Alright lads, war has broken out and you volunteer to join the

>>30999343
Believe it or not, manning a tank is actually gayer than being a sailor on a giant floating tin can.

>>30999343
op self bump

>Leo 2A5
>"AVENGE US" written on the barrel
the idea is when our troops march past our wreck theyll have all the motivation in the world

>>30999343
M1A2 because America

On barrel
"Point toward enemy,pull trigger"

>>30999357
While I wouldn't go to this extreme, the majority of people enamored by tanks don't pull maintenance on them regularly.

>>30999343

>absolute madman
B-but im getting in as an Armoured Crewman, what do you know that I don't?

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>>30999343

>tank core
>core

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"No Waifu, No Laifu"

"2 Kawaii 4 U"

and then have pic related painted on the side

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>>30999343
Bob Semple. I'd write "Run Rabbit Run" on all of the Brens.

>>30999343
>>30999569

Actually great name

>Leopard 2a6m
>absolute madman

In before Culture references and Halo ship names

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We lived like a tiger , now we die like a leopard

>Leopard 2A7

>"Here, Catch"

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T-54

"Bring Me Tendies Now"

>PL-01
>"of stealths" on barrel

or

>Chally 2
>"oi fuck off" angled around the hatch

M1A2

'Show me boipucci pls'

>>30999725
Or if actually a Leopard "This cat earned her spots"

>>30999343
>T95
>Cheeki Breeki I V Damki
In large on the barrel and that Ukrainian soldier face I always see here and which I'll never remember it's name

Alternatively
>Remove kebab from premises
And Dat face soldier and his legendary accordion on the slanted side of the hull

>>30999343
Leopard 2

>Only the brave go to Valhalla!

>>30999343
>core
FAGGOT

>>30999922
You're a fucking faggot.

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>>30999343
Abrahams M1A2

Scissor Happy

>>30999986
Gay.

>Baneblade
>Something witty

>>30999513
This.
I would love to be a tanker, but I don't want to do the work of one.

I guess I love the idea. Oh well. Strykers were enough of a hassle to deal with. Tankers have it harder, and I have a lot of respect for those who can tame those steel beasts.

>>30999973
Alternatively

>Challenger 2
>"Follow me to Elysium and glory!" across the back of the turret.

>Chris Kyle doesn't need a tank because Chris Kyle is America's and the Earth World's best sniper.
>Chris Kyle wrote Chris Kyle's sniper rifle on the side of Chris Kyle's sniper rifle.

>>31000330
Thats a long barrell

i always thought it would be neat to write "nice try" in or around an indent where a shell didn't penetrate or ricochetted off

if its multiple dings then more remedial shit like "A+ for effort" "Heres your participation trophy"

>>30999343
>Bader's Bus Comp. Still Running!
>Chally 2

>>30999343
M1A3
>You gon get penetrated

M1A2 SEP v3
Big Guy 4U

> m1a2 cuz muh freedom
> write 120mm of freedom

>>30999973
beyond stupid

Leopard 2A7

"ALL MY FUCKS HERE"

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Any tank ever.

Only one thing written, on the right side of the barrel.
>Caitlyn Jenner

Nice captcha iPhone

>>30999343

M1A1 because aesthetics

It reads ">implying" across the the front, in a way in which the meme arrow is placed exactly like the unit insignia.

>>31001584
>choosing an M1 without CITV

what sort of madman

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>>30999343
M1A1 because I'm American and don't know much about tanks, though I will say I like what I've read about the Leopard 2

Writing on the right side of the tank, starting at the top of the turret and bleeding down the side

>THE HINTERLAND
>THE HINTERLAND
>WE'RE GONNA SAIL TO THE HINTERLAND
>IT'S FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY

And on that note, probably just write "FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR AWAY" down the barrel to the tip, if possible, as well.

>Leopard 1 C2 edition

>2nd base

Because the 105mm gives no penetration

>>31001631

You made me choke, you bastard.

