>tfw after tons of shit jobs and fretting you finally get

>>30918249
Enjoy it, I hope you are at least being paid a living wage where you are.

>>30918249
>being proud of making minimum or slightly above minimum wage.

Jesus, at least TRY to strive for a better job.

Congratulations anon, that sounds fun.

>>30918249
You're going to be drained by idiots on the daily. I'm so sorry.
>source: I work retail now.

>>30918249
There's no quicker way to make you hate a hobby than turn it into a job, for 99% of people.

>>30918261
10 an hour
>>30918277
>mfw i make 35k a year just with my VA compensation and take other jobs for funs funds

Kay
>>30918333
>>30918355
I was a security guard before

>>30918409
Oh. Here's hoping your coworkers are great, the customers likely won't be.

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> that one anon that works at the getting place
> constant sexual harassment
> ask for help fitting slings, how to shoulder weapons
> "~do I look good in this flecktarn, anon?~"
> random moans come from within the store when anon runs patches
> handled weapons are 'well lubricated'
> trade in 'rifle', anon pulls the sock back to reveal 'bull barrel'

>>30918249
How long before OP mounts a fleshlight to one of the rental guns?

Enjoy your high lead levels.

>>30918249
Hello guard.

>>30919067
no joke i have to take a blood test

>>30918409
>VA comp
It all makes sense

>>30918409
>>30918249
Oi Guard, will you ever notify us /ak/ anons on any specific deals for ammo and raifus?

>>30919753
>>30919097
You fuckers. Anyway, yeah i suppose i could if I get wind of anything.

>>30918249
Drink lots of OJ my nigga.

>>30919800
Oh boy, I can't wait until guard's gun and anime shop opens!

>>30918249
Fellow FFLanon here. I've been doing this for a long time. You'll need a sense of humor, extroverted personality, autism control (don't get rid of it, just have a game face for when you hear the fucking most stupid shit you've ever heard), and just have fun. Pay is shit, but you'll learn a lot and be amungst friends.
Also, never alienate a legitimate customer. Ever. MLP and neckbeard trench coats are a bit of a pain, but their money and good reviews of the FFL are also everything.

>>30919969
>Gun and Anime Imporium
>No Body Pillows On The Range

>>30918249
Congratz /k/ommando. I hope i find such job for me one day

>>30919975
>You'll need a sense of humor, extroverted personality, autism control (don't get rid of it, just have a game face for when you hear the fucking most stupid shit you've ever heard), and just have fun. Pay is shit, but you'll learn a lot and be amungst friends.
ah the pay aint too bad after the training period, and its 4 days on 3 off which fits me just fine.
>>30920100
I literally walked in and asked, they dont usually advertise.

>>30919821
>Drink lots of OJ my nigga.
the hell does OJ do?

>>30920391
Get away with murder, much like your new employer does with ammo prices.

>>30919800
Well it was pretty obvious since you mentioned about it in the /ak/ thread and then made a thread here. The VA stuff and former security guard experience was the cream of the crop

>>30920391
Vitamin C allegedly helps your body absorb iron

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>>30920408
>The glove doesnt fit tho senpai

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>>30920416
>Well it was pretty obvious since you mentioned about it in the /ak/ thread and then made a thread here. The VA stuff and former security guard experience was the cream of the crop
How do you guys remember this shit. I cant even recall what I made for lunch today

>>30920442
Lets just say, once you post something here, it circulates and stay forever in desicated archive sites. Not to mention some of us have autistic levels of rememberig details perfectly. Then again, you did suffered two blows to the head which affected parts of your motor and what implies short term memory function

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>>30920493
>Then again, you did suffered two blows to the head which affected parts of your motor and what implies short term memory function

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>>30920546
So enjoy the wild ride that never ends! And if there's a qt raifu, god damn man, please, please, PLEASE, tell me and how many shekels it takes to get her.

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>>30918249
>working retail at a store where you have to help retards that are too retarded to shop online
>have to deal with potential retards that come in muzzlesweeping everyone with a loaded gun

Sounds like F-U-N

>>30920728
ah it aint too bad.

>>30920631
>And if there's a qt raifu, god damn man, please, please, PLEASE, tell me and how many shekels it takes to get her.
would you have her shipped to you or something?

Hey guard
If I order a shotgun from you, can you draw something on it?

>>30921543

... im afraid to ask, but what would be drawn?

>>30920793
you say that now but you're going to be praying for the times that a) there's no customers or b) you get the few good regular customers

if there's a surefire way to get someone to hate people it's working retail

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>>30918249
>Tfw I know That feel
Just got hired by a major chain for their hunting section

I have literally spent all week playing with compound bows, knives, and guns while shitposting IRL with customers about Hillary Cunton and AWB2: electric boogaloo.

They're also teaching me how to be a bow tech, as well as already giving me a professional level training course in FFL transactions, so after this job I can get a sales position at pretty much any gunshop instantly. And if I do UF for law school I'm going to haunt bear archery until they give me a job in their proshop in Gainesville.

