On Wednesday, there's supposed to be people from Chicago

>>31007661
I beleive you already know the answer kommrade.

>>31007673
But I suck at baking

You have any nazi or Russian ww2 costumes?

>>31007692
I have some flek BDUs, but that's it

Gather others. Stage counterprotest.

Take your day off to go film it, report back and share with us.

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1. provoke them and then file charges when they start swinging
2. have the LGS owner kick them all off his/her property
3. make big signs with the correct statistics of more lawful guns = less crime and plaster them in the window

Or alternately, kill them with kindness. Be nice and offer them food and drink. get them distracted. that is of you can overcome your urge to punch them in their sissy face for being a lowlife, anti american , socialist little liberal fuck.

or you could just literally kill them with kindness (say sorry afterwards)

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Get your flags and your guns

Just stand there and stare at them with the stupidest looking shit eating grin.

>>31007720
If anyone lives in Northern Illinois, be aware, it's some sort of organized shit, they're going all over Illinois to protest, so protest at your own gun store
>>31007732
I'll probably make something with a ton of laxatives in it for them
>>31007726
I plan to video the whole thing

>people from Chicago

Where are you?

Do they have a permit?

Who's paying to bus them in?

>>31007661
stay at home and play with your pussy.

>>31007764

George Soros

Dress up like you're going to a pride parade. Sling an AR over your shoulder. Just stand there.

They won't know how to react. Their tiny SJW brains will melt and leak out of their ears.

>>31007764
I live about an hour and a half West of Chicago, I assume they do, they have the LGS warning and all, and I have no idea, I assume they're driving themselves

Sell them laxative laced food and drink. Use the proceeds to buy guns and ammo while they're busy shitting themselves

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>>31007661
>chicago
>lgs
well we know you're not in the city

are we talking about articleII out here in the burbs?

the correct answer, OP, is EVANGELIZE. buy a box of ammo for anyone that wants to shoot with you.

go forth and proselytize.

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>>31007795
Fucking this. It throws people off

Also if you go in full drag it will be harder for them to ID you later

>>31007795
>>31007817
I don't think I have anything really draggy... there are no women in my house and I don't really own anything "gay" per-se. I mean... I have a purple leopard striped thong that my buddies bought me as a gag gift, but I think that might be too far

>>31007833
Can you get a rainbow gadsden flag on short notice?

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>>31007726
try not to get into a gunfight

>>31007661
217 here, what shop?

>>31007833
>too far
What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>31007921
Rock River Outfitters in Oregon IL

If OC is legal in Illinois, get a lawn chair and just sit there staring at them smiling the whole time. If they say something, say that you're legally observing their assumingly legal protest. You're practicing your 2nd while watching them practice their 1st.
The pro gun statistic signs are a good idea too.

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>>31007903

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Call milo

>>31007986
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Rainbow-Sisters-Gadsden-Flag/dp/B007DHXPDM

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>Chicago passes some of the strictest gun laws in the country
>Becomes violent gang ridden shithole
>People in Chicago demand even more gun control in response

Top kek

https://wwwfacebookcom/PeacefulCommunities/

>>31007796
I live about 45 min west of chicago, thanks for the head's up.

There were protests around here around the end of June. Just some losers with no jobs.

>>31007661
Where is your gunstore?

>>31008127
Oregon, IL

>>31008178
Elgin reporting in. Northside best side. Fuck the Sox, Cubs forever.

>>31008269
You, sir, have a seat at my table

>>31008281
Fly the W my brother of the North.

>>31008031
since when /k/ talked about Milo?

>>31008269
Infinite Elgintensity?

>>31007661
Kek fellow IL anon here, they did that shit today only 3 protesters showed up, I think they plan on protesting armalite tomorrow.

>>31007817
>Canadian
>gay
What a surprise

>>31008269
Ayyyy. I used to live in Elgin, now I live an hour away from downtown Chicago in Michigan where people don't give a shit if you own guns unless you are in the bigger cities.

>>31007661
Do
>Go about business as usual
>maybe buy something small
>be well groomed and presentable
>be well mannered
Don't
>roll out of bed and show up unwashed and unkempt
>open carry long guns
>wear anything with inflammatory slogans
>lose your temper
Normies will see someone they identify with being harassed by a rabid horde of freaks. Protesters will call it a win but their opinions are irrelevant while you've gained ground with people on the fence.

