Sup /k/ does this look real to you? Does the National guard actually

isnt that a non-usgi stock?

Well I work AF reserves as intel and I haven't heard of anything unusual at recent drill. While a man should always keep their powder dry, those posts sound like BS to me.

>>30906822
>Believing anything on /pol/
Fucking kek

>>30906822
Even if it IS a Guardsman with armory keys that doesn't mean he isn't trolling you.

>>30906822
your mom could be huge

>>30906822
>/pol/
>right about anything
Pick one

>>30906980
THIS. and more of THIS.

>>30906822
>im some random national guard dude
>I HAVE ACTIONABLE INTEL THAT,

if it's not a troll, it's someone who trolled him irl and he was dumb enough that he took the bait because /pol/ is retarded

i should know

[spoiler]i post there[/spoiler]

>>30906822

If you honestly think there's even a chance any of that is real then I'm genuinely surprised you're intelligent enough to know how to read it.

Ng soldiers are the ones that are way more likely to be kitted the fffffuuuck out unnecessarily during deployment as opposed to AD guys that have been there a while.

Storytime: bunch of guardsmen dismount a chopper that landed at the COB, kitted the fuck out for no real reason, 3 minutes later start hearing small arms fire from the sides of the valley, they start freaking out and returning fire at the side if this mountain that is like easily 1750-2000m out. Everyone else was just chillin desu. Some people's weapons were in their room, all AD. Goes to show you where the gauging of the situation is different yknow

>>30907020
/pol/ is right about everything you stupid fucking lolbertarian

Oldest trick in the book for exposing moles, let them expose themselves for you. Feed a various permutations of enticing (false) information to suspected leaks and watch which version of said information gets out. Whomever was fed the info that eventually got leaked is your mole. Simple as that.

>>30906822
Well that is a $24000 thermal scope on that rifle...its a bit outdated though. Probably a legit NG, story sounds BS to me. NG usually dont have a base, unless he is at Bragg.

>>30907020
>>30907028
>/pol/
>wrong
>ever
Can't wait for school to start

>>30906822
It is some tard trolling you or he is being trolled himself, where are the racks full of weapons?

>>30907108
>Can't wait for school to start
Why? So you can go back to playing with your little friends?

Those keys are for disk detainer locks, which are inherently a lot harder to break into than standard pin tumbler locks. Disk detainer locks are often used on higher security locks so it would make sense for this to be an armory key.

I don't know about NG and all that shit, so I came at it from an angle I knew.

>>30907075
This is probably it to be honest.

>>30907141
>implying school hasn't already started in some places

I swear, I'm almost certain some of my students post here. Not on /k/ necessarily, but definitely on 4chan.

>>30907075
This or a bored faggot trolling /pol/.

>>30907196
Most likely, seeing how 4chan isn't the nerdling webzone it was a couple years back.

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pol has over 21,000 threads per week, only a fool would believe them all, but only a bigger fool would discredit them all

>>30907147
>>30907203
You guys ever wonder where all those USMC marked surplus KAC micros come from? You ever wonder how the military catch the armory guys telling their buddies where to look for a case of BUIS that "fell off the truck"?

>>30907378
>no reliable way to distinguish good information from bad information
>discard all the information and look for a more consistent source

I see nothing wrong with this.

>>30906822
That type of information would be TS-SCI at least.
You think they would just brief a fucking NG armorer on that shit?
Why, for shits and giggles?
Use your brain anon.
Even if all that was true, and they needed to brief some type of plan for it, they would absolutely never give them those kinds of details.

>>30907521
whats ts-sci?

>>30907521
This. As someone who works in a position that would be 'in the know' in OP's fantasy, I can assure you that this is an utter fabrication.

bait
National Guardsmen don't get to know shit.
"actionable intel", fucking lol, Nasty Girls don't even get told what the fuck is happening at the moment they're doing shit, let alone months into the future

>>30909530
also, there's no way in hell those are actual NG weapons.
>camo
>magpul
>old style handguard
>random NVS
>civilian gas mask canister on the edge of the timestamp pic

Fucking hell /pol/ is stupid

>>30907052
Spot on re equipment being retarded for guard. We damn near doubled our m4's weight with every attachment, threw acogs on the saws (not m4) and made damn sure to wear every bit of armor at all times. As to reactions.... well honestly it came down to leadership. My unit was largely prior deployed with new officers and was good for guard (just was the brass bitch) the ad unit with non deployed nco's and new privates was a shitshow

>>30907090
Fort Indian town gap but yes straight guard bases are more uncommon

>>30909559
Truth but last two years was heavy civil disturbance training so who the fuck knows

>>30909602

That's not a civvie gas mask canister, that's an M40

Someone's been playing MOPP IV Basketball

>>30906860

Post the full code not the cropped one, I want to try figuring it out

real guardsman

fake info

>>30907075
No shit. Guy is stupid. Now he cant be trusted with real intel. If he didn't just buy the cabinet ay an auction somewhere, retards.

