Whats the best non firearm home defense weapon, and which iten

>>30802884
A shit covered dragon dildo in the 40inch range.

>>30802884
ew why'd you shit in the shower

>>30802884

Oh shit, you took that picture yesterday, post a more recent pic of that gato

>>30802884
post more pictures of cats

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>>30802884

>mouthwash in the shower

nigga what the fuck

Does a suicide vest count?

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>>30803094

flare gun.

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>>30803127

>asked for a more recent picture of the cat

>get a picture from two days prior to the last photo

r u dense

>>30803127
i better not see what i think i see, which way is your fucking toilet paper role positioned??

>>30803141
look at that cat

>>30803097
Bro you save time if you brush your teeth and mouthwash in the shower

>>30803145
Its positioned over not under

>>30803164

That doesn't sound pleasant at all

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>>30803156

Hell yeah

>>30802884
An ex-girlfriend

>>30803194
this is a pretty good cat

>>30803177
It's also wrong.
Assuming you take at least one minute to brush your teeth like a human being, that's 60 seconds of hot water just flowing down the drain.
Compare that to the 10 seconds of cold tapwater it takes to wet the brush and rinse.

>>30803319
t. African child

I'll have you guys know I let the water run on hot for at least ten minutes before I even get in the shower. I let the room fog up first, so that I can enter into a cloudy warmth blanket. I hope the condensation in the room fucks the paint and cabinets and shit up, I live in an apartment and want the company that owns this place to suffer. Whenever I get access to a garden hose, I always turn it on high and spray it around for an hour or so watering the concrete and such.

.t arizona resident