>>31000061
>executed for vandalizing holy imperial technology

angrytechpriest.jpg

>>30999343
The glorious Tiger II iz de only choice available for such nonsense, heir Kommandant.

>battle is ensuing on an open field
>trenches dug, sandbags are being placed while boolets fly above
>tanks are firing at tanks, ground units, even heliclopters
>the sun is shining on this glorious day
>out of the midst of chaos, a low rumble can be heard
>everyone stops to listen very closely
>literally everyone has stopped firing and has one ear to the wind
>even the tank crews have poked their heads out to listen
>the rumbling gets louder
>tank treads can be heard squeaking from a long distance
>getting louder and louder
>a sweet sound fills the air
>almost like heaven playing music so loud
>then it hits everyone's mind, collectively
>its the Third Reich's anthem
>an entire Tigre II tank platoon crests the tallest hill
>Hitler's speech about making Germany great again roars over loud speakers atop the lead Tigre
>everyone collectively shits
>they're here
>on U.S soil
>back by popular demand
>to destroy Norks
>lead tank, my tank, with the phrase "Jew didn't see that cumming" written on the side, fires a round
>hits an American M1 Abrams from across the field
>bounces off and penetrates a Nork T55
>T55 blows up
>M1 swivels its gun around
>fires a lone shot
>penetrates my tank, bouncing around
>flys out the side
>Hits another tank and demolishes it
>a random RPG hits the other tank
>all TIgre II's were lost that day
>the Norks and U.S make up
>I have inadvertently saved the human race from a Nuclear holocaust by trying to recreate the original holocaust

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>>30999382
>put a painted board on the back with doom paul

>T-36
>Hero Of MotherLand

>>31001603
>/k/

>>30999343
>Sherman
>open this can

>>30999343
>tank core
>core

>tfw it won't make sense in english

"Shot and ran away, dick in the ass of who is reading".

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Challenger 2:

>"And so off we buggered"

Leo 2A7

CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE
DO NOT PUNCTURE

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>m1a1
>gday cunts or catch yah cunt

Chally 2 named "Contents Under Pressure".

>>31001781

but whyyyyyyy

>>30999357

Nothing is gayer than being in black tube filled with seamen.

>>30999343
If we're allowed snowflake tanks

>Obyekt 279
>"Long Range Sodomiser" on the barrel of course.

>>31001998
>Object 279
>Not writing "60 ton saucer" on it

>>30999343
> M113 Guns-A-Go-Go
> "Never enuff dakka"

>>30999343

Chally 2 cause bong

"For the Queen and all that" With a tea cup stencil. I'm a sucker for stereo-types

>>30999343
>core
Fucking uppercut yourself, you retarded child.

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>Leopard 2A5
>Best girl on the rear side of the turret
>"A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки" on the barrel

Chally 2
Pls no RPG-7

>>30999343
T-90
"Mai is best waifu"

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>>31002138
>"A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки"

>>31000173
Great way to make a political statement when some war photographer comes across your charred corpse and wrecked tank.

Would be on the same level as that 'PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD' photo with the EOD tech in NI

An Abrahms because I'm a red posed American.

"Manifest Destiny or GTFO" on the side

"Diplomacy" on the barrel

>>30999343
K2 Black Panther

I don't write anything on it cause im not 12.

I'll write
Suzy rottencrotch

I'd write. "Die Fucker!!" And only go for headshots with the cannon.

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>>31002149
Which looks like this.

>>31002643
y so serius?? xD

>>31002643
youre no fun you weeb

>Challenger II
"put the kettle on"

>>31002764
No fucking way. Barely a dent. I expected a gouge at least from the heat.

>>31002905

Might've been the fragmentation only stick.

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>>31002905
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challenger_2#Operational_history
Read up.

>>30999343
Sherman
"MURICA"

Leo 2A6, with neon pink 1:1 scale T-72 silhouette painted on all surfaces with the rest of the tank being black

>>31003044
Shermans are aids.