>>30906822
Sounds like Bullshit trolling
Except the voter fraud part but w/e

>>30909386
Top secret- special compartmentalized information
Or something like that. Basically toppest secret.

Looks legit to me.

>>30906822
just some notes, dont mind me

>widespread electronic voting fraud
Wow, thats new
>US will into civil war
Yeah, right. Like anyone would care.
>rus "advisors" for insurgency
Wow, news. Like in literally every other combat zone in the last 70 years, some larger power has "advisors" in there.
>one of the candidates funded this
Seems legit. I'd just rather use that money into my campaign, but thats just me...
>units are assigned russian interpreters
for one, I'd be surprised they wouldn't have some in the first place - that'd have just been common sense.
Secondly, what would they need russian interpreters for? You'd assume the sooper leet speznaz undercover operators, sorry, I mean, "advisors", would already speak enough english to, you know, advise the local insurgency like they are supposed to?
>whole unit grounded and vanished
hahaha. just how many men are we talking about here? now add up the logistics to "vanish" those men, the bodies to get rid of, the stories to tell the family members... all of which would have to be done by other men "vanishing" their "brothers in arms"... lolno, not happening.
also, why would you tell the unit in advance that "if you talk about this we will kill you all", wtf
>restaurant wifi, private laptop
yea right like thats not getting tracked right the second he posts, jesus fuck the tech incompetence of some people.
>the issued laptops have a (local) web filter, but the (on base) restaurant wifi does not have a (global) filter
that is not how web filtering works. like, not at all
>google is "in" on the conspiracy
but of course it is
>mraps being refitted
being refitted with what, exactly? and, as opposed to what exactly was fitted on them before?
dunno about you, but some big ass grenade launcher (does that even need refitting for tear gas canisters) or an M2 on an ugly ass mrap thats facing me down the street already to pacifies me
>the un paint is a shrink wrap. but the mraps are being repainted anyway
totally makes sense

>>30916884

every laptop in my unit has a control number, and taking one out from the secure area requires at minimum a hand receipt and a locked travel container.

plus 4chan's in the standard webfilter.

>>30906947
That's because you're AF Reserve. Believe me, you'll be the last to know.

>>30906822
>a national gaurd reservists armory pog
gee i cant think of another post with more down time to think up stories.

>>30916960
the point is that while you can have filtering on the local machine (and you probably have) its much easier and also much more secure to have all networks on the base connect to the outside net via one or very few gateways, and that would be the place to have the filtering occur

brb drawing

>>30907002
for you

>>30906822
>muh NG martial law
Highly highly highly unlikely.
>voter fraud
Very very very plausible.
Standard troll bull shit. Post something ridiculous and something plausible to cause people to think the unlikely is more possible.

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>>30916996
>>30916960

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>>30906822
>origin of the term "in the white"
"In the white" refers to mechanical components being delivered without coating (anodizing, lacquer, etc) for final treating and assembly at a different location.

These trolls suck shit; they don't even keep the lore straight.

>>30909386
Tippy top secret

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>>30917062

>>30917115
top kek

In my defense, its 0030 over here, I've been up for like 18+ hours, and was in a hurry - it'd be marginally better otherwise.
Also, my students usually get used to it after a week or two...

>>30917253
It's okay senpai, mines like that normally and it's a 50/50 whether people can read it.

>>30916884
>>the issued laptops have a (local) web filter, but the (on base) restaurant wifi does not have a (global) filter
>that is not how web filtering works. like, not at all

he said he wasn't using an issued laptop you fucking autist

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Every armory I've ever laid eyes upon used Medeco locks. This is what the keys look like:

>>30917304
You're looking right at it, yet you miss the point... and maybe a bit of sarcasm, my bad.

Look at >>30917062, even if you use your own laptop, the restaurant's wifi on base is with utter certainty routed through some sort of firewall/gateway with filter/... and thus being filtered and/or monitored.

>>30911483
PA Guard. Who you with?

>>30917347
I'm the lock guy from >>30907147 and I can tell you that Medeco locks are also pretty high security, so this guy probably isn't lying.

Also the way those pins are arranged looks like it would be fun/a fucker to pick.

>>30917347
>do not dux
>dux
wtf? is that a word?

>>30917417
Looks like "dub" to me.

>>30907462
>I can't into reading comprehension: the post

>>30917424
>do not dur

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>>30917394

Yeah, you not only have to lift the pins to the sheer line but also rotate them until the notches align with the fingers on the sidebar.

>>30917417
>>30917424
>>30917432

"do not dup."

>>30917304
What anon is trying to say is that the web traffic ultimately is leaving through the same point allowing them to monitor all outgoing/incoming traffic.

>>30917417
>>30917424
It says dup with an abbreviation period you shits.

"DO NOT DUP." [LICATE]

>>30917417

Do not Dup.
Do not duplicate.

>>30917424
>>30917432

it clearly says "do not dead open inside"

>>30917417
>>30917424
>>30917432

It says DO NOT DUP. Meaning don't duplicate this key and have copies made. Pretty standard for restricted access keys.

>>30917437
Shit I completely forgot about that. It's been too long since I've done some actual picking.

