So /k/, my garden recently got infested by slugs. They come every

>>30800034
>fuck my shit up slugs
no garden = no problems

Cum on them.

>>30800034
Napalm

>>30800034
Fire, tannerite or urine

>>30800034
Stop being so sluggish and just kill them.

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>>30800048
This. Rig waterballoons filled with pesticide or just a saline solution to an RC drone and bomb them nam style.

You can even attach an airshit gun and BRRRRRT and barrel bomb them Syria style.

Get a shitload of Diatomaceous Earth and pour it in a complete perimeter around your garden. This is effectively razor sharp hell for bugs and slugs. For extra WWI style points set up tiny barbed wire fences and set out garden gnomes with tiny enfields and doughboy helmets.

No has said salt, its like a snail holocaust.

>>30800034
Breed with them and lead your half slug offspring on a campaign against your neighbors gardens

>>30800084
OP mentioned he was already using salt.

>>30800069
I actually went at them once with my lil bros airsoft AK. I picked up about 30 of them, placed them in a line and went full Chechen at them. But bombing them sounds fun

>>30800053
Would pissing on them actually work? I´ve read about killing them with amonia.

>>30800034
Slugs like beer, also it kills them.

>>30800115
Yes. You then get to say you've used your dick to defend your home.

>>30800034
Cum on one and post a picture

>>30800115
One way to find out

>>30800120
Maybe they aren't so different from us

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Ants

>>30800034
>beerocaust
Deport them to a bucket and dump beer on them.

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>>30800034
Combat them with slugs of your own.

Make slug suicide bombers who are set to detonate salt all over the enemy slugs.

Set up slug PsychOps to take away their will to fight

Slug artillery would be fine

Launch dead and diseased slugs over the slug lines to spread pestilence

Little slug horse archers to flank them and skirmish them

Little bit bigger slug Spearman to move in and crush the barbarian slugs under their superior slug war machine

Bomb those slugs back to the slug stone age

Have you tried small, elite slug groups to combat enemy slugs with unconventional slug tactics?

Oblique slug battle lines to overwelm them and make their slug lines quickly fall apart

I've heard that a group of Ashigaru slugs armed with the latest in namban slug arquebuses would be effective against a massive line of slug cavalry

In my reading I believe a bull, and horn slug warfare tactic would be useful in combating the enemy slugs. Be sure to reserve slugs in the slug loins for future combat and in case you need to reinforce your front line slugs

A few slug longbow men situated at the front of a long, muddy field will make quick work of the approaching slugs

A total encirclement of the slug occupied city will allow you to siege out the mentioned slug defenders

Your slugs should be able to utilize superior Korean slug cannons and knowledge of the waves to smash the slow, and short ranged slugs

Raw slug attrition combined with a complete blockade of the southern slugs land will allow you to come out on top in the great slug wars

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>>30800034
http://bugasalt.com/

>>30800158
include me in the reddit dot com slash r slash four chan screen cap please B^|

>>30800165
Now when you posted it, i realized i should have homemade pipe air rifle somewhere. I should try filling it with salt

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>>30800158
>not bomb them back to the shell age
/k/ I am severely disappoint.

>>30800034
Set some stale beer in a tuna can (or other short metal container). Wrap copper wire around the can, and connect it to an induction heater. Set the can on a pressure sensor, and set it so that once filled with drowning and poisoned slugs, the weight will activate the induction heating unit. then watch as the disgusting half-snails are boiled in poison.

>"Eat shit, you slimy motherfucker"

>>30800190
Inferior snail has no relation to master race slug

>>30800081
i'm digging this, where can one find miniature razor wire?

is this a bomb

>>30800147
Antman pls

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>>30800034
Imagine all the possibilities of the nonstop warfare !

>>30800034
You must ...Salt the earth

>>30800306
I bet tabletop gaming stores would have it.

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>>30800412
wait, cross that out. Have you considered using biological warfare?

>>30800034
Have you built a crematorium to dispose of slug bodies yet?

I have a story. The story of the Locust Genocide of 2006
>be me
>7th grade
>have orange tree. Love that orange tree
>then came to locust
>they cameby the the thousand
>the grass would jump out of your way as you walked across the yard, there were so many
>they ate my poor orange tree to death
>began systematically killing them every day
>nightly patrols of my property
>used a 4" fixed blade knife to behead them when I found them
>sometimes magdumped airsoft gun into the bushes, hundreds of locust would jump out; many with BB wounds tearing them apart
>reserved special punishment for locust found on my tree
>would capture them and pit them in a small box, which I would bury in the tree's pot so they could be with my previous tree forever
>would spray with starting fluid and light them on fire
>would force needles through their skull, slowly, pin them to the trunk of the tree
>eventually the bodies were so littered that my mom complained
>clearly I needed a disposal method
>took empty soda can and buried it except for door and a chimney I built from tinfoil
>would spray thoroughly with starting fluid
>could cremate half a dozen locust at a time
>cremated so many that the can eventually melted

Thinking back, it was a little extreme

>>30800418
but molded plastic not rusty steel right?