>>31003110
Just like what's running in your family

M1A2 Abrams

"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"

M1A2 Abrams
"Not your Harambe"

Leopard 2A6
"Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"

>>30999343
Along the Barrel

>CAUTION:THIS MACHINE MAY CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH

>>30999343
Nothing

Because I don't feel emotional attachments to objects, and neither should anyone else.

>>30999343
AMX Leclerc
>Le' CUNT DESTROYER<

>>31003191
Content from this canon is know to the state of California to cause cancer

Leo 2A6, on turret sides and front deck: "Parking permit: where ever I damn please"

>>31003344
on the ammo: "Caution! Choking hazard"

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Reproduction Porsche Tiger

on the gun:
>Refugees welcome

side of turret:
>Nordiska motståndsrörelsen

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>War breaks out
>Have to ride the Bmp-2 to battle
>mfw
I wont write anything on the barrel
but I will write stories/lyrics/curses on the 30mm cases so once the russians roll over our positions they'll find something to read

>>31003404
>Fighting Russians with their own unwanted surplus

Niggas that's depressing.

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>>30999343
P 1000 Ratte, of course.

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M1 Abrams
>manifest destiny
>big gun 4u
>murder Inc (pretty sure one that was one of the tanks in Fury)

>>31003425
>my bmp was a hand me down from DDR who got it as a stripped second hand goods from USSR
you have no idea how bad the bmp-2 is, the only good thing about it was the autocannon, that thing was fun to shoot but a pain in the ass to rearm

>>30999343
>prolly a C2 Leopard, unless shit changes
>"AVE NEX ALEA" on the main cannon
>on the side of the turret itself- "VIOLENCE IS THE QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS YES."
Alternatively, in my dreams:
>a Panzer IV repro updated to hold up to modern standards but still look exactly like a Panzer IV, good enough to fool the Whermacht
>paint it all black
>put a pink anglerfish on it
>"REGARDS FROM OORAI" on the main cannon's barrel

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Mы вac пoхopoним!

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Challenger 2

"Barney's Blue Cheese there" or "Anyone wanna buy a tens"
Written on the hull

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"Remove kebab"

>>31003472
I did not know about this before, but I just came all over my phone.

>>30999343
>Taxpayers bought me

>>31003630
It barely got past the 'doodle on a napkin' design phase

Armata
"kek"

>>30999343

>OIF
>Marine Corps M1A1
>You'll never provide fire support, force push or guardian angel in a tank named "THE SADDAMIZER"

>>30999513

Hence the MOS for "Tank Crewman" and "Tank Mechanic"

Pilots don't repair their aircraft either.

>>30999343
>latest leo
>"I'm here because there wasn't a yarn ball big enough..."

"My Compensation"

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>T 90A
> "To live and die on this day"

>>31000375
For you

>>31001643
This was the least funny post on /k/ ever

>>30999991
mfw it looks more like a challenger 2

>>31001643
Choppers?
RPGs?
What YEAR IS IT???

PL-01

"spooky af kurwa"

>>31001951
>>31001974
SUBARUUUUU

>>30999343
>your tank
Leo 2A4 or Leo 2A5
>what you write on the barrel, hull, or anywhere
various shit like "catch this" written on every single individual round

"this side towards the enemy" on the front of the turret

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>>30999343
>M1A2
>"Who Runs Bartertown?" on the hull
>"MasterBlaster" on the barrel

>>31002939
>14 RPG's and 1 MILAN
>no casualties
>six hours after recovery the tank was sent back out into the field

Holy shit

>>31003842
>stiff upper lip and all that guff, chaps

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>Oy Vey!

>Remember the six gorillion!

>>30999957
>dat face soldier
go back to plebbit

>>30999343
M1A2. Written on barrel.
>This machine kills Muslims

>>31003656
We must complete their work

M8A1 AGS (soon to be purchased once more!)

"With M1A2s, You Lose!"

