what are some homemade weapons i can make or like shit that u

You can use rock or stick, rock good for hit

>>30978207
Nail, key, pencil, metal ruler, spork.

>>30978207
knives, sharp rocks, bricks, heavy things in a sturdy bag, a hammer or screwdriver, lawn-mower blade, wrench, baseball bats, cricket bats, et c.

>>30978209
i use sticks for a weapon they work nice

After a certain age anything is a weapon.

How ghetto are we trying to be? The Home Depot near mere has a tomahawk in with the axes

>>30978207
Securely fasten machete blade to a long, sturdy stick.

Boom, spear.

>>30978207
eurocuck detected

>>30978207
A hammer, rip hammer, framing hammer or ball peen hammer ideally

If you can swing it, throw it, or thrust it it can be a weapon

improvised do it yourself shit is so fucking ghetto, why don't you want to have nice things?

>>30978207
Throw a can of beans hard enough you can knock someone out.

>>30979149
>thrust it
Now that I think about it, my cock would make a great weapon

>>30979165
As long as you can penetrate and hit a major blood vessel

>>30978207
A variety of shivs with metal implements at home

Maces with metal poles, nails, wood and metal places

Machetes out of metal plates, especially road signs

Shields out of wood and road signs

Spear is self explanatory

>>30978207
You could always just buy a shovel.

>>30979165
>>30979170
You guys are going about this the wrong way. It's not about whether it's a weapon, it's about whether you can use other weapons (such as your sultry gaze and delicious buttocks) in conjunction with it for enhanced effect.

>corner and >RAPE enemy
>you now have a pissed-off, sticky enemy

OR

>lure enemy away from his comrades with your aforementioned come-hither stare and soft, luscious cheeks
>tell him you know where the WMDs are
>guide his hand gently to your Scud D
>beg for him to seize your strategically sensitive assets
>he pounces
>you are Germany circa 1945, and he is the Allied forces
>he ravishes you
>he ravages you
>until none are left standing
>leave in the morning, place burner phone number on nightstand
>you now have an inside man
>repeat as necessary for a harem willing to spy or die for your sweet, sweet boipucci

>>30978207
take up Martial arts most have some type of stick as a weapon also it will help you get in shape fatass

Break and sharpen toothbrush
Screwdrivers
Scissors
Soap bar in a sock

PVC bow (google it). You can make arrow heads by flattening nails with a hammer.

>>30978820

duct taped a chef knife to a bokken when I was younger. Worked really well for clearly jungly growths in the yard.