>>30800468
"a little extreme"

>>30800536
The diatomaceous earth is the "real" razor wire. The rest is aesthetics, as actual tiny reels of rusty steel wouldn't really harm slugs.

>molded plastic

Given how obsessive some of those tabletop gamers get, who even knows...

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>>30800468
capped

>>30800128
Did anyone end up doing this?

I know some idiot did the pennies in bleach one.

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>>30800907
Not sure. Heres another idea

>>30800000

>>30800034
Get some cheap birdshot. Empty the rounds. Put a slug inside. fill with wax.

Make slugs with slugs.

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>>30800128
they will feel it.mp3

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>>30800055
[Crowd moans]

>>30800034

Copper plating around your beets. They won't cross it. No gooks inside the wire anymore.

>>30801122

>>30799999

>>30801153
this.

>>30800034
Start a nihilistic cult in your house and make your followers patrol the garden by candlelight killing slugs individually by hand.

You know anyone named Robert Paulson, btw?

nuke them from orbit. only way to be sure.

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>>30800034
Use a PTRD.

>>30800155
Well you can just place the beer in a slightly raised dish or pan or bowl anything that has slippery sides and add beer to the dish slugs get drunk drown in slug ale. Sell the ale to hipsters profit.

Put bowels of shit beer around your garden, & you will wake to find bowels of dead slugs.

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>>30802575
>bowels of shit beer
>literally just large intestines full of natty light

>>30802162
God damn, I bet they'd buy it too

>>30800468
it was clearly the only solution
You did nothing wrong

>>30800034
make slug rounds

>>30800128
>Sander's

Food garden - Beer moats

Ornamental garden - Slug poison

>>30800128
This is one of those things that kills you, isn't it?

>>30800034
Ratshot out of a lite bolt .22

>>30804116
Live stream it and find out

>>30800640
kek'd

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>>30800468
based slugman

>>30800468
>growing up with a pet orange tree
>not a dog or a hamster or something
No wonder you were fucked up.

>>30802162
Is that an epa or Ipa?

>>30800034

Salt shotgun.

>>30800034
agent orange

>>30804116
Chlorine bomb. The reaction between the tablets and the alcohol is highly exothermic to the point that it'll reach the alcohol's ignition temperature before enough pressure builds to break the bottle. This means that once the bottle ruptures the unreacted alcohol explodes and the chlorine gas generated by the reaction ignites and produces some additional toxic gasses. Also, leaving any air in the bottle will cause the alcohol and chlorine gas to ignite in the bottle and explode that much quicker.

On the other hand, leaving some air in the bottle will indeed cause it to glow blue for a second or two.

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>>30800034
Not realizing the real life Chaos Lord Nergle fungus known as Cordyceps.
Not using that fungus to infect slugs.
Shame on you.

>>30807754
That shit is too crazy though

>>30800034
any method which can be considered /k/ would destroy the garden

>>30800128
Am I the only one that thinks this is too far?

Encouraging young people to blow themselves up and release toxic gasses sounds funny until someone actually does it.

>>30807917
It is too far, yes.
However, people will continue to do it because sociopathy is rampant in modern society.

>>30804319
We had dogs but they didn't give me delicious sweet citrus fruits to eat.

Also locust don't hurt dogs

>>30807917
Bernvictims killing themselves is a net positive for society. Anyone over the age of 10 dumb enough to carry out a random chemical reaction they found online and didn't research is too, really.

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>>30807890
if you wanna make an omelet, you're gonna have to break some eggs...

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>>30808150
Almost like people believing what a morally and financially bankrupt businessman says deserve what they get

>>30800165
I actually have one of these. Pretty fucking fun desu

OP try Talstar PL on amazon.

>>30807350
So. How long is the reaction time. If I did this outside, would I have enough time to run away?

>>30808200
>He thinks because Im not retarded enough to vote Bernie I'm retarded enough to like Trump.

Kek. I'm voting for the guy, but only because if this race is a game of Russian Roulette, he's got 5 loaded cylinders and Hilldog's got all 6. Cruz won my state, so fuck off.

Armstrong's mix (a certain mix of match heads, and the striker side) or you can use flash powder
Container
Steel BBs
Tape (or glue)
Fuse (long for fast burning or short for slow burning)

Light fuse and run like hell and take cover until you hear an explosion

Bumping for the slug purge

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>>30800034

>>30800034
Put them in shotgun shells.

>>30800034
Maybe you could just dig a trench, fill it with salt, put some thin plastic fence with a sharp top on the other side where the salted slugs would cut themselves? Idk, not a slug expert.

You can just put Metal strips around your garden, they won't cross it.

You don't have to kill them you Philistine

>>30800128
Jesus christ guys that's fucked up. Just give em an economics book. Irreparable psychological damage