>Quick! Give me all your money right now, or I'll waste

*teleports behind him*
>Nothin' personnel, kid.

>>30793492
>take wallet out
>take lighter out
>burn and/or shred and/or eat all money, cards, etc
>"do it faggot"

>>30793492
>give money
>watch them leave me alone
>shoot them and loot body
>hide evidence

>>30793492
Go back to the catalog.

>>30793492
....it isn't loaded.

>>30793492
420 mlg quick scope his bati ass

>>30793492
Give him the $10 in $1 bills that I have and walk away.

>>30793492
ZA WARUDO

Who carries paper money anymore?

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>>30793509
underrated post

>>30793563
Nice spot

>>30793492
Let him take dummy wallet stuffed with fake cash.

Tackle and beat his ass as walks away off of principal alone.


Genuine question: what is the law like if I reverse robed a guy through "hand based blunt force" after he robbed me? Like what I said jokingly, if I beat his ass after he left would it just be assault?

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take out a sack of coins and give him $100 worth of pennies

>>30793492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8HaQDRZDDk

Well I'm in my car right now so...
>Lean over to him in driver window
>Whisper in his ear
>"I drive"
>Hit him in the side of the head with a hammer
>He gets ktfo, falls to the ground
>Realhumanbean.jpg

Detonate suicide vest.

grab the clearly unloaded gun and kick him in the nuts before pulling out my 8" 500 S&W magnum and sending a 645gr hollow point through his melon.

>>30793778
Heh heh heh

>>30793492
Give him the money and file a police report.

Alternatively ask him questions about the gun.

>>30793492
give him my 50 bucks

if I have the chance though I'll stab him and keep his gun

>>30793761
Kek.

Him having that tea set, with hot tea, and just pulling it out of fucking nowhere made me laugh way more than it should.

>>30793492
Give him my money, offer to suck his dick.

>>30793492
jokes on you i spent all of my money already!

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>>30793492
Pssh nothin personal

>>30793715
I been considering a dummy wallet with a few bucks in it, put some pictures of kids in there so when they see it they were stealing money used to support little kids and feel bad

I mean if someone got the drop on you might just be a lot cheaper and easier to try to buy them off

>>30793492
"Here, plz take the credit cards too. Have a nice day sir."

>>30793799
>white guy
Doubt he'd even be carrying a melon.

>>30793492
Kick his shit in because it's not loaded

>>30794836

>implying you'd be able to tell that in the dark while the adrenaline is kicking and him not holding the gun perfectly still

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>>30794836
you're like 2 hours late

>>30794865
Really I was wondering how he knows the cylinder in line the the barrel isn't loaded?
Even in shitty lighting you might notice the rest of the chambers empty but seeing down the bore if it's loaded or not
555

Rape him

>>30793851

>keep his gun

I never knew I wanted to do this until now, sounds very emotionally satisfying to take a defeated opponent's weapon as a trophy.

>>30795813
why not his skull?

Shoot to kill.
take his shit.
walk the fuck away
NEVER CALL THE POLICE.
>I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES

>>30793509
You forgot *unsheaths katana*

>money

With laughter. Poor bastard couldnt even carry my wallet with all the crushing debt inside it.

>>30793492
>he

>>30793492
Honestly, pull the trigger and take whatever you want, you'll be saving me the trouble.

>>30795819
That is for Khorn.

>>30793492
Whip out my dick and shove it in the barrel of the gun, "Don't kink shame me" I say while reaching for his cock.

>>30796107
>not sticking the barrel in your dick
You had one job

>>30793626
I stopped time at the 9 second mark

>>30793492
"No thanks, I'm already wasted."

>>30793492
That's either a toy gun or a blank firing stage prop. The cylinder opening is way narrower than the barrel opening.

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>>30796094
>Implyinz I'z a spiky boy
>Implyinz eads n' skullz don'ts belong un yer pointy stik

>>30793492

>drop to my knees
>you want a bj with that?
>of course he does
>start bobbing on that cock
>he's gets excited so I slowly put my hand on the arm that he's holding the gun with
>right before he climaxes I grab t the gun and twist it away.
>then I bite his dick off and spot it in his face

>>30796215
>what is perspective

>>30793492
Hahahahaha money.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>30796321

that would mean it's got like a 10" barrel

>>30793492
This is why I carry less than 40 in my wallet, and I carry the rest in a pocket..

>>30793492
>puts dick in barrel
Fuck you got now son

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>>30793492
Laugh at his lack of eye protection

>>30793533
best option but it isnt loaded sooo

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>>30793509
>>30793626

>>30793775
>>Realhumanbean.jpg
made me laugh more then it should have

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"Here you go, there is a library card in there, feel free to use it!"

It's just material possessions. I'm not gonna get into a shoot out over $6, an expired NRA membership, a credit card I can cancel and a free library card.

>>30796321
Something you are lacking?

There is no way the bore of the gun matches the cylinder. It's an airsoft toy dude.

>>30796477
>I'm not gonna get into a shoot out over $6

your life must be boring as fuck with that attitude

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>>30793492
That's a chick.
>Disarm her
>Pic related
Who's wasted now, bitch?

>>30793492
My wallet? Yeeeeeah right!

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>>30793492

Like this.

>>30796524
Turned his back on an opponent, what a noob.

