Situation unknown. Pick one ranged weapon, one melee weapon,

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>>31066251
Suppressed AR, night vision, axe.

>>31066251
>any rifle that /k/ hates
>k-bar sword
>a dragon dildo, the kind that lays eggs inside you

>>31066251
Accuracy International Arctic Warfare in winmag
Sharpened trenching tool (any)
Amphetamines

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>>31067165
>the kind that lays eggs inside you

I'm sickened but curious.

>>31067911
https://www.primalhardwere.com/category/ovipositors
>>31066251
Don't suppose you're ever going to tell us what I got my axe and night vision our for, are you?

>>31068356
Obviously you're trapped in Cherno

>>31066251
>One ranged weapon
Some flavor of AR15
>One melee weapon
A good knife
>One extra item
water purification tablets

>>31067911
>>31068356
Lol. Can't be much worse than what I do up my girl's ass

>Nugget
>Nugget bayonet
>Nugget pouches/cleaning kit

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>>31069124

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>>31066251
>ranged
A rock
>melee
A big rock
>bonus
Flint rock

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>>31066251
I will be feared

>cruise missile
>back scratcher
>large coffee

>>31070406
Shouldn't the Big Rock be your ranged weapon?

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>not having your ranged weapon also be your melee weapon

>>31070447
No big rock too big

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>>31066251

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>>31070457
Put your back into it

>>31070467
Am not stronk just a manlet.

>>31070456
>not bringing two axe ARs, one as your melee and the other as your ranged

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every time every day

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>>31068356
>It's creepy, crawly, and likes the warmth of your body... Introducing the BedBug! This insectoid design is sure to make you shriek as it deposits it's eggs into the warm moist environment they need to grow. The soft ridges create a unique sensation when the shaft distends as the eggs pass through. This model is designed to work particularly well with our new egg insertion tool, the length of which assure the eggs will easily pop out the end of the toy. Special fluting on the inner shaft helps prevent trapping air while the eggs are pushed through. As with our other ovipositors, the BedBug does not come with eggs. A free mold is provided for making your own.

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>>31066251
>Ranged weapon
Galil
>Melee weapon
Galil
>Bonus gadget
Those bits of the Galil that act as wire cutters and a bottle opener
>the current year
>not using your Israeli Swiss army rifle

>>31070456

>Entirely left-handed

Neat.

>>31068356
What happens to the eggs? Are you supposed to just leave them until the next time you shit?