>you go out drinking or partying or w/e >you come home

why he have to be tyrone? why not jeff or...oh cause he's a nigger stealing your tv...

>>30954168
Literally every gun owner knows that only blacks are capable of crime. This is common knowledge. Crime isn't a cultural problem, it's a NIGGER problem.

Bullet

>>30954153
I don't think whether or not we are willing to perform an extrajudicial summary execution isn't really weapon-related enough for this board.

>>>/pol/

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He goes to the dungeon.

>>30954168
Tyrone is white you rascist bigot

>>30954153
Toppest kek that's the police in my home town... Laval represent

>>30954153
No, my life wasn't in danger, I'm not going to jail over somebody else's insane racist revenge fantasy. Who gives a shit, he didn't get my stuff and I didn't have to pay to have brains cleaned out of my carpet.

>>30954168
only blacks do crime. are you new??

>>30954153
Still calling the cops tho

>>30954153

>be me, standing in front door after getting home from the range
>Mosin Monday
>see basketball American trying to take my TV
>kek audibly
>Tyrone hears me
>turns around
>sheeeeeeeeeit
>I block the only exit, there's no where for him to go
>load rounds, fix bayonet
>yell mighty soviet war cry
>URAH URAH URAH
>sprint forward
>joined by souls of millions of Soviet dead, all with Mosins
>massedbayonetcharge.jpg
>Tyrone is impaled in the chest by me, and in the soul by my Many Million Mosin Marauders
>call cops
>they arrive to find my house in flames with a small Soviet flag on Tyrone's corpse
>urah

I'd command him to get on the ground, then wait for the police.

Then I'd spend the next 6 months worrying about a retaliatory attack.

>>30954278
Tyrone probably told his friends his plan either way. Whether you domed him or not, when he doesn't respond to texts, you'll probably be drive-by'd.

>>30954179
t. cucked by a black man and is now bitter

>>30954487
>blacks don't cause all the crime
How's work at BLACKED.COM, dude?

>>30954168
>Assuming the name Tyrone and the adjective/noun Nigger means black

WOWWWWWW, fucking racist

>>30954153

I'd hold him at gun point, tell him to put down my TV and wait for the cops.

If he ran for it I wouldn't kill him over a TV.

If you couldn't catch and tackle a man who is carrying a full-size TV, you don't deserve that TV.

>>30954563
Good job on "kidnapping with a deadly weapon".

>>30954693
sorry you live in the US instead of Canada where we have "citizen's arrest" laws

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>>30954168
Why is water wet?

>>30954705
>we, a politcal group, have staged a protest!
not sure why i should be offended. do you hate freedom, anon? do you think people shouldn't have the right to assembly? do you think people shouldn't be allowed to [spoiler]scare the government[/spoiler]?

>inb5 no spoilers on /k/

>>30954668
>tackle the guy carrying your expensive ass full-size TV
>TV smashes into the ground and explodes into a pile of glass, plastic and electrical components
>"well at least I still deserve it right guise"

>>30954807
>then have the choice between detaining him until police come to process him, and just outright murdering him

protip: neither choice will bring your TV back

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>>30954487

>>30954807
>shoot the guy carrying your expensive ass full-size TV
>TV smashes into the ground and explodes into a pile of glass, plastic and electrical components
>"well at least I got to use my gun"

>>30954153
>Get home and find tyrone/local meth head stealing my tv
>mfw don't have ccw yet
>retrieve louisville slugger
>teachhimalesson.jpg

>Let's not turn this rape into a murder...