>gun owners think they can beat sword fighters in melee There's

>>31069244
Ok

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>>31069244
i'd like to see you try

Now sit down girly

I mean, I get the joke, but man I'm sorry you wasted your time writing it. 2/10

wtf i hate guns now

But anon, this is why you have a bayonet

>parry the sword
>riflebutt the bitch
>write Z on her ass with your bayonet

>>31069266
I think the bigger problem is that while OP intended this to be a fun thread, it's ultimately something that's been posted way too many times.

Sort of like the guy who literally tells the same joke, to the same people, over and over and over again. Word for word.

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>>31069274
>trying to parry a sword paladin with a knife taped to a 80 year old cosmoline smeared gun

You have absolutely no chance anon.

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>>31069295
>implying you can strike someone from 250 yards with a sword

>block sword with arm
>wew one arm left
>whip out my .44 magnum
>shoot her head
2 liter.jpg

>>31069378
Heheheh

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>>31069244
>in melee
Yes, I agree. But that doesn't stop me ventilating your ass from 150 yards away. Oh and when I say ventilate i mean it in two ways love

Sure thing, sweetheart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

>>31069244
Oh, cool. It's been awhile since I saw this thread. Wasn't there a pic with two girls in white leotards?

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got into a argument with one of my friends about which is better

>WW2 era weapons, tanks planes
>medieval fantasy with magic and dragons

told him that he a retard and that dragons would get destroyed by yak 9k's

>>31069244
>not having a bayonet and knowing how to use a short spear against a swordsman
>not shooting the swordsman anyways even if they will still strike you
>standing there while the jumping moron swings at you

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>>31069244
>sword warrior
here's your (You) I guess

>>31069244
When in doubt, empty the mag. A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down.

>>31069244
12ga to da brain would stop it quick

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>>31069244
you call that a sword faggot, that is no sword tis but a toothpick

>>31070661
that would require it to have a brain in the first place, although it can use that technique to go and fetch me a sandwich

>>31070685
Cut the crusts off my sammich too woman.

>>31069295
das a big butt tho

>literally any pole weapon longer than 3ft

>>31069244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEuw8F8cpE

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>>31069244
It's this guy again.

OP, this meme is old. Stop trying to drag it out.

>>31071036
likely that of a ballet dancer
.esp given the clothing and mannerisms

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easy mode

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>>31069244
> Weird half-zentai cosplay.
> Ergonomically implausible stances.
> Idiot grins in every other image.

I do not understand the appeal, anon.

>>31069244
>sword warrior has priority
That's okay. I'll purposely hit the ground, registering a hit before sword lady even gets close.

Checkmate, fencers.

>>31069477
I make up battles with WWII armies vs all kinds of shit in my head. ISIS, fairy tales with dragons and shit, swarms of Ayys and so on. Always gonna ns those scenarios amusing

>>31071892
It's an artists resource for anatomical and dynamic poses. You'd know that if you were a real artist though Hitler.

>>31069477
Can the dragons spit fire from 2 kilometers away? Or just even 1,5km/one mile?

Because a Bofors 40mm cannon or a Flakvierling can, and can shoot even further IIRC. And unless the magic wielding faggots can find how to counter Katyushas, tanks, long range artillery, machine guns and air strikes at once, they're fucked.

Also OP is clearly taking the piss.

>>31073252
Hah, same. Fuck, even a WW1 army could fuck up ISIS or a fantasy army quite badly... Just imagine a bunch of orcs, elves or such shit approaching an apparently undefended village, and then hearing "TEN ROUNDS, RAPID!" in a Cockney accent... and that's before the mortars and Mk.V tanks enter the game.

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>>31069244
Oh look, it's this thread again

>>31071982
>sword warrior teleports behind you and chuckles as they unsheathe their demon blade
>"Your life essence shall be excellent sustenance for my Akumasatsuken. Nothing personnel, kid"

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ITT

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>>31069244

>>31069244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIs3ibPgosE

>>31069267
go back to /pol/ and take your shitty meme with you

>>31075007
wtf i hate /k/ now

>>31069244
-895/10, I don't know what's your goal here, all IO can tell you is that you failed miserably.

>>31069244
I think Bob Munden has something to say about this.

*Can draw and fire two shots faster than you can see it happen.

>>31069244
Foil or saber rules, I take it.

>>31071982
>I'll purposely hit the ground, registering a hit before sword lady even gets close.
But that's a red card, Anon, and the sword lady gets a point.

>the sword warrior has priority
Is this D&D?

>parry sword with gun
>repeat until idiot pulls back for a strike
>shoot

Assuming rifle because you get to assume you actually managed to carry a sword in public without getting noticed (and laughed at)

Someone just post the gif or webm of Indian Jones shooting the sword guy and let's call it a day.
I would if I wasn't on the throne

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>>31069244
>>31069295
I have the strangest erection now.

>>31069295
Faggot skipped leg day

>>31073376
kek

>>31069430
Life is good

>>31069244
Just duck down and give her the ol' lickeroo

>>31073279
The poses are neither dynamic nor anatomical, though.

>>31069295
Is this porn? Should I masturbate to it?

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>>31073279
Words hurt anon!

>>31079147
It's actors portraying what they imagine a swordfight to be.

>>31069244

>sword warrior

I know this is bait, but most "sword warriors" are either fat, skelington, or skinnyfat and are usually retarded fedora-tier drama queens.

So I'm not super worried. I'll insult their school habits and watch them fly into an autismal rage and then shoot them while they look for a computer to break.

Why dont you ask the Shinsengumi how well they faired against the Choshu?

>>31069295
I hate this deviantart "stock image" crap. It's produced by bad photographers for bad artists as bad reference material. The woman doesn't even look right in her leotard - big thick bra and panties under there. Ridiculous!

>>31079265
>So I'm not super worried. I'll insult their school habits and watch them fly into an autismal rage and then shoot them while they look for a computer to break.

just tell them you enjoyed their Sonic OC and they will kill and die for you

>>31069244
More like enjoy the next half hour of bleeding out with an abdomen cut while the samoorai lies dead parted from his torso across the room, Scatterguns rule.

>>31069244
>What are bayonets?
Yet another reason to get a moist nugget

>>31076402
No a rifle would require a dex based class so they would get a higher mod to there initiative

>>31069244
21 foot rule beats all non firing/throwing weapons

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>>31069244
>teleports behind her
>ppsh, nothing personal kid...

>>31070672
I really like the pattern welded steel. But I'm not sure how strong it is.

>>31073279
As an amateur"artist" I can tell you flat out that SenshiStock and JadeMacalla are absolute trash for reference images. Especially Jade, since he basically just uses it as an excuse to put on airsoft gear and sunglasses and take pictures of himself doing ninja shit.