanctioned propaganda title has to be shared manually between users.

>>31074004
No Jews in North Korea . .

>>31080347
plenty of gulags and slave labor camps

NK is the step child no one wants and yet we have to live with.
China does not want a refugee crisis.
China doesn't think of NK as a vassal or sponsored state.
China looks at NK as that neighbor who has the rotting pick up in the front, the 12 rabid kids without food, money, toys or education, and no valid resources (uranium and hard metals are drying up).
USA doesn't have the will or the way, unless 911 is done by NORKs and even then there is nothing of value to steal there.
Worst Korea wants their own Mexico. What ppl don't realize is how much manufacturing is done in Best Korea and how worst Korea sponsors this manufacturing under the guise of unity but in actuality it's cheap labor without labor rules.
The Bildenberg and trilateral commission are happy with the status quo.
Best Koreas saber rattling is just that. And sabers don't mean shit in this day and age.

>>31073907
I think you'd be surprised what giving a starving man food would do to his perception of you.

>>31080411

They'd think it was poison

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>>31080390
I don't think the upper-echelons of NK really want any change either, they're pretty happy letting off the odd bottle rocket, making jokes about other leaders, have a few million peons to slap around and export to slav or arab countries as rent-a-slaves for extra money.