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The days of killing Fritz during the long Russian winter left Sasha longing for her soggy tennis ball and human.

>>30956173
>Around black cats
>Never relax.

>>30956173
After the artillary stopped, he just laid there staring into the distance, like he was looking a thousand miles away. What if he never knew who was a good boy, what if he was never asked if he wanted to go for a walk. He would come back a different dog. Obedience school is hell.

>>30956173
>Her mate dead, a victim of soviet k9 anti-tank infantry tactics, Sasha grips the only thing she has left to count on.

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>>30957377
You're trying too hard, if you're gonna be racist atleast be funny

>>30958874

/k/ humor is so cringe worthy

>>30956324
except Sasha is a boys name isnt it? natasha is grillz.

>>30958877
I laughed faggot.

>>30958877
Maybe you should go back to tumblr if you want a safe space.

>>30956173
Could you train a dog to shoot a modified gun safely?

How would it look like?

>>30956173
niggers

>>30958963
I think you are incorrect.

>>30956173
The only thing that drowned out the sound of the artillery was the haunting screams of the vacuum.

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Happiness is a warm puppy with a gun

>>30956173
Supplies running low we had resorted to using Ivan's weapons to try to hold Stalingrad

>>30956173
niggers killed me

>>30962390
I can't remember exactly, but Sasha is either a man's name or gender-neutral.

>>30956173
"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe..."

>>30964755
kek