>ND shotgun into wall >Slug didn't get through the

>>31000497
Don't patch it up until a day or two later unless you have matching paint to make it invisible. Cops probably won't like that you tried to hide it up if they do show up

>>31000511
I already have matching paint but need something to patch up the hole with.

If I don't have it patched by the time they come, how much legal liability am I in for? It's a crime to discharge a firearm in my city unless it's in self defense, but my state is pretty fun friendly (Texas).

And if they come after I patch it I can just say it was a loud noise that could have been anything?

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>>31000534
I'm not an LEO by any means, and on top of that I'm an /k/anuck, so take from me what you will, but what I would do would (because I wouldn't have plaster) not patch it up, but possibly hang a painting in front of it if possible or something. Pics pls? Because we can also help remodel your room if you want

>>31000534
It was there when you got the house, you don't know how it got there. It doesn't bother you much so you haven't gotten around to fixing it.

Hopefully you'll be more careful next time. Not sure of the details of this particular ND, but form some habits to make sure it is absolutely safe when you dry fire.

>>31000559
>taking photographic evidence
Nice try mister FBI man I'm behind 0 proxies

>>31000589
Lol seriously? I own a 25 rounder for .22lr If I was a FBI man I'd be fucked in Canada. Which is where I am.

>>31000585
I'm fairly sure cops aren't idiotic, a gaping hole in the wall from a slug, gunpowder residue, complaints of a gunshot at midnight. I have a lie prepared about the reason for the ND itself but no way to lie the ND away.

>>31000497
>>31000620
How the fuck did you ND, anyway? Did you play with your home defense gun or something?

>>31000636
I was trying to shoot myself in the head and it slipped off my chest as I was pulling the trigger.

>>31000642
Jesus man, how are you not deaf right now

>>31000642

>can't even shoot himself properly
no wonder you want to kill yourself

>>31000642
>>31000644
Holy fuck I just realized my first reaction to someone trying so suicide is "holy his ears must hurt"

>>31000644
>>31000655
I had eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for like 1 minute but I seem to be okay. Left ear is stinging a bit.

>>31000648
Sounds about right. The fact that my first instinct wasn't to pump it and try again is testament to how much of a failure I am.

>>31000670
Hey man, just don't try again. Get some help, but don't go to any professionals; they'll take your guns away.

>>31000681
Yes, I know, no funs allowed. It's been about 40 minutes so far, I think it's safe to say police won't show up today.

Home Depot opens at like 6 AM, should I go to Walmart for something to patch it up with?

>>31000705
Home depot. Better quality stuff. Trust me, I punched a hole in my wall and had to patch it up myself at a young age.

>>31000705
holy fuck just buy some spackle, how old are you?

>>31000712
Well first thing I would buy would be a six pack and a cigar but you do you.

>>31000723
24 but the thing is I haven't slept in 2 days and wanted to fix this but home depot opens at 6 AM and I can't sleep at all right now

>>31000737
Get some sleep bud. The hole will be there in the morning. Life might not be so bleak then either.

>>31000737
Then chug some coffee and tear down your entire fucking wall. Build it from the ground up.

>>31000497
No matter how much the neighbors bitch that they definitely heard gunshots, they won't believe it was gunshots. You could say it was a video game and they'll move onto the next call. Depending on your city I guess, if it's a metro area they're too busy to spend too much time with low priority calls, which is what calls like that are because 90% of the time someone dropped a board or it was fireworks.

Get the gunpowder smell out, put a picture frame over it, and don't fuck up again retard.

It's crazy how easy it would be to just walk into someone's house and kill them without anyone trying to help isn't it?

>>31000642
>I was trying to shoot myself in the head and it slipped off my chest as I was pulling the trigger.
>>31000620
>I have a lie prepared about the reason for the ND
Good. Say you were cleaning it if cops show up.

>>31000497
Nobody is going to open an investigation about a single ND, if the cops don't show up tonight they probably won't. Just patch your wall and don't talk about it.

>Don't take legal advice from people on 4chan

>>31000751
>>31000794
I'm really hoping this is the case. I live in a very low crime, quiet neighborhood, hoping anyone that woke up just attests it to a car exploding tire or slamming door or something. I personally can tell the sound of a gun. Probably if I emptied the tube it would get immediate wee-woo-wee-woo. Mostly I'm just relieved the slug stopped at the wall, and the angle it was going at meant even if it did overpenetrate, it wouldn't go into the house nearby.

>>31000497
Go ND that shotgun into your fucking skull right now you stupid piece of fucking autistic cancerous dogshit. Fuck you.

I hope you were kidding about trying to shoot yourself.

If not, then you can always talk to me if you need to.

Also, just buy some spackle and paint over it, it should be good to go.

>>31000810
>>31000810
Posted this way too soon I hear sirens now.

>>31000737
>>31000705
No. Fucking do it right this time, kill yourself. Stupid faggot

>>31000826
Lol holy shit get ready bud

>>31000866
They got a lot quieter, like they passed over the neighborhood, but I can still hear them in the distance, not sure if I'm hallucinating. Maybe they just had to go to someplace else, I dunno, I heard a street race nearby as well.

>>31000878
Kill yourself before they arrive, I'm sure they need a good laugh

>>31000826
>>31000810
If the cops show up:
>Tell them you have no idea what they are talking about
>Don't volunteer any information
>Don't voluntary let them in, even if they ask

But it probably won't come to that.

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>>31000885

Ho Lee fuck how many times are you going to try to shit up this thread with your edginess?

You're like the obnoxious faggot in the back of class who everyone ignores so he just keeps repeating himself louder.

>>31000705

You can get help. You wont have your funs taken away if you dont tell the therapist you have guns.

Also, you need to be adjudicated mentally ill to be prevented from buying a gun. This is entirely different than being diagnosed with a mental illness.