>>30796524
This will get you killed if they just stand a little bit away from you or are fast on the trigger.

>>30794761
that's damn spooky

>>30796564
they'd have to be pretty damn fast on the trigger

>>30793492
Politely inform the gentleman that his firearm is illegal in my country, then when he apologises for having it, take him to the local constabulary, so as I can be sure he hands it in like a good citizen.
Then guide him on the legal ways of obtaining a firearm, and arrange to meet up in 12 months time, to repeat the robbery with the correctly sized ( joker spec ) firearm, and hand over my money.

>>30796477
>"Nigga you broke."
>Bang

>>30796629
would you risk your life on the arrogant hope that you're faster than the guy with the finger on the trigger?

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Who needs guns when I have fists

Jokes on you, I'm $50,000 in debt and don't have any!

>>30794811
I think you're funny, anon.

>>30793492
reach back to my back right hand pocket pull out Ruger LC380 and shoot him while at the same time swatting the revolver out of my face

>>30796793
K bud...if youre ganna blow smoke go have a dart.

>>30796498
good call I didn't notice its a female... guess whos getting a sex slave

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>>30793509

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>>30796793
Coyotes

>>30793492
he's my wallet!

>Wait him turn away and shoot him in the back.

I call it "suckershot"

>>30799952

This is quickly becoming a counterproductive practice, but okay.

>>30793492
Give him my wallet right now. The $5 I keep in my wallet isn't worth killing or dying over.

Plus he already has the jump on me at this point, if I try to draw my gun, I die.

>>30793492
Inform him that not only will he be a wanted man living in paranoia but will also have to deal with the fact with he shot a guy for a couple bucks

If he's cool with that I'd just let him waste me

>>30793492
bend him over
take out cock
fuck him up

>>30795601
Is the pin back or not? If yes its 50/50 if not rape him

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>>30793492
>Take out wallet
>Give him everything
>Pull my gun out as he walks away
>Shout at him then shoot him whilst he's facing me

>>30793492
give him my wallet.... dying for your wallet is stupid

>>30793492

"Haha, im homeless and I aint got shit"

next response

"You better walk off or im going to make you use that thing... I been wanting me a gun"

>>30793492
I like to think that I would just throw up my hands in exasperation and walk away or tell him to fuck off or something

But I'd probably shit myself and stare retardedly in fear at the end of the gun and then comply.

>>30796050
Maybe he just planned to use his tactical tickle maneuver.

Reach back for wallet. Pulll wallet out,drop it and step back. Shoot him when he goes to pick it up. I saw it happen on a security camera

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>>30793492
>Give wallet
>Pull cc and shoot him in the legs as he turns to run off.
>Tie limbs with paracord.
>Pull naughty hankie from pocket and gag him with it.
>"Shush now. We don't need this new love of ours to end in tragedy."
>By now he must have a painfully hard boner from naughty hankie.
>Drag him to dark spot.
>Tear off his pants and impale self on his dick cowgirl style.
>Leave when I'm satisfied, but not before calling cops with masked number.
>They find crook glassy eyed with cum on his chest and his steel hard dick hanging out.

Another victim claimed.

>>30793778
oh i see you forgot your trip muslimbro.

SERIOUSLY. WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE MUGS A NUDIST?

>>30800718
A tailor.

>>30796793
Why do you have to be so fucking awkward, bud?

DO IT FAGGOT I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR ANYWAY

>get shot
>he gets my cashless wallet
>he goes to jail for murder
>I get to be dead

I need to move to Detroit.

>>30796793
Letterkenny was so good.

>>30793492
Unleash my ability to projectile vomit at will.

>>30800491
look closer, it is a woman

Probably get shot because I don't have shit which will frustrate him greatly.

>Take the gun.
>Unload it.
>Whip out dick.
>Jizz in the cylinder while making eye contact.
>give the gun back.
>Leave.

>take his gun
>take his wallet
>take his clothes
>take his virginity

Checkmate mugger

>>30793492
>Laugh because it is a woman trying to stick me up, reach back for my wallet.
>Jk, it's a fucking 1911, good luck with your unloaded revolver cunt.
>Waste her bitch ass.

>>30801030
>It's a woman
Aww. In that case, I just shoot her in the back of the head and take my wallet back.

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>>30793492
Let's turn this attempted robbery into rape.

>>30793492

I'm in college. I don't have any fucking money.

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>>30793492
omae wa mou shindeiru

>>30793799
>cc .500 mag
Makes sense.

>>30800997
You mean "is", don'tcha bud?
Immediately greenlit for season 2.
Shit's a smash hit. Also check out their youtube channel, they're still putting out "Letterkenny Problems" pretty regularly.

>>30793509
>psh

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>You fucked with the wrong guy

>>30793492
throw my wallet towards him, when he picks it up and turns around clip him with my CC'd FAL

>>30802752
>welcome to Rhodesia
>now get out

>>30793509
*It's a hologram*

>>30797666
Satan, pls.

Begin street sweeping operations.

>>30796629
Or just pull it subconsciously out of shock.

>>30796462

Yes it is the best option


But why are you saying that like you cant shoot him anyway?

>>30793492

Well, you might want to load your piece. I'll sell you some cartridges.

>>30803104
thank you for this glorious post