>you will NEVER know how comfortable cracker jacks are

>>31011379
whats the point of this thread desu

>>31011418
make fun of how crappy us formal uniforms are?

>>31011379
Though you look like a 1 year old child dressed as a sailor

Flight suit master race

>>31011379
They might be comfy, but you don't get any pussy wearing them.

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>>31011379
People get their asses beaten because they are Navy fags. People who boast about it get beaten twice as hard.

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>>31011379
>man in cracker jack
>HAAHAHAHAHA
>see trident

>>31011379
And hopefully never know what is like getting a dick up the butt.
Navy gay.

>>31011448
>comfy
I would pay money to strangle you.

>>31011463
Sauce now

>>31011482
What if I said I'd pay money to have you strange and fuck me simultaneously?

>>31011495
Return to /b/ junior

>>31011499
In your world, there are no stop signs.

>>31011379
"I'm a major-general-master-fightmaster-seargeant who killed 200 ISIS terrorists with my bare hands. I demand that Applebee's give me a veteran's discount. I FOUGHT FOR MUH CUNT-TREE SUHN!"

official uniform of sex offenders the world round!

>>31011511
Give link or shut up.

>>31011531
not that faggot but I don't know

>>31011495
Actress is Veruca James. Can't find the actual video though.

Went to Airborne school after graduating Infantry school. We had about a dozen Navy SEALs. They were the loudest, most fucking cry baby motherfuckers you would ever meet. Everyone wanted to bash their fucking heads in.

>>31011455
Bet once you seen that trident you wouldn't do shit.

>>31011540
Ok
>>31011557
Thanks

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>>31011525
>Not being a Sergeant of the Master Sergeants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergeants to the Max!
Step it up son

>>31011560

Second this.

>>31011583
We had 2 of them join our patrols for about a week in Afgh. They were ok. They were older guys tho prob in their 40's.

>>31011379
Honestly contemplating switching to navy once my enlistment ends. I love the Johny cash's, cracker jacks and their sick blue daily use uniform.

>>31011379
Fuck that 13 button bullshit. Never again.

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>>31011379
>implying I haven't worn crackerjacks

>>31011379
Enjoy unbuttoning like 11 buttons to piss.

I'll stick with my dress blues

>>31013583

That is why they were chill.

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>>31013764

What? What the fuck am I looking at?

>>31011557
>Veruca
Holy 60s Batman what kind of name is that?

>>31011440
notice the trident, chair force

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oper8r as fuck

>>31011557
>Actress
that's a funny way to say porn star

>>31014323
steel beach day

>>31013727
This. So much this.

>>31011379
no offense

but saoliers/navy have the worst uniform ever they look so ugly in it


i feel sad for navy seals guys

>>31013818
13 buttons for every original colony.

>>31019666
Except they have no significance. Everyone assumes its for the colonies, but no, its just what they ended up with. Those things fucking suck.

>>31011448
Bruh you can get laid with any uniform in the military

>>31013619
The Johnny Cash's are gone man along with the utilities. Now we got shitty flame retardant coveralls that get shredded by velcro and ugly ass black and tans.

>>31013727
>Corpsman in grunt unit
>go to Marine Corps Ball
>in Vegas
>have no date because fuck that shit, more pussy waiting in Vegas because wearing blues
>only nigga wearing crackerjacks, everyone else wearing Marine Blues with a few poorfags wearing Alphas
>stand out like a motherfucker
>Get inna bars and clubs for free, "thank you for your cervix"
>slot machines and beer
>get drunk
>meet bishes
>take them back to our hotel to "party"
>trying to hook up with one, we go back to our room
>door closes, she starts sucking on my face
>I take off my jumper top
>try unbuttoning my bottoms but can't because I'm drunk
>she helps but can't because too many buttons
>she laughs at my uniform
>I laugh too...
>says maybe we should slow down
>I reluctantly agree, don't want to make this into a rape like other Marines would do
>she leaves with her friends later that evening/ morning
>I pass out wearing my jumper bottoms
>wake up and piss myself because I can't take them off in time
>I fucking hate these fucking pants

Seriously, fuck those pants, and fuck wearing that itchy ass uniform.

>>31019800
>inbound sea and anchor from a deployment
>have to man 240 mount
>have to go to the armory and check out greasy ass gun and dirty ass can of amo
>get to Focsle
>no fucking mount
>have to go back to armory and get nasty mount covered in grease and rust
>whites are now fucking ruined

Fuck the whites. Everytime I wear them some bullshit happens and theyre ruined forever. Not ONCE have I ever had a stain wash out.

>>31015229
F

>>31019887

Bruh, working whites were the biggest pain in the ass, I don't even know how many fucking sets I bought just to wear a couple of times before they got all fucked up. I was glad the peanut butters came out, although I do miss how good the "Johnny Cash's" looked.

>>31019887
I woulda been right behind you fucking with the anchor chain so I know what you mean.

I kind of figured that's why they gave you two pairs of whites in boot camp.
One only to be worn when you need to look good, like actual formal shit, ceremonies, funerals, etc.
The other pair for those times where they say you need to wear dress uniform, but you know they'll get fucked why bother. Honestly I'd be that shit bag who wears whites with a big ass grease stain during a quarterdeck watch, but I can't afford to keep buying replacement uniforms so fuck them.

>>31013764
How low have the PT standards got?
That fat bitch with the saggy tits and flappy arms looks out of shape
Disgusting
Not in my Navy, ever

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That feel when being choked by everyone's favorite uniform

>>31011379
I have no idea why, but I fucking hate people with that face. They are usually the worst people too.

Btw straighten out your back, kyphosis craig

>>31024673
Yeah you like it don't you, you little dirty slut

I ship out Nov 14

Finally I leave this place

>>31014323
That would be a steel beach picnic on the flight deck of USS Bunker Hill CG 52 during her 2002-2003 WESTPAC when we fucked up Iraq. Our helicopter pilots are enjoying themselves in the Looney Tunes kiddie pool.

>>31023086
must be nice to be an officer