>1st sfod-d What does these guys even do and why does /k/

>>30777113
why scissors?

>>30777113
they dont even exis

>>30777126
>not knowing what trauma shears are.
Fuck I can't help but reply to this, 7/10

>>30777113
They shoot people real good in tactical ways. Perhaps the best at shooting people real good in tactical ways.

>>30777113
>He's never heard how they killed Gorbachev and caused the russians to use his body double as the "real" gorby in Cuba during the fourth Cuban missile crisis.

They basically won the cold war

>>30777126

Battle field circumcision. It's widely known that all Delta Force Operators are also certified Rabbis.

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I heard they did air strikes dropping buckets filled with grenades from little birds.

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>you will never be Delta
>you will be a member of a tightly-knit 5 man team, with coolguy codenames, with inside jokes and references
>you will never listen to ACDC together while riding on little birds
>you will never drink beer in the team room after a successful op and laugh at SEALs for being plebs
>you will never do coolguy shit
>you will never walk around Bragg with your pants untucked and watch all the bitches mirrin
>you will never in your lifetime have that "must succeed no matter what the odds" Delta mindset
>that feel when

>you will never own tactical scissors

>>30777113
Because we're gay.

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>>30778422

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>>30778422
>>you will never listen to ACDC together while riding on little birds

is it normal that this makes me the most sad

>>30777113

>why does /k/ jerks off some much about them?
Because unlike SEALs, Delta doesn't jerk off themselves about themselves.

>>30778422
You'll never get in with that attitude
Im striving for it
I may or may not get in dude to other factors but god damnit i'll do everything in my power to get try

>>30780800
due to*

>>30777113
>why does /k/ jerks off some much about them

because /k/ is full of teenage codfags

>>30777113
Because they are world class operators with very few peers in their line of work? Probably the same reaon /sp/ jerks off to professional athletes and not division 3 standouts.

>>30780767
You haven't heard of Larry Vickers huh.

>inb4 Ruger rant.

'I wuz a dulta farce assawlter fer 13 years, dun tell me u habent even herd of muh.'

>>30781943

Dude, Larry is a cool guy. Let him make his little money off shilling products, he put in serious work for this country.

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>>30781993
Fuck him. He won't let anyone with a weird name that's brown take a class because to Larry Snickers we're all terrorists no matter if we are Muslims or not. I do like his sling though.

>>30781993
>he put in serious work for this country

ahahahahaha who gives a fuck

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>>30782015
>He won't let anyone with a weird name that's brown take a class because to Larry Snickers we're all terrorists no matter if we are Muslims or not
You better have a source for a claim like that, faggot.

>>30782015
>we're all terrorists
He's not wrong

>>30782068

nigga learn to google

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/theslice/tactical-training-vickers-terrorists

I had a 1sgt who was selected for delta screening, but he had a brace and that set him back seeing as he wasn't gonna be off profile by the time he had to go do whatever they needed him to go attend. He was an Airborne Ranger though.

>>30782085

Larry get your fat ass out of here

>>30782094
While I disagree with it, I can understand why he does that.

On an unrelated note:
>“Going on the hunt for the active shooter is the right thing to do,”
No it fucking isn't.

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>>30782085
Jethro pls

>>30782068
doesn't he shill for the russians now

>>30780800
>heart set on applying to the military and then SASR
>get immunology testing
>nope lol

can't even get into the military. that's the worst part.

>>30782577

he will shill for anyone who pays for his buffet dinner

>>30781943
He is one guy, and I believe there are a literally a handful more that really prostitute it. Whereas there are A LOT of SEALs flashing their silent professional cred.

>>30781993
I was just making fun of his ruger rant which was inappropriate period. Also his fat video was hilarious.

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>>30782015
It's called freedom fuck face. If he don't wanna teach Mohammed Ahmed how to effectively kill people, it's he godamn God given right to do so.

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>>30784259
>If he don't wanna
>hurr I can be a bigot to Americans for no reason other than their skin and name
Wow, what freedom. You're a fucking idiot. Go to bed, that tractor trailer won't drive it's self in the morning.

>>30784283
Paco you have to go back

>>30785006
bubba i just wanna talk about guns, history and survival. not some half baked racist theory. you wanna spread that bile on youtube fine, here no thanks.

>macfags need to fry

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>>30785006
>Paco
>mfw you can't even get that right
Go to bed, hoss. Have a few tomorrow before you shit post and try again.

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I'd pay some, not a lot, money to see him fight Steven Seagal in a rubber baby size pool full of shrimp.

>>30784283
>tractor

>>30778422
Dubs of truth. I would die a happy man if I got to see a CAG raid from start to finish in 4k

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>>30778422
>you will never in your lifetime have that "must succeed no matter what the odds" mindset

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>>30787065
Dalton Fury's words. Ex Delta commander.

>>30787065
At least a few glimpses of the cool army guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjxq3RSUKY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6mG33ae0sQ

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>>30778422
>Tfw swedish
>Tfw joining delta is a lifelong dream
>Tfw I'll never be able to join

I guess the swedish SOG are just as good r-right?

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>>30789974
could you try to pull a Larry Thorne (Lauri Torni) and emigrate, enlist and work your way into spec ops or at least rangers or airborne?

flips often come over, enlist, serve long enough to get a pension and citizenship and then like like kings back home in the Philippines.

either that, or the FFL might work with france putting its big boy pants back on after all the sand nigger attacks

>>30789974
Yeah but. I doubt Swedes get 1% of the active field time Delta does. Just not the same anon.
Serb here so I can relate.

>>30790010
Lauri was a Green Beret/MACVSOG wasnt he?

>>30789974
Starting GU next july anon, I've got them SOG dreams too.

You started yet at all?

