It's world war 1 and you enlist as German soldier. You are

>>31058314
They were crewed by naval sailors, so no?

>>31058314
I politely decline and join my Gebrudern in den Trenches.

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yes

>>31058409

Source. Now. I need it for masturbatory reasons.

>>31058409
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPbi53HDUAg

>>31058314

I guess i accept.Even if it gets shot down falling to your death might be better than bleeding out or getting killed by gas.

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>>31058419
you tell me

>>31058314
Why would I not have accepted it about a hundred years ago?

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Sure, why not?

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>>31058314
>You are assigned to be a Zeppelin crewman. Do you accept?

if it's already ww1 i probably can't negotiate much for a different position so yes.

i would anyway but i would try to find a parachute. it would be a better job than sitting in the trenches waiting for gas.

just no smoking friends, bring snuff instead

>>31058314
And live out my crimson skies fantasies? Of fucking course.

>>31058649
jesus

>>31058520
Suckerpunch ... its a funny movie .. but the ww1 part is short ... oh and spoiler
Its all a dream

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>>31058314
Am I a German soldier?

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>>31058314
Yes. Not sure what I would be doing on a zeppelin, but it sounds like it would be fun. Let's go kill some Frenchman.

>>31059133
WE

>>31059404
WAS KAISERS

>>31058314
>do you accept
>enlisted

I don't think you understand how the military works....

>>31058419
suckerpunch: enjoy /k/ themed tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcDq8wVfkfw

>>31058649

>Jurgen, get over here and help us with this thing already.
>LEAVE ME ALONE *SOB* I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>What a dick.
>*SOB* NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME

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If you look well you can see people on top

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>>31060622

>>31058314
>Accept

>Implying you had the option

Pfffft

In den Zeppelin, kamarad

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>>31060633

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>>31060665
>>31060665
This is inside this airship btw

>>31058446
Many German airships were actually large enough to carry parachutes for the whole crew. Of course if the Zep is shot down over the sea (which is most of the trip) then rescue might be a problem.

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>tfw they throw you in the engine car and there's no hearing protection

>>31059133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymwXbF1VTKU

why is this so retarded

>Do you accept

Ain't got much of a choice. Better than the trenches.

>>31061066
I remember they wanted to add female soldier