>>31008329
Southside is where the nigs live bro. That is also where the BLM protests and shit happen.

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>>31008329
/k/ loves milo

>>31007817
Faggots burn in hell.

>>31007960
The fuck? Why go that far west? there's one in Marango and on in Yorkville that are only an hour or so out of chicago

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>>31007833
>I have a purple leopard striped thong that my buddies bought me as a gag gift, but I think that might be too far
No, that sounds about right.
Take a crop a t-shirt down, wear your pants low with the thong poking out the top. Bring a sign saying "armed gays don't get bashed" with "remember Orlando" on the reverse.

>>31008031
What a Dangerous Faggot

>>31008447
Fuck milo. He's an attention whore.

>>31008329
Milo is /b incarnate and getting rich doing it.

>>31008517
Yes, and?
What have you done lately to piss off the authoritarian left?

>>31007817
>Canadian
>MAGA hat
>>31008457
You're the fag.

Protip: Hell isn't real.

>>31008502
Jesus yes

>>31008031
This.
>>31008502
And this.

1)Buy communist flag. (Khymer rouge would be nice).

2)Stand next to protesters and wave flag.

3)Shout their slogans.

4)Shout anti capitalist slogans.

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>>31008502
See if you can get people from Pink Pistols out there while you're at it.

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You know what you must do...

>>31008572
I love it. I love you. No homo.

>>31008536
Is he the same Milo that writes for Breitbart?

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>>31008418
This post has the best advice in this thread so far

your goal should be to make your opponents look worse to people who are undecided on the issue

>>31007817
Fuck thats cringey

>>31008641
Yes

>>31008572
If the media comes, try to get in front of it first, shout at the reporter about how bad guns are, and how if you had a gun you'd use it to kill those fascist capitalist gunstore owners for providing tools to the oppressive regime that is the government of the state of Illinois. If it wasn't for the near police state in Illinois, the peaceful african-american community would have no issues what so ever!

>>31008660
Huh, didn't figure a twink would fall for the alt-right memes. Guess they really are diseased in the heads, talk about biting the progressive hand that feeds them.

>>31008043
Thanks anon

>>31007759
>be me
>unamerican as hell
>attending rally with all my anti-gun friends
>going pretty good so far, decent crowd showed too
>hear a commotion to the back
>go to investigate
>pasty white dude in his thirties
>must be over 400 pounds
>completely naked save for the assault gun in his hands
>looks directly at me
>abouttobecomeastatistic.jpg
>he just smiles and waves, his tiny erection standing at attention
>eventually get weirded out and leave

Yeah, 3 old fucks are marching around outside Springfield in Geneseo. Local news trying to blow it up like it's some big thing. Literally. Three. Old. Fucks.

>>31007661
put a 3 ton weight limit sign on the door

>>31008760
Get the fuck off our board you worthless nu-male

>>31007661
I live in Chicago. Which LGS?

>>31007661

Stabbing spree.

>>31007661

Make a big sign that says "GOD HATES FAGS" and try to mix in with them.

>>31007661
Dress like a fag and go in there crying saying you need a gun because your black ex bf is threatening you.

Being gay or any of the other oppressed groups gives you a free pass with lefties, it seems to fry their doublethink centers.

>>31007661
Things you will need:
-Surplus steel GI helmet
-Aviator sunglasses
-Go-Pro
-Bear mace (maximum fog)

Step 1: Reconaissance. You need to determine the prevailing wind direction, This will determine your approach vector, You need to maximize collateral damage while avoiding exposing yourself to the mist, although some exposure will be unavoidable.

Step 2: The Bait. You will approach the protest, and trigger them without committing any agressive actions or speech. A scornful expression combined with the helmet should be sufficient. If all goes well the crowd will move to engage.
Step 3: Deus Vult. As soon as the first shrieking communist lays a finger on you, you will unleash the righteous fury of an angry god upon everyone in the vicinity.It is important that you specifically target the person who assaulted you, however by moving the spray around in a circular motion while backing away you will take out everyone else as well.

Step 4: Extraction. When the spray is empty, drop the can and run away shouting "help!" and "somebody call 911!". As soon as you have retreated a safe distance, whip out your phone and dial 911, it is important that you are the first to call. I cannot emphasize this enough. Make sure to file a police report, and state that you would like to press charges. By taking the offensive you will avoid the expense of hiring a lawyer if someone presses charges against you. The go--pro footage will protect you from prosecution as long as you follow the plan exactly.

