John Moses Browning is too normal, religious, and well functioning

>>30779432
Fuck off, aspie.

JMB was, is, and will forever be /k/'s saint.

Git.

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>absolutely haram

>>30779432
Oh shit someone post that one skeleton that went to a meet up

>>30779440
I'm not saying he's not awesome - he absolutely is. But as a person, he is in no way indicative of /k/ or the average /k/ user. Shouldn't /k/'s patron saint be someone that actually seems like he'd be on /k/?

>>30779500
Saints are the ideal to live up to; not the everyday layman. They are supposed to be exceptional; not general.

>>30779432
What about carnik con videos?

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>/K/ patron saint

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I thought pic related was /k/s patron saint

>>30779432
JMB is more than just a saint, he's one of the four horsemen of the /k/ube.

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>>30779432
For the Slavs in /k/, pic related makes a good patron saint.

I'm a frog-American, so mine is Joan. Who was a successful military commander because she demanded she be given more cannons. Her entire military strategy revolved around her shouting "MORE CANNONS' and "GOD GUIDES MY CANNONS", then shooting those at the British.

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>>30779678
>picking a gun nut, druggy, ultra liberal
>not picking johnny depp

Get fucked, pleb.

>>30779432
>thinks /k/ isn't full of normies that just like guns and have a really lewd/dark sense of humor

Never been to a /k/ meetup have you?

>>30779716
Joan of Arc was pretty based
>"Of the love or hatred God has for the English, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there."

Apparently she had a great rack too.

>>30779716
She certainly does possess the appropriate level of crazy.

>>30779739
Tim Burton's buttbuddy and le druggie journalist man were close though

>>30779432
You do know he drew herm/furry/hyper art? So, I guess that fits perfect with /k/.

>>30779618
shut up muslim

>>30779848
Is that supposed to be derogatory? What is this kindergarten?

>>30779804
Who did.

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Really guys?

>>30779691
Who are the other three? Alton Brown, Browning, Hunter S. Thompson and...? Maybe that dad looking operator whose name I forget?

>>30779889
Winger. He helped design the A-10 thunderbolt and also drew ridiculous furry art. I think he even drew an anthropomorphised thunderbolt, but I'm too lazy to look it up.

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>>30779872
No its factual. He is a muslim, I referred to him as such. You sound kind of stupid, is this kindergarten?

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Doug+Winger&l=1

>>30779432
I see your problem. JMB is not a saint, but rather God incarnate.
Repeat after me: There is no god but John Moses Browning, and Dieudonne Saive is his prophet.

>>30779739
Depp looked up to Hunter though.
And have you seen interviews with the guy?
My favorite - https://youtu.be/NHeSC_Ws5Ic
"Why don't you try something besides bird shot, you asshole!"

>>30779432
>Is Doug Winger the actual patron saint of /k/?
>draws herm furries with hyperdick
>designed the A-10
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>30780035
Was he any good at it?

>>30780218
You be the judge
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13543396/

>>30780293
>Not knowing the 'sekrit' site
http://furnication.bloobunni.com/

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>>30780218
Yeah, I guess.

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No, fuck off.

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Do you have a moment to talk about Lord Ashley?

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>>30780303
Well now, thanks for the link. The old vcl links were no longer working.

>>30779716
>>30779752
Where can I read more about her?

>>30780362
At your local library!
Discover the magic of books!

>>30779804
He made hyper? Hype women too???>>30779848
Who are you again ? Haven't seen you in any threads...

>>30779500
But he was a Mormon, that sways things a bit.

>>30780314
When is he gonna make new videos???

>>30780397
>CURRENT YEAR!
>physical books
My city is a shithole I doub that minuscule library has anything of value.

>>30780126
And yet he said pederson was the hottest shit ever.

>>30780140
lmao what the fuck is happening here

>>30780419
http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/2001/Relentless.jpg

Yeah. But they had horsecocks.

>>30779440
He would slap your shit and call you a fag for not into designing firearms. And he wouldn't come here to post glock meme anyway though, true.

But you can't expect me to believe he wouldn't lurk.

Shit. This >>30780489

Was for this >>30779500

>>30780422
What percentage of /k/ is mormon?

Also, why are so many mormons all about guns? The only two I can even name are Browning and Larry Correia.

>>30780485
Yeah and that really isn't his finest piece.

>>30779739

Yeah Johnny Depp is way cooler than Hunter S Thompson because I've had a lobotomy and you're the dumbest person alive

>>30780485
Ugh....
>>30780512
Mormons like guns ?

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>worshiping a false prophet

>>30780464
His neighbor (some californian jackoff yuppie) was upset about his cows or some shit. So Hunter and him yell at each other for a bit, and the guy starts firing his shotgun with birdshot (that gravelly sound you hear), and Thompson calls him a pussy and opens up with his Luger.
All during the interview about what makes America great.