I bet the asshole responsible for this larp is watching it devolve into people deciphering words on keys and laughing so loud he scared his cat.

>>30913618
/pol/ already cracked it.

I just lost

>>30907002
damn mah nigga you got roasted

>>30917483

LINK PLS

>>30906822
>actionable intel about upcoming voter fraud
Well how else is Trump going to win?

>>30917477
>post just at the character limit pointing out tons of flaws and inconsistencies in OPs story
>2 replies, both of which due to lack of technical understanding

>can't read one damn letter on blurry as fuck pic
>5 replies as of now

>>30917304

Not anon you're replying to, but wouldn't it make more sense to have redundant filters? One on the laptop, one on the net access. The one on the laptop would be stricter so people only fuck around in their own computers, but overall you don't want some asshole with a cellphone uploading base pictures on fb

>>30916884
>hahaha. just how many men are we talking about here? now add up the logistics to "vanish" those men, the bodies to get rid of, the stories to tell the family members
"training accident"

>>30917394
I'm not saying it's not possible, but the walmart I worked at a few years ago had a few of those kinds of locks too (on the cash and server rooms)

Having a key to a high grade lock doesn't automatically mean you are guarding an armory.

>>30917347

Th-thats's just a regular goddamn key

What do you freedomlandians lock your doors with? A stick?

>>30917566
>implying the US doesn't shit themselves every time more than 2 people get killed in a training accident

Just accept that you don't know shit about the military, or the world in general, and try and learn something instead of running your yap.

>>30917585
>Having a key to a high grade lock doesn't automatically mean you are guarding an armory.
I have combinations to get into classified rooms and filing cabinets at work, doesn't mean i'm not trolling you 24/7

>>30917347
lmao the rooms at nelles block are more secure than that shit

>>30917597
read>>30917394

>>30906822
Not real armory keys. Real keys are solid brass

>>30917585
I know man, but if you consider the fact that the average person who trolls doesn't have a high security lock with a key to access it.

>>30917555
thats what the anon he replied to meant
setting up a "secure" filter locally on the laptop is actually fairly difficult - or rather, if the filter is on the machine that you have hardware access to, you can get rid of it fairly easily

>>30917597
no its not
the zigzag part of the key is not perpendicular to the insertion direction
thus the pins turn slightly when the key is inserted
they cant move up (unlocking the lock) if they are not rotated correctly

>>30917437
>you not only have to lift the pins to the sheer line but also rotate them until the notches align with the fingers on the sidebar.

>>30917628
>Real keys are solid brass
t. someone who has never owned any key in his entire life trying to disprove a troll on the basis of key material and not on the subject matter itself being absolutely insane

why would the national guard have "actionable intel" about voting fraud or anything following from it

>americans lock their guns up with physical keys
lmao what the fuck up here in canada we use key cards usually, and armories are all wired to NDHQ so they automatically call the relevant local cops when you try to get into a gun safe and fail

>>30916884
I had no idea /k/ could sound like a condescending 14 year old girl. Neat.

>>30917566
>yeah lets just get rid of whole platoons of men in "training accidents" :^)

meanwhile, in the real world, they don't even use "fake" pyro (simulation grenades/arty strikes, paraflares, etc) when it's hot enough to have a risk of forest fire and don't give soldiers guns or ammo unless they're either stepping onto a range for practice or into potential combat for realsies
are all americans as stupid as OP?

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>>30917658
Thats fucked up man...

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>>30917674
Thanks I guess

>>30917658
>key cards
have fun not being able to get to your guns after a nuke's EMP

>>30917347
not the Army. I was a armorer for a Inf company for 14 months, every rack and locker in the arms room was secured with a 5200 series lock.

>>30917648
I'm an armorer on a ship so I'd know more about it than you ya dip. Armory keys have to be spark resistant, which those pictured are not. It's not as if just because the branch is different that the keys can be different, it's a matter of explosive safety. Ignoring the obviously bullshit claims, this is a simple way to disprove the whole thing

>>30917643

Ooh damn I'm blind. Hadn't noticed the teeth of the key are angled. Thanks anon

>>30917674

You should see us actually talking guns then

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>>30917711
at least the terrorists don't have our guns

>>30917735
locks and keys are just normal (hardened) steel, because steel won't magically start fires as soon as it touches something like itself. if it did, ammo wouldn't be put into steel boxes for storage, and steel cases wouldn't exist. guns would also not be made out of steel. nothing involving firearms would be made out of steel, really.

>>30917722

The lockers are secured with 5200's. The Arms room itself is secured with a mortise cylinder lock and an S&G 831 or 833 padlock.

>>30917790
>nothing involving firearms would be made out of steel, really.
But they aren't. Are you stupid?

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>>30917790
>terrorists
>in canada
why, to steal maple trees?

>blow up quebec
and nothing of value was lost

lived in BC, could you tell?

>>30917735

Those keys aren't steel mate, they're nickel-plated brass. You're not gonna make any sparks with them.

