You got four fuckin' wires! How could you miss? I can't

(you)

>naval """""""""""""aviation""""""""""""""

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>>30959298

>>30959298
Says the guy with no flight experience.

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To this day I don't understand how to land the plane in Top Gun for NES

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>>30959298
But once you're on the deck my friend, you're never the same again...

Cuz you're stuck on a boat...

In the middle of nowhere...

With 5000 other men.

>>30959298
top gun is a shitty movie

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carrier looks like postage stamp floating on the water on your approach

land a jet on it and try not to miss

easy!

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>>30960062
Easy

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>>30960010
Join the navy?

Yeah, I don't think so.

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>>30960274
Living on a boat?

I don't think so.

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>>30960399
Hot bunking?

I don't think so

>>30959928
you put the cross hairs at the leading edge of the deck on the center line, once I figured that out I nailed the landing every time.

>>30960491
you don't hot bunk on a carrier

>>30960491
Doin night trap, fuck that.

I don't think so

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>>30960564
Sure I thought about the navy, but decided to pass,

I love my 5 star hotels and per diam out the ass,

I do all of my fightin' well inside the shore,

Cable TV and cappuccinos, that's the way you fight a war!

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>>30960545

>>30960124
lucky motherfucker

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>>30960010
>stuck on a boat
Please, no.

ITT, people that don't know about the most based military band in existence.

>>30960038
I hope he had a flame-out and he didn't intentionally throttle back.
What's the splash at the end?

>>30960545
That carrier documentary I watched said they do.

>>30960137
Its amazing we won the war

>>30961363
What war? F-8's were primarily used during the Vietnam War, so...