Godspeed, anon.

>>31008031

Where can I learn more about this man?

Southern Illinoisan here. I hate this fucking state.

>>31008768
anytime

I'm from SE Michigan but I may make my way down and help protest.
>Open carry flintlock rifle y/n?
>Outfit: Military, suit, or drag queen?
>should I make a sign, and if so, what should it say?

>>31009128
Flintlock, drag, and def a sign, but nothing good comes to mind.

>>31008896
Except for the fact that they can't stand it when someone doesn't fit the little bubble that they have assigned to that person based on one aspect of their person.

"Oh you're gay/black/female but don't support us? The fuck is wrong with you?!"
They are the most racist, sexist, and homophobic ones because they narrow people down to these single aspects and assume they know these people.

>>31008843

He's said it 3 times ITT

Mass shooting.

>>31008947 is a good idea

>>31009128
>open carry
>civil war uniform
>no idea

>>31009128
Flintlock revolver and suit.

>>31009040
Northan Illinoisan, don't we all?

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>>31007661
Max your credit cards while they watch in horror

>>31009040
Your bros across the Ohio are here for you, anon

>>31009243
I assume you just missed a comma there and didn't mean "flintlock revolver"

>>31007732
The food thing but dose them with liquid LSD, it's the perfect plan.
They will fucking loose their minds so you gotta make sure to have an ambulance nearby and film it.
Do not let them drive away.

>kek.straightjacketjustice.jpeg

>>31007661

Ignore them. Any sort of attention only validates their misplaced self-righteousness.

>>31009243
I grew up in Lake County. It's a fucking shame what has happened to this state.

Is it just in Oregon or are they protesting else where? I may just go to my lgs to see if there's a crowd

>>31009040
I'm moving to WI in December after my final semester. Cant wait to get the fuck out of here.

>>31009451
I grew up in DeKalb county, I'm surprised we haven't been screwed over more by NIU being here but things are pretty decent compared to the rest of the state.

>>31007661
Stage a vegan food truck at the event, and when you close out the register, just before the gun shop closes, carry all the money into and deposit it at the gun store.

>>31008087
Armalite, 745 Hanford, Geneseo, IL 61254
Is this the address you're talking about, OP?

>>31009128
Hmm... looks like open carry is illegal in Illinois. Would this apply to muzzleloaders?

>>31007661
Stand there open carrying every gun you have, wearing the scurriest camo and rigs you got and play "I Wish I Was In Dixie" all day long.

>>31009591
>>31009451

Kane County here.

I think they're protesting at the Gander Mountain in Geneva on Thursday too. I'm not very concerned - they protested at GAT last year and it hardly got any coverage in the newspaper. It'll probably be the same this time. As shit as IL is, the whole state is pretty republican once you get out of Cook/Dupage and East St Louis.

The state is a fucking shithole, but at the same time I think that the gun laws are moving in the right direction, and Shicago doesn't have total control of state policy. I'd like to move to WI, but I think that it's a winnable fight in IL, and I'd be condemning the place where I grew up if I left.

I feel like the best response here is to organize and mobilize the vote for progun causes.

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Fire a heat-seeking Mustang GT into the crowd.

McHenry County reporting

>felt safe living far from dindus
>followed Milwaukee protests closely
>watched dindus specifically target whites
>wanted to go into white suburbs to fuck shit up

Still feel safe, but worried about going into communities like Elgin or Carpentersville and having to take down someone and have my sig in an evidence bag for a year.

>>31007802
>buy a box of ammo for anyone that wants to shoot with you.
They probably wont let them in the range 'cause they dont have FOIDs.

Turn them over to the pro-gun side. Tell them (preferrably with a big sign) that "armed gays don't get bashed". The trick is not to argue with them, but pretend to be on their side. Say things along the lines of "(minority group) must defend themselves from evil racists". This way, they can't argue with you too well, unless they want to get labeled as "racist, sexist, homophobe bigots".

>>31007661
Throw stray cats at them

"Protesting the 2nd Amendment." I kinda doubt that.

>>31010401

Something tells me that you aren't the high school debate champion...

