>girl asks me to clean her gun for her >she comes over

i'm going to go out on a limb and say she doesn't really want her gun cleaned

>>30958921

Girls are fucking retarded.

Hope you kicked her out and told her not to come back without it.

>>30958921
Why not just tell her to go get it then? I mean if she didn't bring a gun there's no reason for her to be in your house so she can just fuck right off.

>Not saying "Oh no problem! Let's go get it, I'll drive...have you eaten yet? I haven't, let's go get food and a movie first."

Nigga you fucked up if you didn't take her hint and turn it into a date. She probably planned on putting out too.

>>30958921
So clean her other chamber if you know what I mean.

And it's entirely possible you don't based on your post.

>>30959032
why do you have to turn everything sexual anon
she said no, just leave it be.

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>>30958984
Yeah she was just like "oops"
I asked if she wanted to go grab it and she just played it off
She asked if we could go out back so I could give her some shooting tips or whatever
I just said I was low on .22lr
>mfw I wasn't
It was pretty awkward until she left, but fuck her for asking me to clean her gun for her just as a ploy for the chance to shoot my ammo.

>>30958921
you fucked up op

>>30958921
>>30959069
LOL

She wanted your dick you fuckin' sperg.

>>30959069
She wanted a date retard, get your barrel all wet

>>30959069
I take it you did not find her attractive, friendo

if you did, you just missed a chance to catch a nice gun loving grill and make a bunch of /k/ babbies to rule the world

but who knows. So OP, is she pretty?

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>>30959069

Every single person who has replied to OP has terminal stage-4 autism

>>30959098
>>30959093
>>30959092
>>30959077
>>30959049
>>30959032
I'm celibate and she knows that.

>>30959162
Why?

>>30959162
Being an autistic virgin is not the same as being celibate.

>>30959175
Girls are weird. The sex isn't worth dealing with them. I find enough sexual gratification in shooting.

>>30959162
Why would you turn down a good fug?Are you retarded?Are you a monk?Are you one of those dumbasses that gets crosses tattooed all over him and acts like he 100% follows Gods word?

>>30959196
>I don't want to have sex because I can't get a girl to have sex with me so I turned down the one girl who wanted to have sex with me
What in the fucking fuck mate?

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>this entire thread

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>>30959213
2nd this,

What the fuck is wrong with you OP? :)

>>30959196
Are you actually autistic?

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>All the people in this thread who'll take dirty slut cunt over a cleaning a gun
You did the right thing OP, no gun = no fun

>>30959240
No I'm probably the most normal person I know. Just got bored of sex.

>>30959162
Amen to the god of lead.
Blessed be thy brass, Anon.

>lol OP must be autistic
>what's a joke

>>30959249
Murder/k/ube be with you

>>30959248
I can understand getting tired of hookups and just purely sex, but have you ever wanted a relationship?

>>30959265
8. They all cheated on me so I turned into a huge manwhore and alcoholic when I was 20. I finally fixed myself and don't plan on getting back into the same bad habits. Plus when you date model tier women you kind of peak and you get ridiculously high standards.

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>>30958921
this is the most autistic thread ive seen in a while

I can't feel the beat so I beat my meat.

>>30959248
i hear you bro, i'm getting that way too sadly

>>30959162
lol fag

>>30958921
Turns out she will clean your gun if you catch my drift

>>30959196
Try fucking dudes. It might be more up to your standards

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This thread is fucking great

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>>30959733
Wrong image

>>30959162
kill yourself christfag

>all these people complaining about autism instead of embracing it
I want new /k/ to leave.

>>30959996
So close
>>30959999

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>>30958921
Maybe she wants to clean your gun instead.

>>30960266
RIP in piece. Can't believe she died in the coup.

>>30960297
Nothing of value was lost, pixel worshipping nigger

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>>30959162
>girl wants to fuck /k/ommando so she ask him for a "date"
>/k/ommando is KV
>girl ask him for help to "clean her gun"
>girl doesent bring gun
>/k/V is pissed she forgot gun
>/k/V pretends to be celibate
>shitposts on /r9k/ later that chad gets all pussy

WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA

>>30959196
>Dont want women
>Sexual gratification in shooting
You are perfect material to become the a Murder cube priest.

>>30959162
Stay safe anon. Roasties become more aggressive the more secure in your stance you are

>>30959291
If you had 8 women cheat on you before you hit age 20, newsflash they were just horny teenage sluts. Grow the fuck up and stop being a melodramatic cunt. Celibates are just sexual emos.

>>30960372
That's the plan. Blessed be the alter of shooties.
>>30960469
Thank you brother anon

>>30958921
She wants you to fuck her, you stupid faggot.

>>30960508
Oh fuck off. I'm happy and stress free now. The hell are you to tell me how to live my life.