Feels good man

Also dat 40% store brand discount 10% general merch and WEW 10% OVER WHOLESALE ON FIREARMS AFTER 90 DAYS

>>30918333
Sounds like you aren't fit for retail. Fleecing idiots out of money is the easiest thing in the world. I've become a de facto benchmade rep and sold so man $80 knife sharpening systems just by preying on the neuveo riche.

Product knowledge and confidence. Working a gun shop is literally monetizing your /k/ autism.

>>30921728
Whered you get hired on at anon?

>>30921759
>Opsec
But it rhymes with ass bro

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>>30921775
>rhymes with ass bro

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>>30921783
Choice quote of the week
>GM brings up sandy habbening and the great salt gun firesale
>I mention they're probably going to even clear out the crossbows come November pre election
>"They did buy all the crossbows in 2012"

Best job I ever had/10

>>30921641
Either a upotte girl (g3 or AR-10 would be nice) or Nala from the lion king having yowling sex with a park ranger.

Seeing as you used to draw Disney, I understand you'd prefer the latter.

>>30921823
You are in fudd land bro. Literally fudd haven

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>>30921837
>Seeing as you used to draw Disney, I understand you'd prefer the latter.

Knowing what you prefer, i'd draw a thick rigid dick for you to enjoy.

>>30918409
>not checking all those digits

>>30921864
Hey now Doug Wingers dead, don't besmirch his legacy.

>>30921917
Big ole dick. With high capacity balls and assault pubes. Just the sight of it causes liberal cunts to scream in terror

>>30921939
you forgot Furry

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>>30918277
hey man, if you're doing what you love, it doesn't matter too much what you do.

>>30921917
He is?

>>30921864
Is it attached to Nala from the lion King?

Because that sounds kinda hot

>>30921680
Hear you there
>worked retail and fast food(subway) for 3 years
>still get pissed when someone goes into a store and just stands in the way
>still wanna smash every customers phone that is yapping away while ordering
>wanna drop kick every moron that lets their kids trash a store because " oh they are just having fun"

>>30922087
>>still get pissed when someone goes into a store and just stands in the way

What

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>>30918249

Boy does that story sound familiar. Turn back now while you still have a chance. The young, naive anons here may find this hard to believe but the small dozen plus employee business are bigger kikes than most corporations.

Get whatever your state's licensing equivalent is for armed security. You'll be better off - hell is other people.

>>30922533
>Get whatever your state's licensing equivalent is for armed security. You'll be better off - hell is other people.

Theres where youre wrong. I WAS heavily armed and armored security and I was always stuck in the ghetto protecting houses and complexes. In a single week i had 4 active shooters in the distance and ricochets patter off the concrete. I'll take a job in an upscale indoor range than dindus having fiddyfo parties

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>>30922543

That sucks - I lucked out and landed my first gig working for a company with a Federal contract.

>>30922556
>5.56

But no, I had one good gig but after that it got hot and heavy in the safari district when the zulus got all riled. Had my fair share of dickwaving and posturing. Amazing what drawing a 92fs and racking it can do

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>>30922569
>Israeli carry

You're unfit to carry a gun might as less be an RSO.

>>30922543
What city were you in?

>>30922577
>He thinks I carried green status

Would just take note of where the round went or place my boot on it. First 4 rounds in the magazine were 124 grain fmj i didnt mind getting dirty. Sounds stupid but it worked and saved me paper work

>>30918695
Not long now

>>30921100
Yes.

>>30922087
>worked retail and fast food(subway) for 3 years
>still get pissed when someone goes into a store and just stands in the way
>still wanna smash every customers phone that is yapping away while ordering
>wanna drop kick every moron that lets their kids trash a store because " oh they are just having fun"
>tfw I feel the same way except replace retail and fast food with hardware stores, industrial supply stores, and construction
Are you me from a different dimension?
Are you me

>>30923090
I just may be...
Really though, retail was the worst set of jobs I have had so far. Even being a prison guard was more enjoyable, granted the dindu's always played the racism card when I put some one in 23 hour lock down.

>>30920442
Damn, that's a bad quality gif.

>>30921728
>40 percent store brand discount
>10 percent general merch

I smell Bass Pro

>>30921775
Yup
What's it like to be in disneyland-for-gun-people, Anon?

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>small update

THE STORE HAS A PUPPER

>>30924755
POST PICS

>>30924889
>>30924755
SECONDED
I WANT PUPPER PICS

>>30922478

>Worked as a jobstudent in Gamma (do-it-yourself-store)
>For 5 years every weekend and vacation I was in this rotten place
>Customers
>FUCKING CUSTOMERS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No for real, if you see someone spitting on the groundwhen you mopped that floor 5 minutes before... Something snaps. Stuff like this happens every single day when you work in a big shop.

>>30925060
>>30924889
i was on the way to do my blood test when i posted this. Will get pupper pics asap

>>30925118
>No for real, if you see someone spitting on the groundwhen you mopped that floor 5 minutes before

they just spit on the floor?

WHERE IS PUPPER

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>>30925380
>>30924755
POST PUPPER PICS FAGIT