>>30917784
would love to see some examples

>>30917790
Holy shit you're actually fucking retarded. This is why I should never bother trying to argue with tards on 4chan

>>30917833
>lived in BC, could you tell?
that you're a tremendous faggot? Yeah.

How's the Dirty C? Are handlebars still popular over there? [spoiler]pls respond[/spoiler]

>>30917839
>You're not gonna make any sparks with them.
>put a steel key into a steel lock
>it instantly bursts into flame
>the magazine explodes soon after
find me literally one case of this ever happening

>>30907108
According to /pol/, a super virus was supposed to depopulate most of Europe starting in January (some faggot posted a bunch of riddles about it) and the global economy was supposed to melt down late May-early June.

>take my steel AR15 and slide a steel mag into it
>it instantly explodes in my hands

s-shit. i guess thats why they make glocks out of plastic

>>30917857
>realizing just now that u is one of them
toppest of kekest

>>30917863
>How's the Dirty C? Are handlebars still popular over there?
the who in the what now?
[spoiler]haven't been on your side of the big pond in the last what, 7 years?[/spoiler]

>arrive home after a long day of work
>slide key into the lock
>it's a shitty cracker box apartment so the lock is sticky and needs a jigglin
>jiggle dat shit like it's my fat belly
>smell something off
>oh no
>it's ozone
>a spark has been created
>before I know it, the whole building is aflame
>i'm sobbing in a corner, flesh melting off my bones as I wildly spray with the not-handy-enough attack hose mounted on every floor
>my family receives a report once the dust settles
>"anon created a spark through steel-on-steel contact, destroying the building in seconds"

>>30917910
the dirty c is a groce-ass strip club in victoria and for some reason for the past couple years, p much everyone below Master Seaman in the RCN has decided to get a similarly groce-ass handlebar mustache

>>30917878
Hell according to them the global economy was supposed to implode last September according to Jewish calendar conspiracies.

>>30917891
>>30917881
>>30917863
Maximum damage control mode. Why don't you take a moment to Google how steel can spark and what AR15s are actually made of. Then never post here again

>>30917863

To my knowledge it's never happened and I never implied it did. I suppose you could use a steel key as a striker with a bit of flint though.

>innawoods with a buddy because car broke down
>night is falling and it's getting cold and AAA won't be there for whole minutes
>he suggests we start a fire, but he also admits he doesnt know how
>"i got u senpai"
>i take my trusty Cold Steel™ knife and strike it against my steel Naruto™ Hokage© Headband®
>unfortunately, my hubris was unchecked
>the small campfire I intended to make is now a blazing wildfire
>it consumes the entire forest around us
>we just barely make it back to our car
>in the time it took us, though, both AAA and emergency services arrive
>they detain us and call for park services
>National Park Service officers soon descend upon us and execute us where we kneel
>my dying breath is smoke, and my last sight is the unholy blaze only steel-on-steel contact can make

did you know its possible to post on /k/ as a ghost?

>>30906980
>unironically browsing /po/ in the first place

kek

>>30917916
good enough

>>30917863
We have to take our belts off before entering a magazine. Just because something sounds stupid and highly improbable doesn't mean you can just disregard safety. The rules exist for a reason

>>30917820

What is reading comprehension

>>30917979
/po/ is the most charming board ever. if you hate /po/ you're a monster.

/pol/, on the other hand, is a containment board whose walls are constantly breached like Trump's hypothetical wall

>>30917984
I read that as
>We have to take our belts of before inserting a magazine [into a gun, presumably].

>always wanted to be like Jaws growing up
>the bond henchman, not the shark
>have a root canal one day because of depression leading to self-neglect leading to tooth decay
>have a steel tooth implanted over the pulpectomy instead of a ceramic one so I can be more like my hero Jaws

>many years later, happy because of my rad metal tooth, am taking care of my teeth
>go to the dentist for a routine checkup and deep cleaning
>it's a new dentist because my old one died in a metal fire involving a helicopter landing on a metal deck
>my dentist absent-mindledly reaches for his metal pick while inspecting my teeth
>oh no
>it's steel
>i have a steel tooth


>next thing i know, my hair is on fire

>>30918006
>>30917978
>>30917916


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrMawW5J6NU

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>>30917996
Same, honestly. It's about as silly as not having certain kinds of metal because OH NO SPARKS and us using fancy metal belt buckles here instead of that plastic toggle shit

>americans think this happens every time steel touches steel

>>30917996
The fact that you don't even realize there may be something called a magazine that is not the 30 rounder you assblast yourself with nightly shows that you don't have the experience to comment

>>30917881
>>30917916
>>30917978
>>30917881
>>30917863

>locks and keys are just normal (hardened) steel, because steel won't magically start fires as soon as it touches something like itself

Lrn2english

>>30917881
>Slide my steel mag into my steel ak
>Enemies plastic ar15 melts

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In my hands I hold a weapon that can create so much fire I can hear Vietnam shitting itself from here.

>>30917979
It's good for a laugh, and not necessarily at their expense. They've been getting increasingly unbearable though.