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>>31010625
>pic related
you'd be suprised
>>31010636
no anon is using feminist logic as a tool

>>31007661
Completely ignore them and carry on with your respective days. Whatever you do, don't get aggressive with these cucks, as it is their mission to paint you as a hyper-aggressive, xenophobic bigot, which admittedly some of you are. At any rate, don't show it. There WILL be people with cameras there and they WILL get everything that fits their agenda on film. This isn't to say don't counter protest, just for the /k/ubes sake, don't give these pieces of shit any ammunition to hurt us. Make them look like the depraved, mindless, ignorant fascists they are, and everything will fall into place.

>>31009040
Yep same here. I wish Lake Michigan would swallow Chicago whole

618 here. Can't help you much up north (I won't travel past Peoria because dindus), anything going on in central or southern Illinois?

>>31009199
This this this

spic can confirm

>>31007920
or at least carry more than 45

>>31007661
Kill them with kindness. Give them nothing to put in the media to make gun owners look bad. If it's hot, give them water. Stay aloof, but polite if confronted directly. You may rattle a few by not sperging out. You won't make anybody pro-gun right there, but you can win a media victory, or at least prevent a loss.

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>>31008369
>in Michigan where people don't give a shit if you own guns unless you are in the fucking worthless college towns.

Fixed that for you.

>>31007661
>dress up as Red Army soldier
>Mosin slung over your shoulder
>Good morning comrades, I support communism too!

>>31008731
I wonder how fast I can get one of those Mao green uniforms and a on old soviet flag. If you see a commie waving the hammer and sickle, you'll know it's me komrades.

>>31008502
I can see the sparks and smoke coming out of the ears of these liberals already

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>>31007817
Is that a fucking Faroese whale hook? the fuck

>>31011067
>inb4 OP gets zerg rushed and has to defend himself with deadly force, giving the media all the need to spin it into a gun violence piece
Calling it now.

>>31009040
North Shore brat here. Fuck Crook County.

>>31007661
The last set of /k/omandos who memed too hard in real life ended up shooting into a crowd and getting arrested.

Not worth it.

>>31011146
What? You think prostate stimulation was only discovered AFTER sex toys were invented?

>>31007661
protest the protest

is there something your fascist shithole allows you to OC?

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>>31011175
no but unless you're a 1500lb whale i think there are better options

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This, but with knives.

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>>31007661

Dress up as a Nazi or Klan member and join them in soldiarity with a sign saying "Disarm the Blacks!". Carry on about how "uppity niggers" like Martin Luther King and Malcolm X supported the second amendment.

That will give those SJW hypocrites something to think about.

>>31011203
>unless you're a 1500lb whale
Don't you fucking fat-shame me, shitlord.

>>31011206
>gif
>still image
You tease

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I never understood the extremely anti-gun Americans. The US is really the only country in the world where guns are an accepted thing. Why can't they just move here to any anti-gun country and see that it actually fucking sucks?

It's much easier to move to any European anti-gun country than it is to move to the US.

>>31007661
How dumb do you have to be to protest against your own rights?

>>31007687
"They're Pinky and the Brain"

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>>31007661
Go there dressed in either KKK or redneck Cletus garb and chant "keep guns from negros"

>>31007661
Dragon dildos, obviously.

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>>31011626
speaking of dildos, OP have i got an idea for you!

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Show up in a red banana hammock and hip waders, with a 6" revolver and an animal skin I'll of ammo. Speak in a Scottish accent and threaten to "bugger any dink that thinks she can lay a paw on mah gat."

> pic related

Bonus points for not spilling a martini. Triple bonus for slamming one then butt-stroking a land whale.

>>31008622
People really don't believe me when I tell them that the bible sanctioned incest with intent to impregnate.

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>>31007661
Since they love European gun laws so much, grab a truck and go Nice on these faggots.

>>31011588
This.

>Please take my freedoms! They scare me!

>>31007661
no americano here, what is a LGS?

>>31007661
Go about your normal business, if you would have been going to the LGS anyway, just go there as normal, do your business then leave.
Don't give them attention, walk off and bask in the warm glow of the knowledge that you respected their first amendment right, even whilst they're protesting against your second.
You have the moral high ground, they have mental deficiencies, don't waste any energy on them.

>>31012609
Local Gun Store.
It's like an LBS but with even more obnoxious staff.