The time he made Conan O'Brian shoot full autos was great too.
>NBC asks for interview
>Hunter says only if the interviewer will drink and shoot guns
>NBC is unwilling to do this
>Conan (early in his career) says why not
>meets Hunter at a mysterious old timey bar set up in the middle of nowhere. They drink bourbon and fire MGs at copies of Hunter's recent book and teddy bear effigies of the NBC

>>30779500

A saint is something you aspire to be, not someone who rolls around in the mud with you.

>>30780462
Only the true messiah would deny his divinity.

Digging this handy dandy blueprint of how anthros work.
http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/2005/Cutaway.jpg

>>30780512
Ask Eric. Actually that may require a seance.

Anyway the short answer is, they like guns for the exact reason they have polygamy in their retarded book. It's helps preserve your way of life and you're tribe so to speak. Historically if you're different than the majority then you want to protect yourself

>>30779432
Saint .... No.

He will never be beatified.

He is just a son of the cube.
Who loved brrrrrrrt and dick girl.

One kind of explains the other, really.

>>30780594
It's clear who the real prophet was.
The man that turned bolt actions battle rifles into sub-machine guns

>>30780780
>not the man who made full size automatic rifles
Heretic detected

>John Moses Browning
The Father

>Ian
The Son

>Mike Vinning
The Holy Ghost

>Murder/k/ube
The religious symbol

>>30780020
It's the four most well known gun designers/ manufactures
>JMB
>Stoner
>Colt
>Kalashnikov

>>30780566
See? He's /k/ incarnate. Crazy as shit, mad all the time, and had a ton of really REALLY weird ass experiences through liberal application of drugs, alcohol and firearms. I know we all like to pretend we're super serious hardcore oper8ors, but we should aspire to be like Hunter. Supremely comfortable in his own skin and beliefs, and fuck everybody who doesn't like it, they can just sit down and take of hit of this acid.

>>30779432
If Doug is the patron saint of /k/, what does that make hickok?

>>30779432
OP, THE ONLY THING WE WORSHIP ON THIS SITE IS THE MURDER /K/UBE.

AVE NEX ALEA

>>30780557
But...Browning is GOD, not a prophet.

>>30780851
Ian has actually said that he and /k/ don't have a whole lot in common, despite a lot of love going his way from here

>>30780435

Literally never. He's on the 'gram though.

>>30780140
holy shit this is amazing

>>30780818
You mean like Browning way before Saive? Wasn't exactly the first either

>>30781171
Disapproving grandpa

>>30779432
So he was a pervert, what exactly does he have to do with guns and weaponry at all? Sounds more like the patron saint of /d/.

>>30781620
He was a deaigner for the a10.

>>30781620
He was the cheif Systems engineer for the a10

>>30781295
He hates us..... And loves reddit.


He is an upvote whore.

>>30781597
But he loves us anyways and just wants us to have a good life.

>>30781420
What's his insta? And are there any other /k/ type instagram accounts out there?

Seeing my nice and nephew do stupid 3 and 4 year old shit every day gets pretty boring.

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>>30781681

>he can't provide a source to support his baseless accusations

>>30781681
That's disgusting, still watch forgotten weapons but shit Ian.

>>30779739
>shit mag

>>30779716
GOD PUNISH ENGLAND

>>30779432
My only problem with browning is that he was a Mormon.

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Hickok is /k/'s Grandpa.

>>30781723
Sourse: Ians fucking reddit account

>>30781901
Gratuitous use of "quotes".

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>>30779739
>ultra liberal
closer to a libertarian who loved his booze and drugs, but hated the fuck outta politicians

>>30779716

>A real version of a Sister of Battle

Emperor be praised!

>>30780140
>>30780140

>Having a casual funfight with your neighbor
>uses an artillery luger

yep

>>30780485
>http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/2001/Relentless.jpg

I never got into Winger's stuff, his obsession with disproportionately sized dicks on futa girls never really hit it off with me

>>30780140

>If this sonofabitch wants to bitch about his cows over here and shoot at me well... It's our country.

That's the most fucking /k/ quote that has ever been utter in history. Liberals used to be cool man.

>>30782364
No one even knows who this is anymore, /k/omrade.

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/k/orobov for patron saint of /k/

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Would pic related play him in the inevitable biopic

>>30784479
>'it's not a bunch of used car salesmen in southern California'
Truer than ever before. Shame he offed himself before this election, would have loved it.

>>30781681
>>30781752
>implying any respectable person would officially endorse /k/

>Doug winger
>Jim hardiman
All the furry old guard are dropping like flies. Foxdie confirmed.

>>30780419
Take your fucking trip off

Let's be honest here. The Patron Saint of /k/ is Charles Whitman.