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>>30918022
>move into my new apartment
>didn't inspect the light switches
>the bands forming the leaf springs that contact eachother are steel

>888 amps running through touching steel

my house literally exploded the first time i turned on the lights and now i have to live innawoods surving on meat i hunt with a tavor and disposable biodegradable magazines and polymer casings because its the only gun that doesn`t produce spark

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>>30917881
>steel AR15
>steel mag

HK does technically make steel mags but they are stupidly priced so no one actually owns one.
Let me know where I can find a steel lower though that sounds pretty dank.
/pol/ you know nothing about anything and all of you sound like underage angstbuckets.
Please fuck off and stay fucked off.

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Guys all this talk of steel-on-steel contact is really spooking me. My FAMAS can only chamber steel cased rounds or else it'll jam, since brass ones just get squished by the strong springs.

w-will I be alright? Should I have gotten a 10mm MP5 instead?

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>>30917517
this

also he's the one who's butt buddies with Putin

this is basically the only thing that makes this even remotely credible coming from /pol/ because generally they'd make Hillary out to be the monster and those fuckers are even more credulous than /k/

>>30917878
not that anon, chickenbut, besides having an overall accuracy percentage in the low teens, nostradamus was often months/years off in predictions. moral: does not pay to hold breath

>>30917516
THIS ^^^
cannot into /pol/ as of yet, recharging filters cos: /k/rud is three full time jobs plus pizza delivery gig (much too much pains)

>>30918045

So you have a great life

>>30918070

Sorry anon u gonna explode

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>>30918075
i will never know joy ever again knowing that this is all life has to offer

it`s like findally beating your favorite video game

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>>30907020
They sure have a good track record.

>make myself a great meal innawoods on a camping trip
>cant wait to dig in, eating right out of my mess kit pan
>but wait
>i accidentally used the non-teflon coated side to cook in and eat out of
>my eating utensils are made out of high electricity steel
>instead of eating off a pristine smooth teflon pan with my glorious steel utensils, my plate just burst into flames

And that's how I burnt my first pigeon breast.

>>30918100
Technically speaking, aren't the UK still in the EU since they haven't invoked Article 50 since that is the official thing for leaving the EU.

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>>30918121
>teflon pan
>steel utensils

>>30918054
>"AR15s arent steel" is the problem and not "a steel gun will explode if you insert a steel mag" is not

d-do you actually think steel firearms would explode if loaded with steel magazines/steel-cased cartridges

>>30918121
>teflon pan
>steel utensils
look man memes are one thing but you need to tone that shit down

>>30906844
>that optic
I'm fairly sure the military wouldn't waste money on an optic that records video

https://www.atncorp.com/x-sight-night-vision-rifle-scope-3-12x

>>30917942
not in mode of controlling damage to maximum, but thx for affirmation of my proof >>30917891

continues pls, much enjoyment to witness retard royale spectacle

>>30918176
No, you dipshit, nobody ever implied that. I said magazine keys have to be spark proof. Because high explosives, not because your fucking civilian rifle and civilian ammo might explode if it comes near steel. Strawman harder

>onna ship
>someone dropped the keys to the mag overboard
>well, time to cut that fucker off then and replace it
>me and the other engineers get amped up to angle grind something for the first time in days
>its ok because it's ceramic and binders so no sparks
>suddenly, some fresh-faced E1 runs up to the mag with a hacksaw
>"DUDE NO--"
>he starts cutting excitedly
>the entire door bursts into flames basically immediately
>DCS alarms flare up all over the bridge because fucking magazine fire
>survival stations is piped

>>30918130
yea
but, last thing I heard, they were working on just that
thing is, noone's ever done that before, so they kinda don't know how to

>>30918130
Im not sure how it works. They're being treated as gone, they weren't even invited to the security meetings.

I spent a whole day following the threads that popped up after this & I finally tried a thing.

Just lost.

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>30918295
You can think it's funny all you want, I'm just telling you, regulations dictate that our armory keys must be spark proof. I never once said inserting a non brass key into a non brass lock would suddenly explode the whole magazine

>in the sandbox with my boys
>detached armored recon
>driving along the highway, low risk area
>there's a car up ahead
>we stop, some other guys trailing get out and inspect it
>it's completely clean, just a fucked up Toyota truck
>tank commander is wary of driving over it instead of calling EOD or at least a tow truck to drag it away
>"we are literally in a tank, what is the worst that can happen, actual other tanks can't throw down with us how could a Toyota truck we confirmed isn't secretly a bomb do anything"
>commander hemms and haws but we go forward
>run over the car
>it was a very old Toyota
>steel framed
>our treads are steel
>static electricity ignites all our fuel
>tank bursts into flame, we all barely get out but live thanks to new flame-retardant uniforms

And that's the story of the first and only M1 tank ever destroyed in... The Tar Sands of Canada. During a non-live fire exercise.

>>30917074
This.

It's some more of that shit posting to get people all spooped up.

