I just ate a 21 year old MRE. I ate the whole damn thing. I don't

>>31056364
He doesn't eat the whole damn thing

Hospital. Now.

>man dies imitating thing
huh, that's a new one

An entire daily ration in one sitting? You probably just overate, dude.

>>31056364
Nice

>>31056364
OP, i'm gonna tell you about the most healthy drink you could possibly have in an emergency scenario. You mix a fucktonne of salt with a pint of water and you down the thing until it saves you from a hospital visit. I'd recommend two goes depending on what was in that delicous meal that was certainly not ready to eat. Now, make it so.

>>31056556
>fucktonne of salt
>pint of water
wait a second............

>>31056570
In moments like these it is ill advised to wait and instead to simply do.

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Does it help that I'm drunk?

just wing it and go slowly ohpea

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Why did you do that to yourself?

>>31056634
No. Salty water will though.

>>31056371
this op. you fucked up

>>31056570
>mustard gas recipie

I ate a 15 year old mre several months ago, I had cramps for about 3 days straight. 0/10, would not recommend.

>>31056364
Alright so it's been 2 hours have you shit your brains out yet?

>>31056364
Peptobismol is your friend.

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>>31056364

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>Entire
You finished it?
Why not order a modern one if you're going to eat it?

>>31056364
1; he has conditioned himself for this over a period of time
2; he doesn't fully consume more rancid things, he'll spit out things with particularly alarming taste or even refuse to eat some things too far gone
3; he tells you not to do this yourself
4; induce vomiting and call an ambulance