>tfw society and nature will never test my survival skills

>>30972138
>iktfb

Join the Military

>>30972138
>Take time off work
>Go innawoods for a few weeks with only what you can carry.
There you have it.

>>30972138

Go fight in Ukraine or the middle east.

>>30972767
>Go fight in Ukraine

For which side? Sounds cool, desu.

>>30972792
Both, in the end it doesn't really matter.

>>30972138

Have you been even catching up with geopolitics? Shit is getting nuts in the next few months. Also does anybody have a link to a survival dump? I need to download an extensive one

>>30974276
but I tried so hard and got so far!

>>30972138
Nigger you can literally go run out into the swamp and live off the grid if you really want to


you just cant admit you wouldnt know what the fuck you were doing

>>30972138
just go out into the wilderness instead of waiting for the wilderness to invade suburbia, you fat fuck

>>30974301
I am so weird for thinking the world was going to collapse in the past, but now I am not even worried despite watching the Trump/Clinton ascend to a god.

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>>30972138
why live.

>>30972138

Nothing's stopping you from booking a one-way bus to Alaska and busting the windows out.

>>30974366
you just have to punch trees until you get plywood to build your antirape shelter for the night right?

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>>30972792
Do you hate Russia and consider them subhuman mongoloids? Do you like using 1970s tactics and gear? Do you like being hated by the locals? Do you want to serve the interests of the globalists? Do you want to join the losing side to be a pawn?

>Join Ukrainian side!


Do you want to protect Russian interests and fight against nationalistic Ukrainian scum for the cause of Slavic brotherhood under the banner of Russia? Do you want to rain GRAD rockets upon 3rd world-tier equipped and educated peasants and neo-nazis from what used to be Poland? Do you want to use modern gear, UAVs, VSS Vintorez, etc Do you want to feel the support of the local population behind your actions? Do you want to join the losing side to be a Putin's pawn?

>Join the rebels!