>>30918311
and they're def boohoo over that as well

>>30918304
To be honest I've heard the exact opposite in that noone actually wants to do it and they are all pussying out, hence why so many people resigned. And as for May, fuck knows what she's doing. All I know is that she wanted the nuclear subs to be maintained/improved/whatever so that's good in my books.

>>30918328
wat

FAAAAAAARG!

/thread

>going to a /k/ meetup
>wearing trap furry cosplay because i can shoot guns whenever but i can get some dick RIGHT NOW
>there's lots of metal bits on my outfit because of the design
>getting chummy with a neckbeard with a sexy Rhodesian FAL
>but he's ex-military
>his dog tags end up flopping out and rubbing against my chainmail bra
>we don't notice the single cinder that formed and is smouldering on my fur
>before long, I am suddenly consumed in fire
>my rhodesian fal friend burns to death quickly, since he is wearing synthetic clothes like a dumbshit from the falklands
>i am able to throw off some of my fursuit and cosplay gear, but not all of it in time to avoid injury and not all of it was Nomex
>still sustain heavy injury
>while catching my breath, feel exactly one moment of peace before I remember where I threw the stuff off onto
>it was some empty ammo boxes from a shoot
>they too are now engulfed in a raging metal fire from steel-on-steel contact
>no one has a Class M extinguisher to put it out
We all just left. We still don't know what happened to that guy's farm. For all we know, it might be still on fire.

>inna vietnam
>see a vc pop out of the tall grass and mud with an rusty-ass AKM
>shoot him with full giggle
>he's wearing a steel cookie tray for armor and a steel pot helmet
>there's a copper jacket around my steel core ammo, so it'll be fine
>the bullets hit both his helmet and armor
>I was wrong
>he bursts into flames
>the tall grass is now on fire, and it's spreading towards the trees
>most of the forest is already on fire
>had to call off the napalm run for the day because we didn't need them
Steel on steel is some serious shit

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>>30918345
well that too.

The "vote out" campaigners didn't really expect to succeed, they (or at least the smarter ones) realize that its a dumb thing to do, they just pushed for it because it gave them media attention. Then the majority of the public was dumb enough to vote "out" and now noone knows what to do and how to do it, so they're all nopeing out.

Would you want to be known as the prime minister that willingly, knowingly led your country into insignificance?

The reason "Cop Killer" teflon-coated bullets were so deadly and feared wasn't the teflon. It was actually that they were steel-jacketed, and could react with many cheaply-made stamped steel police badges without reacting with steel firearms as the projectile travels down the bore. The teflon is mostly shorn off as it travels down the bore of a rifled barrel, and in hitting the badge, usually enough more is taken off that steel-on-steel contact to allow for sudden ignition. This is also why "What's your badge number?" and "Where's your badge?" are such trigger phrases to cops -- it's effectively threatening to light them on fire.

This is also why shotgun barrels are often chromed; the steel shot used in many jurisdictions for its lower toxicity than lead isn't allowed to interact with the shotgun itself, improving user safety. This doesn't stop californian wild fires from starting every year, however. Those wacky californians and their gun laws that JUST DON'T WORK!

>>30918410
To be honest I would launch the shit out of Article 50. I'd make it a huge point that I was "doing the peoples will" just to point out how fucking retarded the general public can be. If you vote for it, live with the consequences.

The funniest part though was when it was released that the most googled thing the day after the vote was "What is the EU"

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>>30918451
>This is also why "What's your badge number?" and "Where's your badge?" are such trigger phrases to cops -- it's effectively threatening to light them on fire.
That's some dark shit, man. I'll never look at cop shows the same way again.

>>30911504
With all these BLM fuckers starting shit around the country, that isn't very surprising. You never know when an incident like the ones in Ferguson and Baltimore will turn into the LA riots.

>>30906822

The optic is an incredibly expensive thermal optic.

However, that rifle doesn't have the standard Knight's Armory quad rail that is on every US M4, so it isn't an M4. Those weapons are not secured in anything remotely approaching autistic levels of security that the government mandates for weapons racks. That other rifle has a verboten paint job.

Those keys ARE almost certainly from a military member. From these bright silver locks you get issued (actually forced to buy technically) in Basic training. The locks come with four keys for some reason. Those locks however are not qualified for use in securing arms. There are turbo autistic rules for the locks you can use. It has to be a certain type of lock, only big square American locks, Pacific brand locks or Master brand locks will work and they have to be key retaining.

When we got our new building it had these NICE Abus pad locks, like a lock wet dream, probably 70-80 dollar locks. Boron carbide shackles, 6 pin tumblers. When you slid that key into those locks it was like finger-banging the spirit of German engineering. We failed an inspection and forced to use these nasty ass four pin Master locks we had from a previous deployment because they were key retaining and thus magical.

Conclusion: this person IS in the military. Those weapons are not military weapons but might be personal weapons. Don't know where he got the thermal sight. Those are not armorer's keys. Likillihhod of UN FEMA death squads=0.

Ex Nasty Girl here.

Those keys might go to the lockers, or equipment cage but the weapons vault key is not a standard key. Hard to describe it but it's four sided if that makes sense.

