/k/, I shot myself in the leg with my dad's g17. it burns

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>>31018974

try your head next

>>31018974
Post pics

>>31018974
apply pressure and get someone to take you to the hospital?
Maybe you should aim higher next time, around your face would do

>>31018974
Try shooting yourself in the head next time retard

>>31018974
blast it with piss

Bags of sand

>>31018974
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>31018974
Alright OP. Time to tell us how in the hell did you fuck up this badly.

>>31018974
Post about it on the internet. Don't stop at 4chan, make sure to hit up facebook, instagram, snapchat, something awful, reddit, pinterest, g+.

Whatever you do, don't seek medical aid.

>>31018974
Put some ice in there to cool it down. When the ice melts, stuff it full of rice, wrap your leg in a tortilla and bobs your uncle.

>>31018992
this

>>31019080
OP didn't say he was in the mood for Chipotle.

>>31018974
>shot myself in the leg
>better post on /k/!!!

why lie to strangers lol

>>31018974
Put your dick in the hole to stop the bleeding.
You'll know what to do from there.

In the event that you don't have an iron or the like pre-heated, Tabasco sauce works as an alternative to cauterizing the wound.

>>31019200
Citation needed.

Put some maggots in your wound then bandage it up and wait

>>31019212
This

>>31019212
So that explains why people have maggots in open flesh wounds!

>>31019209
Come one now, you know you can trust a random guy on the internet! This is /k/ for fucks sake, I'm probably atf.

>>31018974
go to a hospital?

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>I shot myself
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
Also post pics or didn't happen

>>31018990
>>31018992
Holy KEK!

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>>31018974
Point it at your head and pull the trigger to stop the pain.

>>31018974
Walk it off.

>>31018974
post a picture of your leg in this thread, then call 911

>>31018974
post pic

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>>31018974
>it burns pretty bad
It get's pretty sore.

>>31018974

go to the hospital immediately

>>31018974
Hydrate

>>31018974
Sharpie in pooper

>>31018974

Happens to me all the time. Rub some dirt on it. The dirt sucks out infextion. If the bleeding doesnt stop, apply pressure to the wound, and more dirt. Have your sister sit on my face. Sell your clothes. Get a disabled parking permit and drag a foot when you walk. Consider a dog.

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>>31018974

Pffft, its only 9mm pussy.

>>31018974
Gotta get the bullet out, that's an expensive surgery to have when you can just do it yourself