Here's how to wreak havoc in 5 simple steps:

1.Legally carry the most decked out AR-5 (This will ensure massive butthurt) you can get your hands on.
2.Provoke the leftist crowd in a very covert manner.
3.When one of them charges you, draw your rifle and point it down their throats.
4. ......?
5.Profit.

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>>31012630
Thanks buddy.

>>31007661
Go there as a part of the crowd, and try to take the stage, and begin shouting more and more outlandish statements about firearms.
Start with the basics
>Assualt rifles legal
>Gay/Browns/Women live in fear
>oppression etc

And slowly move towards
>Jewish conspiracies
>Satanism within the church
>A new nazi regime under trump
>Hillary owning a firearm and hence against the voters

>>31008542

Protip: ovens are

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>>31010600

>>31007661
Dress as arab.
Slowly make way into middle of them.
Open jacket to reveal coke bottles and Mentos.
Allahakbar.gif

>>31011575
I've used this point many times but to no avail. What it all boils down to is that these people have a psychotic desire to judge and control others which consumes their existence.

>>31007661
>go to gun store
>smile and wave at protesters so your face goes into their memory
>hang out inside for a little while
>ask the staff for every empty flat pack cardboard box you can carry, maybe 10-15-20
>carry them outside past the protesters
>tell them how many guns you just bought
>lulz ensue

>>31007961
>OC
>Legal in IL

>>31007661
>protest the second amendment

Put up sign to the effect that you support the first also.

>>31007661
Take them to a range. Educate them.

>>31013837

Most sensible answer in the thread.

>>31013842
>OP shows up at local range with 27 unruly liberals in tow

wew

>>31007661
Have everyone crossdress or dress all gay. The libs will get confused because they wont be sure if theyre ok to criticize yall if yall are dressed flamboyantly gay

>>31010685
It's my right as a free American to be whatever the fuck I want to be, same as them. If that so happens to be a hyper-agressive, xenophobic bigot then god damn it I have every right to be.

>>31008031
Milo rules

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>>31007732
The killing with kindness thing actually sounds like a really good idea. If you know the store owner, ask if you can set up a table in front of the store with water and juice during the protest while wearing an AR15 shirt.

Best case scenario they trash your table and it gives them bad rep

Worst case scenario they accept it and gun owners look like the bigger people for willing to give them water and juice and stuff.

>>31007795
>Sling an AR over your shoulder.
That'll send you to jail in Illinois.

>>31010237

Local range (Article II) allows 1 guest w/o FOID on the range at a time.

>>31007787
underrated

>>31014906
A lot of places in northern IL are like that when I lived there. Only place that had a pole up its ass about it was Bass Pro in Gurnee, and they also had the bad habit of upping the age whenever they felt like it.

>>31013911
Just as long as you don't infringe on the rights of others, you can hate anyone you want. Shit, you can say anything you want about them too, as long as you're not inciting violence against your chosen hate group.

But so can they

>>31008067
Everyone who wants a gun in Chicago already has one, legally or not. Gun laws don't mean shit here if you want one badly enough. It kind of sucks.

>>31007795
Hell, even print out a sign that says "armed gays dont get bashed, excercise your 2nd amendment rights!" And accuse them of wanting gays to be killed if they disagree.

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>>31007732
Well statistics actually say there is no correlation between guns and crime period. Saying guns either create or decrease crime is numerically false.

>>31007661
Do yourself a favor and move away from Illinois.

>>31015550
Its called gun crime.

>>31015601
And gun crime is not distinguishable from other forms of crime in any meaningful way. United Kingdom is probably the biggest example of this

>They go through their period of strict gun control
>Gun crime drops
>However other forms of crime begin to rise
>Violent crime raises 40%, despite gun violence being at an all time low.

>>31015622
This.
People always say in the UK "well you're never going to get shot like in the US", and while that may be true, I'll still get stabbed in pretty much an town or city. Only difference is that now I don't have the means to protect myself.

>>31015643
In fact, I'd rather be shot. When someone stabs you, then can keep doing it until you're dead. But when someone fires a gun, it's loud as fuck, which draws attention to them and they run away ASAP.

>>31008447
>/k/ loves milo
>that TD
fucking newfags get out

>>31015622
>And gun crime is not distinguishable from other forms of crime in any meaningful way.
Well being shot and being robbed are pretty distinguisable to me.