Also NG has been pushing more civ pacification training since Katrina flushed NO.

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>>30918451

>>30918394
That's actually why they're called firefights -- you trade lighting men on fire.

It's also why it's in vogue to not wear armor if you're deployed to afghanistan, both for our Good Guys and for ISIS. It's where the phrase "Stay Frosty" comes from, it actually snows in afghanistan so you want to stay slightly chilly as you run around fighting the good fight instead of having a steel cored or jacketed round hit one of your plates and set you alight.

>>30918451
I'll give you a 8/10 because you seem to have put effort into it and you got >>30918489 to respond.

this thread is delivering some hot new memes

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>>30918527
>Also NG has been pushing more civ pacification training
Makes sense, since it's literally the national guard's job

>t-t-the us government would never order a man to fire on us citizens!!
tell that to compton

>>30909530
>as someone who would be in the know
Inderdasting.
Gibe nuclear lunch code yeh :D?

>>30918517
But what is the likelihood of the FBI and ATF spreading steel dust around major metropolitan areas to create wildfires that they can then blame on Trump?

>>30911472
I can attest to this. My first deployment was in 06 AD and I didn't have shit for equipment. I was issued an M16 only as an MP. FFW to 09 deployment with NG an had an M4 with 68 and ACOG (left both in my locker and rolled out with irons) and an M9, not to mention range finders and other useless shit that collected dust for a year. The Guard has way too much useless crap, especially considering our "on paper" mission.

>>30917566
Literally every time more than one person dies in a training accident in the US it makes the national news, and you expect them to be able to disappear an entire fucking platoon that way without anyone noticing?

>>30907052
>>30911472
>the national guard has been deployed to hostile countries and been fired upon
finding this hard to believe considering it's the NATIONAL GUARD

Nasty Girl here. In the sandbox we always rolled out with red dots and ACOGs. We were feared in Bosnia too, since everyone thought that every NG Troop was a sniper because we all had scopes before scopes were cool.

Ever see "The Saviour"? Yeah. I bet you did.

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>>30918527
Did the keys look like pic related?

>>30918451
can't believe >>30918489
fell for the bait

>>30918632
i think i had those for my bike once

>>30906822
>telling some reserve unit armory grunt about the inner workings of a multinational conspiracy.

K. Sage thread, move on.

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>>30918638
cant believe >>30918638
is unable to recognize sarcasm

>>30917115
>>30917253
Fuck I thought I was the only nigga in America who still wrote in cursive

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>>30918451
>"What's your badge number?" and "Where's your badge?" are trigger phrases to cops -- it's effectively threatening to light them on fire.
really makes u think...

>>30918673
Hate to break it to you but I'm a britbong. Also that is cursive? Always thought it was some super fancy ass shit.

>>30918649
Wouldn't surprise me. They're meant to have a good size to security ratio. You could have a key the size of a standard 5 pin tumbler key that goes into a lock with about 14 pins.

>>30918744
>Also that is cursive?
i think non NA countries call it "script". the loop-de-loop letters that all flow into eachother, instead of block letters.

>>30918410
>The "vote out" campaigners didn't really expect to succeed
This.

The politicians who were all in favor of it are backing the fuck away as fast as they can because they only ever intended to use it as a talking point for the next election so they could use it to take power. The only one who's actually happy with things is the head of UKIP, which just goes to show you how fucking stupid he is, though part of it seems to be some personal grudge against the EU or something.

>Then the majority of the public was dumb enough to vote "out"
Also this. The number of people coming out and saying they just voted to leave out of ignorance or some sort of crazy protest vote is baffling.

That was that finally convinced me that Britain has fallen, too. That people were so stupid that they thought they could just vote to leave and not believe there was the slightest chance of it actually happening takes an astounding combination of ignorance and stupidity.

That's not even how a fucking protest vote works! When you want to do that you intentionally spoil your battle in such a way that it's recognizable as a 'protest' vote. They record that shit in Canada, I'd expect them to in the UK as well.

>>30918787

Farage noped the fuck out with the rest of them after the vote.

Are we seriously thinking any of those keys are "special"? They are fucking keys guys, you can go buy a bike lock with a disk detainer lock right now and get your very own "high security keys". Also I have keys for my job that are Medeco and say "do not dup." and I'm not military. Or police, or anything even remotely like that.

>>30918762
I was taught it since age 5 and it wasn't called anything, it was just "This is how you write properly". I actually remember us being taught to modify it slightly at about age 11 to be less connected. For example on the F I used to do full loops but then I was told to do them as I do now.

>>30918809
they are separate writing systems with separate names and your teachers were apparently just shit

>>30918787
>>30918806
God I hate Farage. I specifically remember one TV show thing he did where he was being interviewed and he essential asked a question, something along the lines of "What is your response to the economic experts who say this is a bad idea?". For his answer he basically said "Fuck the experts, what do they know? It's our time to fuck around with shit".

Yes, fuck the people who have spent years of their lives specifically learning shit like this, have conducted multiple studies on shit similar or related to this, have jobs dependant on them being right.

