How do I get a blessed glock? I am afraid of skinwalker attacks.

>>30793711
If you can find a Catholic priest, he might be willing to bless a gun for you.
Expect a "never to be drawn in anger" line, tho...

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>>30793711
Wouldn't you need to bless the bullets? If not, why not just bless your hand so it works on all guns, and it would give you the option of a divine bitch slap.

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>>30793711
I've been actually thinking about finding an orthodox priest to bless my guns.

>>30794541
>If you can find a Catholic priest, he might be willing to bless a gun for you.
catholics are fucking cucks. he'd probably call cops on you for even asking something like that.

>>30794978
This.
Orthodox will bless ANYTHING

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Go discreetly to a church and find one of these things. Dunk your bullets in and there ya go. Blessed bullets.

>>30795033
Babies piss in there.

You shake yourself out of your delusion and worry about more important things.

>>30795095

Maybe baby piss is holy. Has anyone done any research on the effects of baby piss on the supernatural? This is important data we need.

>>30795198
You can't do research on something that doesn't exist.

>>30795229
Baby piss is real anon.
I've FELT it.

>>30793711
>Befriend a priest
>Ask priest to bless gun

Or

>Add holy symbols to gun or ammo / mix lube with small bit of holy water
>Pray for blessing.

I have a holy rosary wrapped around my Mossy 500's stock and I try to not be an asshole to people. I'm fairly sure god will help me give the 12g middle finger to spoops.

>>30795013
Literally the Romanian ones will, Bulgarians not far behind
t.Eastern Orthodox

>>30794978
Depends on the individual parish. Some are barely recognizable as "Catholic" while others are ultra-conservative and despise Vatican II. Many are neither and their views may vary depending on the priest/deacon/Bishop, as well as the laity in some cases. You just need to find the right parish

>>30794978
Wow someone acknowledged us eastern Christians exist In surprised

>>30794978
Orthodox and Roman Catholic are soon to be one, though
after 1000 years

>>30794978

Just get to know a Catholic priest and don't come across as a psycho and he'll probably do it unless he's the type who's really into ecumenism

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you know what works better than a blessing?
time on the range

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>>30795661
yeeeeeah, the Athos monks just recently called the RC a pseudo synagauge so no. Maybe your thinking the Orientals

>>30794541
>>30795654
>>30795664
The thing to remember with these is that a Catholic priest will do just about anything for the right sized "donation".

>>30793711
Wait, people want to buy blessed guns and ammo?

Guess I found a source of extra income now, blessings for arms and armor upon request.

>>30795730

You might just be thinking about your pastor there, because that's a typical Protestant lie about the Catholic church

>>30795732
is a priest allowed to bless things in exchange for money or donations?

didn't they have a big fight about that sort of thing a couple of centuries ago?

>>30795788

It's been forbidden for hundreds of years

>>30795788
Dunno. I'm just ordained through actually a few of those various online places that are technically legally religions but will do so for $10-$20.
So through a technicality I could bless stuff, although as to how much it would actually mean to someone who is religious and not just desiring the novelty would be debatable.
Not like I have much else I can really do with it, I don't know of any sort of job where it would be a useful qualification.

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>>30795861
>>>/qst/ for RP

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>How do I get a blessed glock?
I had my Glock 29 bless by the Vatican. Sometimes you have to be at the right place at the right time.

>>30795788
Nope, very verboten. You cannot sell spiritual goods, that's called simony.

>>30795827
I know for a fact that it's forbidden and I'm not even religious

or listen to these guys
>>30795812
>>30795901

>>30795893
So when are you going to man up and actually destroy Islam?