>tfw my mom asked me if im compensating "for something"

>>30981021
Did your mom not raise you or something?

To stick it to them, say you're compensating for their failure as a parent.

>>30981038
Ayyyy. This lmao

>>30981021
>yfw that was your mothers sperg-tier attempt to come on to you and you just missed the opportunity

>>30981021
I am compensating for my inability to hit targets at distance with my fists.

>>30981021
OP if someone tells you that you're "compensating for something" because you own firearms, you must proceed to whip out your (presumably) fully erect cock to prove your dick size to them

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>>30981021
Tell her that you're compensating for such a low body count. Bonus points for dying your hair orange and wearing a natural selection t-shirt.

>>30981021
compensating for the evolutionary oversight that left me without the ability to launch projectiles at high speeds unaided.

>>30981118
I've read enough incest manga to know this is true.

Why are americans so sensitive and easy to trigger?

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>>30981618
OP seamed to have a very cool and simple response.

Question is where did this 'compensating for something' crap come from? I suppose the world really does revolve around dick.

>Look at his car
>Make assumption about dick

>Look his feet
>Or nose
>Or hands
>Make assumption about dick

>Learn about his hobbies
>Make assumption about dick

Compensating for windage and recoil

>>30981685
greed is a horrible thing

>>30981021
Your mom has definitely seen your penis multiple times before.
She's probably worried that you think it's as small as she does.

>>30981685
Penis envy. I didn't believe it was a real thing when I learned about Freud, but I can't explain this kind of shit any other way. I also find it hilarious when hippy chick get bent out of shape about "body shaming" anytime you acknowledge a fault in a person but use the "you have a small dick and should be ashamed" argument anytime they want to make a point. Fortunately hippy chicks are disgusting swine and will never have access to my dick regardless of its size.

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>>30981021
>>30981118
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