Adopted a dog. Need help naming her and I am open to suggestions.

call it oдин, and just keep going up if you get more dogs.

>>30972328
Dashka.

>>699286628
Kalashnipup

Sergei Mosin.

>>30972328
>Preferably something Russian or Serbian.

HIVwarcrimeshitholelandmine.

>>30972328
Protip: stick to one or two syllables. 3 or more is harder for the dog to recognize as its name.

Also make sure that the name doesn't sound similar to the commands in whichever language you give them in (sit, stay, no, drop, etc.)

Dogs also recognize tone easier than words. Get used to saying certain words in a certain tone.

Izzy.

цeлeвoй ATФ

>>30972356

My God.

just name it mishka or sasha like every other faglord

>>30972375

I want to teach her commands in Russian so no one else can give her commands.

>>30972407
over 150 million people speak russian. pick a minor language from a different country

>>30972407
I assumed so. It's a neat idea, I will do German once I get my own dog. Just do your best to be as clear as possible and make sure she 100% knows you are the alpha, though don't be a dick about it. Earn respect for a completely loyal and disciplined doggo

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>>30972328
Vsratiy

>>30972328
Dogstoyevsky

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Jelzin

>>30972438

No one around me knows it, so I have that going for me.

Sorry if I don't respond lads she is active once more

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Katia

name it DOG, but in russian

https://translate.google.com/#en/ru/dog

>>30972328
Kalinka or Boleska

>>30972328
Cooter McShithound

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>>30972328

Mine's named Maggie (short for Magnolia).

She's a pain in the ass.

>>30972356
gud

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Laïka, in honor of the first animal in space.

Or, my grandma's dog was named Kishka, which is some sort of Russian dish or something.

>>30972328
Retarded slavaboo, that way it fits the owner

Coбaкa

>>30972328
Nigger Killer 6000

>>30972328
Cyka obviously

Looks like a puppy, should have adopted a old dog, anon, they're the ones that really could use love and companionship. I know I volunteer at my local animal shelter.

>>30972328
Slobodan

Ivanka

>>30972328
Sasha, can be a boy or girls name

>>30972328
anna
vera
nina
nika

>>30972356
This

>>30973432

Laika will work, I think. I told my mom "kalashnipup" and after explaining it to her she said no. Not underage, by the way, just unemployed and living with family.

>>30973551

My mom is probably going to get another dog. I originally wanted to get an older dog, but as soon as I saw this idiot I needed her in my life.

>>30972328
>serbian
"Čedo" (pronounced "chedo") is a term balkanfags use for Serbs.
It's derived from the word "chetnik".
Chetniks were serb fighters during ww2.

>>30972328
did he deaded?

>>30972407
>I want to teach her commands in Russian so no one else can give her commands.
Faggot. Nobody is going to be talking to you or your dog.

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"Bullseye"

>>30972328
Alaric
Ragnar
Magnus

>>30972328
Cairo, supposedly the only dog used at Operation Geronimo...

blyat

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>>30972328
Vesna
Lada
Anjela
Krstanah
Volva
Katya
>>30972369
this

>>30974026
Laïka is a good name. I want to name my daughter that, as long as nobody speaks russian and knows that it means "barker"

>>30972328
Putin

>>30972328
>Preferably something Russian
mishka

>>30972328
>its a pitbull
What's the Russian word for nigger?

>>30974461

It's a lab mixed with bulldog, nigger.

This has nothing to do with weapons or military equipment, just a stinking filthy animal that someone thinks loves them because they feed it

>>30974665

Dog is both weapon and equipment not fighting toy you nigger go suck watermelon

>>30974461
'Black ass.'

Don't recall the Russian word, but that's the translation.

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>>30974665
>being a tusken raider on a tibetan smoke signal trading website

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>>30972328
Natalia

>>30972328
Olga, that or katyusha

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Your new pupper looks a lot like mine did when he was young. I think he was maybe 3 or 4 months old in this pic.
He's 100lbs now. Be prepared.

>>30972328
Your mom just recommended to name her woman.

Why not laika?

>>30972328
I have a GSD named Otto von Bisbark

>>30972480
Criminally underrated post.

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>>30974665
What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little cunt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Ireland, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gentlemanly warfare and I'm the top rooter tooter long range shooter in the entire Royal armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the bollocks out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this great planet, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that rubbish to me over the Internet? Think again, chap. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the commonwealth and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, wanker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marines and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little muppet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "tip top" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you daft dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.

>>30972356
Rollin!

>>30975201

She's three months and about 15lbs now. She's a giant handful and I have honestly forgotten what it's like to have an energetic and young puppy. I've gotten more exercise in the past 24 hours than I have in the three months since my other dog had to be put down.

She's smart though. Very clever pup. Her name is Laika, lads. Thanks for the great suggestions and once she learns her name they will be used as nicknames and I will definitely tell people her name is stuff like Kalashnipup and Dogstoevsky.

>>30972328
>pitbull
enjoy knowing one day its going to rip your throat out.

>>30975042
>>30974461
If I'm correct, it's literally just Negr

>>30980090

She's a lab/bulldog mix. Not a pitbull.

>>30972356
Pls this

>>30972328
She looks like a Sally.

>>30974665
>I am either allergic to dogs or was bitten by one as a kid and am now afraid of them in the same way that a child is afraid of clowns or the dark

wew

>>30975509

Does he have a cap?

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Should have gotten a battle/k/org

>>30972328
Диплoм пepдeть

>>30972328
Voltra

>>30972328
Puptin
Growlbachov
Barkrishnikov
Rowrmanov

Name 'er Cyka
also give 'er the dong

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posting assault dog

>>30972328
>Proofs
>Commisar Doggo
>Mass Wave Doggo

>>30972328
Dorofei

>>30972328
Konni

Kasia

(Ka-sheya)

>>30980689

Yes, those are literally the only reasons someone could possibly not want such a filthy animal, and you probably live in an apartment and will have to pick up its shit with your fingers

>>30972328
Doohyoohrheemmbhurme?

>>30981260

dogfags think with emotions just like sjw cucks. "Don't like muslims, you are just afraid! Islamophobic!!"

>>30972328
Mister Bo-Jangles

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>>30974665

>>30981385
This OP

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Richmond or Julia

Laika.

You even needed to ask?

> not naming you pup after a hero of the soviet union.

You deserve free breakfast at lubyankas .

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>>30981454
Love Laika

>>30972328
Katyusha

>>30981454

It was done. I had considered this name for a dog long before we got her too. She hasn't learned it yet, but she will.

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>>30972480
Yes.
Fucking this.
I fucking love this idea It's hilarious.

>>30972328
Nyasha?

chaska
masha
galina


bitchka
renal failure

>>30981638
Seconded

>>30975201
>>30980057
Oh, okay. Mine was 15 lbs at 8 weeks. I think you're in the clear.

>>30972356
roll dubs for this

>>30972356
I support this.

SUKA

Or Valentine Damitrivich Zukovsky