If you present yourself and say you want help, this wont happen. Adjudication only happens to dangerous people unwilling to seek help.

>>31000878
Call that sketchy friend of yours and buy some pot like the rest of us

suicide is for cowards, your life isnt bad you're just running from personal issues you dont have the will to fix, am I right?

>>31000642
>Shooting yourself with slugs, not buckshot

You really are a failure OP buy the right ammo and try again

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OP, get some fucking sleep and go to Home Depot when you are properly rested. Don't blow your brains out either. You are worthy of living and people actually give a shit about you even if sometimes it's easy to imagine otherwise.

>>31000642
Then why cover it up? just finish the job and let the cops find it.

>>31001053
shut the fuck up nigger

>>31000534
go to home depo and get a good quality plaster. just ask, my tv fell from the wall what can i patch it with. apply, sand, paint done.

>>31001001
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>>31000885
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>>31001001
Summer is almost over gents.

its not like people will know which house it came from. if police come to your door just act worried and say you heard it too. then say you just felt like remodeling at midnight when they ask why you are holding wood putty and a dripping paintbrush

Is OP asleep?

>>31000534
>obtain drywall
>obtain putty
>cut drywall to a square larger than the hole
>place drywall square over hole
>trace around drywall piece with pencil
>cut out newly traced drywall square
>secure drywall
>putty drywall
>texture drywall
>paint drywall

>>31000747
Probably best to do this with his entire life desu.

>>31000497
If I were you OP, keep the hole to remind you of the day you turned shit around and figured life out

>>31000497
Did you learn your lesson, OP?

>>31000610
>notfoolinganyone.gif

So, wait. did failing to kill yourself giv you a change of heart?

>>31002582
That tends to happen a lot, anon

>>31000835
Bill Geissele, you are dark as fuck. I'm not buying any more of your triggers.

OP whenever you're feeling down just remember, right now as you read this there is some African kid sucking the asshole of a cow to make it produce more milk.

>>31002582
Like 90% of people who jump off buildings to an hero say they regret their actions after the fact. Probably similar numbers for other attempted suicides.

>>31001026
>Implying

>>31000820
filtered

congrats on your second chance, most people don't get one. Make the most of it

>>31000620
A single shot, indoors, late at night is actually pretty hard to identify and locate.

Did any of the neighborhood dogs start barking? If not, you should be in the clear. A few people might have woke up, wondering why. If dogs aren't freaking out, everybody goes back to sleep.

>>31000924

Anybody shitlisting this hard is neither Bill Geiselle nor can they afford his products.

>>31000743
Follow this advice. Sleep deprivation fucks everything up. Sleep, eat a good meal, take some vitamins.

>>31000497
To be perfectly honest, what's the big deal? Hypothetically speaking let's say the police did show up. If you just told them "Yeah, sorry. I ND'd my shotgun. The slug didn't get past the brick wall. My bad, wont happen again." would you actually be sent to jail or anything? Seems kind of minor to me.

just kill yourself cucknadian

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OP here, I did sleep a bit. Left ear is still hurting.

No cops yet and its 11 am and no dogs were barking so I think I'm okay.

And no I didn't have a change of heart, I feel even more pathetic I cant even kill myself right.

>>31003512
It's okay OP. just slowly kill yourself with drinking and chain-smoking like the rest of us

When people get startled by noise they usually wait to hear it again before acting, usually noises go ignored if not heard again.

>>31003533
kek this

>>31003512
damn, dude.
Why don't you get some counseling before taking such a ... long term solution?
Sure, you're fucked up, but you really don't have to be.
Look on the bright side. You're not a nigger xD

>>31003512
The likelihood of any given person being born is 1 in 400 trillion. You won the lottery. Just by being born.

You have internet access, and disposable income for a shotgun, which probably puts you in the top 10% of the world's population in terms of quality of life.

You won the lottery a second time.

I dont mean to condescend you, I know what it's like to be told that you should buck up and be just happy.

But it makes me feel better to a small degree when I think about the billions of people that would literally kill to have what I have.

Take care OP

Lock up house, go stay at hotel for 2-3 days. Cops might show up and knock on door for a while and then give up. Leave guns with friend or family member for about a month. If cops show up again, say you don't even own any guns. If they ask to search your house, say only with a warrant.

Fuck pigs.

>>31003626
>OP is suicidal
>shoots into his wall in a suburb
>fuck da police!

You sure are pretty cool, tell me how many time have you been pulled over for speeding?

>>31002656
I would have thought that over 90% died.

>>31000497
no way to prove who ND'd mang

>>31003677
Fuck you, faggot.

>>31003705
I don't know about the exact stats, but I do know that most suicides are spur of the moment things.
Men also tend to be more successful at suicide, I think.

>>31003759
Did baby have his dime bag taken by the mean police officer in high school?

>>31003759
Show me on the doll where the ATF shot your dog

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>>31000497
nobody gives a shit you autist
now, go back to your chicken tindies and masturbating

>>31003759
I bet you're the kind of person who pissed himself when a cop pulls up behind you at a stop light. Just as a pro tip people stop smoking weed when they realize they are fucking losers at life.

>>31003983
Dude that poor animal. Nobody likes possums. But no animal deserves that shit. Fucking kids.

>>31000497
>>Slug didn't get through the brick
>>the brick
>>brick

confirmed for not being American

>>31000820
>Bill Geissele

I genuinely keked.

>>31004412
well yea, nothing deserves to live after getting hit with a center mass, AND a headshot. Thats just cruel and unusual.

>>31004432
Texas has brick houses senpai

>>31004602
It was joke, comrade.

>>31003778
>Men also tend to be more successful at suicide, I think.
Yes. Women attempt it for attention.