/k/, how does someone manage to sneak, say, something like a

inside your anus

>>30996703
i know the knife in condom inside anus thing, but how can you smuggle a gun?

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Nice try, FBI. I ain't falling for this one

>>30996714
Get one of those ceramic glocks they had in die hard 2

>>30996685
Glock 7, porcelain gun undetectable.

>>30996685
All security has holes

For example. Who is checking the back of house workers? The guys bringing in supplies, the maintained workers or their tools?

>>30996685
I know its not airport level security but i always put my knife behind my belt buckle when im in D.C.. its gotten me into all of the Smithsonian museums

As someone who works at a security checkpoint, it ain't happening. We always find the weapons. Drugs are another story.

ceramic knife

>>30996685
don't ask, but you know karambit.com has some ti carbon fiber "knives" also G10 works. You just have to disguise it withsomething. I would recommend inlayedG10 knife

>>30996685
Simple, you buy a drink in a glass bottle on the other side and make a knife.

Also there is a youtube channel of some guy making a bunch of crud weapons out of things bought once through security at airports.

>>30996685
I imagine it is possible but highly inadvisable.

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>>30996685
>>30996714

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>>30997638
>mfw Putin has probably used one of these

>>30996685
Some places do not check what you put in the little basket. You could easily hide something in a wallet or hat.

>>30996714

In your anus. An NAA or a single-shot pistol wouldn't be hard.

>>30996685
You don't go through the metal detectors/security checkpoints.

I know this sounds like a smartass answer but it's the truth. You go through some unlocked door, you bribe someone, etc.

Option 2 is hide it in something that isn't checked, or not checked thoroughly.

>>30997663
That would be a hell of an interview question for a Russian journalist with a death wish.

>>30997612
Link to this channel? Sounds interesting

>>30996685
What school are you planning to shoot desu?

Pay a niggress to carry it for you

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/09/08/woman-pistol-vagina-charged-unlawful-carry/71899282/

>>30997882
Mfw I inherited one of these SW pistols from my grandfather.

>>30996685
You don't? Why'd you want to risk getting chucked in jail just so you can sneak a penknife into a baseball game just so your heart rate stays below 100 if someone with a suntan sits in your row?

>>30997541
They put iron powder in ceramic knives.

>>30998046
Not if I make my own

>>30997882
She plays fast and loose!

>>30996685
You don't. You either drive there or buy whatever it is you're looking for after you get off your flight. If you're scared of getting murdered at the station, on the plane, or leaving the station, then take martial arts to turn your fists into lethal weapons. I'd recommend a roll of quarters or something.

If you pissed off some serious people, and you have a genuine reason to be afraid, then hire a bodyguard for the flight and back. Expensive, sure, but a small price to pay for your life.
>>30996714
>sticking a knife up your ass
>ever
He's trying to not die, your advice is counter-productive.

>>30999372
it's not like you stick the naked blade up there.

>>30996685
Bribe security. Or the cleaning staff, they tend to be cheaper.

Or look for alternative entrances/exits that bypass the metal detectors. Most places aren't locked down like a maximum security prison, and even they have issues with smuggled contraband.

>>30996738
>>30996739
I know you are trolling...but just in case anyone else doesn't: those don't exist.

>>30996685
Be in a wheelchair. They never frisk you, and because the chair is metal, you go around the metal detectors.

>>30997763
Look up Terminal Cornucopia. Thats the guys website with the videos on it.

>>30996685
Shoot the guard in the face, walk in. Just be brisk about your business

>>30996715
>an "Amanda Show" reaction image

WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!

put the knife in your laptop

>>30999977
And remember: no Russian.

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>>30996685
Shouldn't you fatties in the TSA be asleep already?

>>31000560
Or a tablet/phone
Put a gun in a big gaming laptop
disassemble gun to break up the silhouette.