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>>30959291
Fuck. I'm 19 and got the same exact story, will we ever be happy/normal again? I just fuck girls and never grow attached and they all call me an asshole for it

>>30960324
>No Mark "Vietnam fucking shits," Walhberg
7/10

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>>30959774

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>>30960561
>girl

>>30960561
Become celibate anon. The only urges you need to fulfill are those of collecting gats and their food. Follow in the murder/k/ubes path and it shall not lead you astray

>>30960591
She was born with a vagina...

>>30958921
>girl asks me to clean her gun for her
she know yer beta as fuck anon, has she asked you to help her move into her new bfs apartment yet?

>>30960647
kek

wew, you know shit like this actually happens too

"anon can you fix my computer? you're really good at that stuff heehee"

thanks for doing it for free hehe now i can skype my bf and look at his big cock hehe can you make the screen bigger so i can see the cock better? thanks anon

Are you the same guy from the "my hot Milf Boss wanted to go shooting and came in a summer dress, I could touch her boobs and she leant in for a kiss but it wasn't anything sexual I swear guys - ps I have mild autism"-Baitthread?

>>30960689
No but I do remember that thread

>>30960643
>she

>>30960324
I know this isn't real but I'm sort of glad he didn't. Passing down his autism to a new generation would suck, instead of strong chad kids being born and becoming a good addition to the world.

People with autism or that birth autistic/defect children shouldn't have kids. Maybe it should be a public shame, sort of like someone who has a history of sexual assault.

>>30958921

She was probably trying to find out how many fully automatic assault AR47 baby killers you have to report you to the media.

I hope you kicked her in the front butt, yanked on her udders and ran away while slamming the door on her face.

>>30959121
This board is so easy

>>30961361
like ur mom

>>30960561
why do you let livestock onto your bed?

>>30959265
>I understand getting tired of hooking up and casual sex

No, the sex is the best part. Relationships just cost a ton of time and money and result in a lot of frustration. I'd rather just have sex with random women, have all of my money, and use all of my free time doing what I want instead of being nagged to do shit that she wants to do.

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>>30962182
I genuinely like my lady a lot but damn if you aren't right and damn if that doesn't sound objectively better. (Or maybe i just have the wrong lady)

>>30959291
Sounds like it's time to transition, my friend. Becoming the girl is the only solution

>>30958984
Oh, she definitely wanted a ram rod shoved down her bore.

Just not a .22 rod for her .50 bmg

>>30959069
You can't be this retarded
Can you ?

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>>30959069

let me get this straight.

A girl asks a favor, and then it turns out she wants to shoot with you, and you said no?

And it wasn't .50BMG, or .300 win-mag, or even .30-30. It was a $0.06/ round .22lr.

You should start building up resistance to bullets immediately starting with birdshot to your manhood, or more accurately your specific unfortunate excuse for such.

>>30959440
>THOSE ARE MY INTERNET POINTS NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30962158
I don't get it? Are you calling her fat or something? Because shes like 5'6 and weighs like 97 pounds or some shit

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>>30958921
Time for her to clean your gun.

>>30959032
virgin detected. she's already at your place why would you waste the time to go out and woo her when she's ready for business and delivered to your door?

>>30962260
Where the fuck do you get 7.5x55 ammo at????

>>30958921
date her

>>30965027
this

>>30958921
t

>>30964327
I order mine from sportsmans guide. Fucking privi, but still better than nothing. Every time I see GP-11 come up I don't have any money. At least it's easy to reload.

>>30966386
Thanks man. It's the only gun I have that I can never find ammo for

>>30959291
> 8 girlfriends
> Model tier
> Manwhore and alcoholic
> All before age 20
Yea, okay...

>>30960643
>born with a vagina...
Implying he/she/it still possesses said vagina

>>30958921
B8

>>30959181
Wewwwwww

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>>30958921
I feel you nigro.

Women can never just calm the fuck down and realise that I don't want to sex them straight up, and I don't nessassarily want to be "friends" either.
Shit's sideways with the world that you have caught so much hate for just minding your own business and keeping work and play seperate.

Women just add stress to life, same as overly close friends, and overbearing family. I just like being alone desu senpai, and like you, just had enough of the stresses that come with pussy.

Good on yah, I have been fitter, had more time and money to put into my hobbies, and ultimately happier in my last 18ish months of celibacy.
It's the better life.

>>30959162
Being a kissless virgin =/= being a priest

>>30967203
Being snide on the internet =/ being superior to anons

she wanted her dick sucked lol ur retard

>>30958921
>>30959069
>2016
>people falling for frogposting

>>30958921
>all this b8 getting 8 right up

Come on you guys

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>>30958921
Why didn't you ask her to clean your gun instead?

give her one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnoYOPg5GLQ

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>>30958921

>>30959162
BAIT
A
I
T

Meanwhile I am stuck in rejection city. Goddamn even a fag would probably turn me down right now.

Sometimes I wish I didnt break up with my last gf, but, goddamn she drove me crazy. Bitch had a fucking bell she would ring for service like Im a butler.

Im glad I boned her sister.