>>30918848
They were actually shit at their jobs, so you're probably right anon.

>>30918806
Yeah but he's still really happy about it. He was essentially bragging when he went to speak with the EU parliament afterward.

Hopefully I'm wrong about the English people being a bunch of idiots who are finally paying for centuries of inbreeding, and they remember which politicians led them into this mess when their next elections roll around.

Afterall the last Canadian election was as much people being against Harper as it was for Trudeau.

>>30918892
I can tell you that it was more of manipulating the older generation, the politically uneducated, and the Northerners (I am from the north side I know that shit all too well). The key things that they were attracted to were less immigrants, which would've barely changed anyway, and the whole "We send £350 million pound a day to the EU. Let's spend that on the NHS" which is deliberate misrepresentation of the truth.

>>30918410

>INSIGNIFICANCE! SRSLY?
>>30918467

>..live with the consequences
spotted the comic

Just how many generations from top5 powerhouse>insignificance do you surmise? verbosity+5 pls

ftfyANDfuuuuuuuuk globalization

as well the fugg the sum of ALL you statist shills pushing such a failed concept. HA there will be snowball fights in hell while we mire in the perpetual purgatory created by well-funded insistent retard puppets and there brainwashed herds more koolaid anyone

and dubblefukks for yyoouuss if ur americanos

keep enjoying your meaningless family trips to wallyworld, el tarjay and the home store to load up on needless imported garbage. Congrats

>>30918956
Can you try constructing a post that doesn't read like the thoughts of a Down Syndrome sufferer so I can actually respond to you.

>>30918599
You realize that the bulk of the forces during the occupation of Iraq that the US had were Guard and Reserve forces, right? FFS one Guard ID got extended to like a 20 month deployment.

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>>30918696
cops and words are made of steel?

>>30918787
>>30918806
>>30918858
>>30918892
>>30918948
I just cannot into... no lifeforce remaining
For final statement to be something something the efficacy of propaganda on nitwit masses who refuse to unplug magic box...

experts...
jobs are dependent...
studies...
protest vote...
talking points...
hate watshisface cos they says me to...
60M+ withs too much inbreeding...
I cannot innnnnnnnntttttt...
ttttooooooooooo...

hanging it up here plebs, carry on

>>30919178
I'd really like it if you took the time to read >>30918996

>>30919178
for you >>30918996 fukkity fukk

sumatter eh? not manipulating enough for you? Cannot you into trust if not spilling forth from the box you worship? Sokay, keep on with the koolaid then

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shit thread, fake and gay, quit bumping

>>30919270
To be honest we don't care about OP anymore, we're just discussing/debating other shit.

>>30917074
what anime is that image from?

>>30919524
I'm really worried about all that metal touching. I don't want your fur to catch on fire. 'w'

>>30919569
metal slug

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Not sure if it's OPSEC or what, but my Armory uses sargent and greenleaf model 951 locks, which are literally impossible to pick, no one has ever done it AFAIK.

>>30919587
thankie

Really curious how there is absolutely no information on the TPW laptops, period.

I have never seen one of them even once on active duty, I imagine they are used for Secret communications only or something like that, so only S-2 office rats would know anything about them, so it's no surprise they don't show up on ebay and shit, but I can only find like one actual result on the internet for them.

>>30918632
No. They were larger and much heavier. The vault key was bigger.

>>30919736
I have no clue then. I assumed it was what I posted since you said it had 4 sides. Whatever it was is probably specifically made and not on the consumer market.

Fun fact: there's a key for the English gold reserve vault (I think it's for that) that is 93cm long (1 yard).

>>30906822
>>30917979
I browse /pol/ lots and this guy keeps talking about them getting attacked and taken down by Hillary posters
They had like an influx in Hillshill threads because everyone was sperging out over the Shillary posters.
>A confirmed effective rousing/trolling method being used lots is an attack from guberment
I gotta call horse shit.

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heres the rest

THE ACTUAL MEDICAL RECORDS JUST GOT LEAKED BY NATIONAL GUARD ANON
>>>/pol/84672713
GET IN HERE
>>84672713
GET IN HERE
>>84672713

>>30906822
>>30922195
tldr bored nasty girl is shitposting on /pol/

>>30922220

this is advanced shitposting

>>30922232
Yeah, he's definitely putting effort into it. Least he's not posting bait threads for easy (You)s

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>>30919636

Not OPSEC, not impossible to pick either. for about 30 or 40 years the Medeco was considered nigh-unpickable, it's still not something just anybody can do but these days there's a fair number of people out there who can.

>>30917942
>what AR15s are actually made of
>he thinks AR-15 barrels are aluminum

>>30922376

they arent??

>>30922393

Once upon a time, for the military trials, AR-10 barrels were aluminum sleeved for the weight savings.

The barrel design was essentially a prototype and not finalized. Predictably, it blew up in trials.

AR-10 and AR-15 barrels are 100% steel, except for maybe some fancy boutique shit which are still just carbon fiber or aluminum around a steel liner.

>>30922393
why would they be?