>>30999430

Best tank name I've seen so far was the Catalina Wine Mixer

>>30999343
>M1A2 Abrams
>on the bore evacuator
>take the knot.

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>>31002138
>>31002507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA

>Challenger 2
>"Tread Lightly"

>M1A2
On front of tank - Hold still, wait for flash
On side - Freedom don't stop
Around muzzle - this is gonna hurt
On back - if you're reading, follow this

>>30999343
An armor less M1A2 stripped down for speed, with a 16" Mark 7 naval gun hastily rigged to the vehicle.

>Chief Fuckemup

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>>30999343
>Challenger 2

Have the words "Mjolnir" written on the bore evacuator with a stencilled drawing of a cartoon Thor holding Mjolnir on both sides of the turret front.

And with a Union Flag on a radio antenna, of course.

>a rusty T–72M1
>"Paprika" on the side of the turret
>"Still mad" on the back of the hull

>>30999343
Panther 3

"White Privilege"

Finnish Leopard 2A6

Benis :DD on the barrel

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>Strv. 2000
>>Implying on the 140mm
>>Implications on the 40
>"Memes and Dreams" on the side panels

>>30999343
on the side either:
>Nach fur Moskow
or
>3rd time's the charm

on the gun:
>Kulturwerfer

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>>31001983

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>>31007454
forgot to say: tank is a Leopard 2 A6

>>31003676
>Pilots don't repair their aircraft either.
Because planes get stuck in the mud, slip tracks, or a plethora of anything else that can go wrong on a tank out in the field right?

Tanks break in the field. You can't call the mechs out every time they have a problem. Tanks Crews have to be capable of providing field repairs.

>>31007390
This is literally like if an armchair general designed a tank

M-24 Chaffee

"Fuck the T-34"

>>31007769
oh, yeah. throw a track in the field and you're in for some shitty hours...

>>30999343
>Front panel
>FEED ME (insert epithet referring to whichever group of people we're fighting)

Maybe draw a mouth on there or something.

>>31005077
>Catalina Wine Mixer

Why would that be the best? The Catalina Wine Mixer was about helicopter leasing.

>>30999343
M1A2

On side of barrel.

"This is where the bayonet goes." With an arrow pointed to the lower end of the muzzle.

>>31002939
>One Challenger 2 operating near Basra survived being hit by 70 RPGs in another incident

Fug

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> Barrel
> Argentina is white

M1A2 Abrams
"Leopard 2" on the barrel and turret sides.

>>30999343
>M1A2 Abrams
>Tours 732

>>30999343
>Alright lads
This is an American website, Stosh Polanski

T-26 with Dickbutt drawn on each side

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i eat *insert nickame/slur for the given enemy* for breakfast written on the barrel

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>>30999991

>Abrahams

>>30999343

>tank core

>Any tank
>Can Opener

>>31009847
VERY fast abrams going very fast at incredible hihg speed

>almighty glorious battle bus
giant hand painted ode to zergface on each side
"Daddy Donalds gogo buggy" plastered on front

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>>31010236
the vehicle in mention

Challenger 2
with "not today, Dear Friend !" in the opposition's language across the front of the Turret
"Odin take them!" in Elder Futhark runes along the barrel.

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Tank: M1A3
On the barrel "/k/ sends their regards."
On the right side of turret "Miss me with that gay shit."

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M1A3
On barrel: "I'm here for the gangbang" with pic related stenciled on

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A Leopard II with "free real estate" on the barrel

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>>30999343
>Glorious IS-2 waifu
>"Envelopment from behind"
>plastered with shit tier animu waifus
enemy will die from cringe alone

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>>31003127
Oh God, my sides.

I would go with the latest Abrams model because American and on the gun it would read "Give 'em the dick"

>>30999343
>tank core

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>Churchill Mk VI
>'You're probably wondering how I got into this mess...'

>>30999343
>m1a1
>M E M E W A V E

>centurion
> "rhodesians never die"
"tanks pattern will be green and white with anime rhodesian waifus