>>31011094
The liberals in said college town are drowning me slowly

>>31008622
so join the protest in a fur suit?

>>31013736
That's brilliant.

>>31011203
why is he cutting it

Get a smoker and some pork shoulders and sell barbecue man this is a money making opportunity.

2. people are way more pissed off when they are hungry. Sell some sandwhiches and give out bottled water while open carrying and if they ask why you are just giving away water say "the constitution defends your rights and my rights too".

Build some bridges, sell some barbecue YOU CAN NOT LOSE.

If they don't eat pork, they can have free water. If they do eat pork, they can buy it. The gun store people will definitely buy the pork.

>>31007661
DIY tear gas grenades. Or >>31013947

Buy lots of ammo, let them see you carrying it to your vehicle.
Make sure you don't do anything "threatening"

>>31015741
flash fur suit mob, you say?

>>31015707
Move to AZ, that's what I did.

>>31011146
I think it is just a regular old anal hook.

>>31007732
THIS

also, get a friend or two or three or four to stand on the sidelines with cell phones ready to record video for evidence once they attack you.
and they will attack you

> it's Wednesday evening
> idiots are still replying with stupid ideas about what OP should do
> for the protest on Wednesday
> Wednesday

Hey OP, was the turnout like three people and their bored kids?

For future inspiration, make an anti-gun picket sign but mount it on the bayonet of a Mosin.

>>31013947
Im seconding this, it's truly the greatest method of trolling.

>>31013947
I like it.
>set up folding card table near door
>load with bulk packs of chilled drinks
>keep sodas, water, juices sealed for sanitary purposes
>place sign next to table visible from street
>FREE DRINKS
>STAY HYDRATED & COOL
>HAVE A FUN & SAFE SUMMER
>-ANON'S GUNS SHOP

>>31007761
Be real careful if you feed them anything laced with anything. Even if it's laxative its hella illegal. Not saying don't do it just make sure they can't prove it was you.
I think putting acid or shrooms in would be funny but again super illegal and that may be dangerous having a crowd of unsuspecting and likely unprepared people getting high as fuck in an unfamiliar public place.

>>31019332
And only reinforce their prejudice against funs

Followup here
>>>31017325

>>31019339
This. Keep the drinks & food sealed. It's about looking gracious when they're accusing you of being psychos.

It's only $30 of food and if the press comes by offer some to them. It's 80F outside, you're only looking good to everyone.

>>31008067
You forgot the step where they blame all of there violence and crime on Indiana.

>>31008622
>>31007661


haha, show up with a sign that says "rape only last a few minutes, murder is forever"

>>31011253
>This week on "How To Get Arrested With /k/"

>>31019312
Best idea

May show up just to do this.

give them coffe laced with cafine pills achieving 700mg or more should send them into a psychotic state I should know I have regularly consumed 1800mg of caffeine in one sitting it is the craziest fucking thing. They will act like crazed meth head monkies unless they are like me and have a serious caffeine issue.

>>31019692
dude they're liberals. they're already in a psychotic state. no sane, rational person is leftist.

How well can you disguise yourself?
>bake a cake or brownies or something
>include a secret ingredient of your choice:cum, piss, vaginal excretions from a girl with a yeast infection
>disguise yourself as a liberal hipster guy
>deliver baked goods
>keep one or two special ones without cum for you to eat in front of them
>disappear before anyone notices anything

>>31019708
welcome, newfriend

>>31019707
no you don't understand its the type of psychotic episode that is world breaking to the unprepared. caffeine overdoses have sent people to psych wards because they acted like schizophrenics . Generally you have to try to get a caffine overdoes.

>>31007708
Tactical cupcakes in the shape of grenades

>>31007720
>Stage counterprotest.
This. Beat the bastards at their own game, get as many people as you can and show them that your community will stand up for it's rights. I know enough of these people to know that they believe they're the "silent majority", and it's seriously demoralizing for them to find out that they aren't.

Chicagofag here, also am pretty liberal. Own many guns. Chicago is a bretty great city, never had to deal with shit and live in a mixed area (not fullerton to belmont or anywhere on the yuppie part of the blue line).

There's a lot of ignorance toward any kind of gun ownership but most people aren't crazy about it. 3 people out of a city of 3 million is a reasonable and expected discourse on the never ending gun debate.

>>31009593
This is underrated

>>31013736
this!!!!!!!!