You're in the club when she comes up and slaps your gf's

If she's still got the gun with her, I prepare for a much more precise, neat version of Omar Mateen.

>>30942608
Slap hers back.

>>30942608
Awkwardly try to hide my boner and briefly fantasize about a threesome that I know isnt actually going to happen.

>China has more golds than us

>>30942608

tell jim to get a .357

Same thing I always do. Whip out my dick.

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>>30942735

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>>30942731
Nope, as of posting US has most gold's and most medals overall

>>30942810
In shooting, you nugget.

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>>30942826
There's more to life than shooting anon

Spill all my spaghetti and probably stutter alot

>>30942708
This
Then wonder who gf is. Last time I checked I didn't have one.

Tell her to lose the bitch and get with a real man(I know a guy that's perfect for the job)

>>30942848

Is there though?

>>30942900
thats what im told anyway. on a related note, the vietnamese are super happy they won a gold. hasnt happened in many years

>"You're 19, how did you get in here?"

>>30942608
Thank her for the high five and proceed to awkwardly hit on her until she decides to walk away.

>>30942848
Sure, but CHINA?

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>>30942608

>>30942810
>This is how he eats pussy.gif

my girl's bi so threesome

>>30943764
>inb4 the screen cap of the anon getting cucked by a lesbian

>>30942608
Laugh, and say that it looks like my gf made a new friend.
It's the best way to deal with wannabe alphas.

>>30943264
They have a long and storied history of lining dissidents against a wall and shooting.
Lotta practice.

>>30943264
>be Chinese
>be sorta good at something
>OHHRR YOU WAN ORYMPIC MEDORRRRRR???
>yeah that'd be cool

>get locked in a room and forced to practice 25/7 until olympic games

>>30942608
> Leave gf for being a push over
> Take her back with me to my place
> Talk about shooting, watch a movie
> Every so often look at each other and smile, both of us want to make a move but don't want to be too forward.
> Eventually lock lips, start making out.
> Take her to my room
> Take off her clothing and paint her green
> Bend her over and spank her like a disobedient avocado....

>>30942608
Take a step back and watch the carnage because my GF is a psycho saidist bitch.

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>>30942731
Stay classy China

>>30942608
Lesbian 3-way

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>>30942848

Throw a quarter and make my escape while she lines up a shot

>>30942608
Thrash my gf's ass, Virginia

>>30942608
be supprised and happy that i have a

that's one more then OP

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>>30942608
Wonder if I'm dreaming.
Also figure out who this gf of mine is, I've never heard of her.

Well she's not really my girlfriend, we just hang out and fuck so... I guess let her deal with it on her own?

>>30942608
Slap her ass, and then double team the gf

s s she thinks i have a gf!

>>30943333
Underrated post

>>30943264
Well they invented gun powder, I figure it is time for them to finally be halfway decent at using it right?

Scenario failed to execute. Missing parameter: "GF"

>>30942608
Im gonna need a larger photograph

>>30944943
/thread

>>30942608
Try to turn that twosome into a party

>threesome

>>30942608
slap my own ass right back at her angrily

>>30942608
I suggest we end the prelims and move to a final round shoot out.

>>30942608
My gf punches her in the face, and i look at the girl like "you kinda had that coming"

i'd hit

>>30942626
do a three sixty and walk 11 meters away

>>30942608
Draw, drop mag, clear chambered round and Mozambique drill. If under 4 seconds I fuck her ass. If over she fucks mine.
>I win either way.

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mmmm ;)

Get an erection.

>>30942608
Nothing but watch her rolling on the floor screaming after breaking her weak, never-felt-recoil wrist on my gf's ass.

>>30952925
>wins with airshit

you're probably right