>>30790033
I remember some Swedish government official being angry at the defence ministry for allowing SOG to join I think US Special forces in afghanistan in raids against the Taliban. Swedish policy in afghanistan didn't allow for offensive operations, but rather just partrolling/defending and shooting back if attacked.

But that's just one thing, so who knows.

>>30790121
Yup, 10th SFG and then 5th.

>>30789974
You could. Join the US army to become a citizen, work real fucking hard, move up and you may actually be able to try out.

I mean, why wouldn't they let you try out?

>>30790185
>hire a finn to provide expertise in losing war to communists
>he manages to lose another war against communists in his life time

dog bless :DD:DDDD

>>30790207
only SS dude buried in arlington.

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>>30790160
Going to kristianstad next week for the tests. If I can't join delta I'll sure as hell join SOG.

>>30790196
If I remember correctly, you'll need to be an American citizen to join, or atleast have a green card.

>>30790276
There's a lot of stuff online about how you can go about joining various US military branches online. I think generally you need a permanent residence and/or job there. Citizenship can be earned in the military from what I've heard.

Lycka till vad du än gör.

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>>30790463
Thanks. I'm reading about it now, trying to get as much info as possible. I could just fly to mexico and then sneak across the border.

>>30790276
You can become an American citizen through military service.

https://www.uscis.gov/news/fact-sheets/naturalization-through-military-service-fact-sheet

>>30790799
>fixed carry handles
what a time to be alive and operating

>>30790207
Buttmad swedefag detected

Maybe a guy who spent three years innawoods fighting Soviets behind the lines, and whose LRRP equivalent even stopped a fucking Soviet division from assaulting, knew a bit more about gorilla warfare against Combloc forces than an average US GI of the time?

>>30777126
Tactical arts and crafts, for the kids.

>>30791187
Hearts and minds my man.

>>30777113
>What does these guys even do
Operate on terrorists

>why does /k/ jerks off some much about them?
Supposedly they're the best at it in the world.

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>>30778422
Fugg

>>30790843
https://www.army.mil/faq/ so if a non us-citizen wants to join the us military, all you need is a green card (I know it's hard to get) I guess the delta dream is still alive.

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>>30782015
>He won't let anyone with a weird name that's brown take a class
Tight. I always disliked him, but maybe I was mistaken

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>>30791248
Whats it like knowing you faggots are slowly losing control of the show? Must be terrifying seeing it all slip away. Sorry, white man, you had a good run.

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>>30784283
/pol/ won. Give up. The pendulum is swinging back and the tides are shifting

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>>30778422
>you will never in your lifetime have that "must succeed no matter what the odds" Delta mindset

That's the one thing on your list you can achieve, though you never will with that attitude.

>Step 1: delete every anime reaction image from your hard drive.

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>>30785793
>fight Steven Seagal in a rubber baby size pool full of shrimp.
I'd chip in with ya.

>>30777113
Devgru>Sfod

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>>30791265
Last year was scary, not gonna lie. But now, I'm not too worried about it.

How come /k/ never talks about the Special Activities Division?

Those guys are clearly the most badass. Pulled from the most elite operators and are also trained CIA case officers.

>In addition to the eighteen months of training in the Clandestine Service Trainee (CST) Program[36] required to become a clandestine intelligence officer, Paramilitary Operations Officers are trained to a high level of proficiency in the use and tactical employment of an unusually wide degree of modern weaponry, explosive devices and firearms (foreign and domestic), hand to hand combat, high performance/tactical driving (on and off road), apprehension avoidance (including picking handcuffs and escaping from confinement), improvised explosive devices, cyberwarfare, covert channels, Military Free Fall parachuting, combat and commercial SCUBA and closed circuit diving, proficiency in foreign languages, surreptitious entry operations (picking or otherwise bypassing locks), vehicle hot-wiring, Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape (SERE), extreme survival and wilderness training, combat EMS medical training, tactical communications, and tracking.

Just reading that makes my dick twitch.

>>30782085
So Kurds, Sikhs, Sufi Muslims, and Hindus are terrorists?

>>30792232

maybe because the declassified cold war history of the SAD is an endless litany of dismal failures

>makes my dick twitch.

well the CIA is really good at self-promotion. arguably the only thing it really excelled at over its entire existence.

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>>30791240
>I guess the delta dream is still alive.

I'll be rooting for you, you crazy Swede you. I'm working towards a goal myself, I want to be one of their psychologists one day. Follow your dreams.

>>30792401
Lol are you kidding me?

The CIA is allowed to deny all operations and most of US foreign policy is covert action. We've secretly toppled way more fucking countries than ones we've invaded.

If you think the CIA is unsuccessful you don't know shit about the CIA.

>>30780404
I played through Halo 1 again and got a whole big ol' dose of nostalgia when sarge is blasting rock in the pelican

>>30792534
No, he really does.

The CIA is one long joke of constant failures and wasted government money that has caused more problems than it solved for the US. If you want actually useful agency to get behind, there is always the USAISA.

They're both mysterious, and useful.

>>30792534
Why don't you tell us about the many successes of the CIA then.

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>>30792534

Get educated nigger

https://www.amazon.com/Legacy-Ashes-History-Tim-Weiner/dp/0307389006

summary: you are dead wrong

>inb4 i don't like the premise and conclusions of the book so i won't read it and pretend the cited research doesn't exist

>>30778422

Most of this you can have with a group of actual friends and don't require the military.

The successful op could be traded for something else.

If you don't already have that mindset you're not going to have it so being Delta won't change that.

Stop being a bitch.

>>30792581
Every single nation in South and Central America, the northern theater of the invasion of Iraq, Afghanistan from 1979-1989, Indonesia, Operation Gladio, manipulating the politics of Australian, Canadian, Angola, Sudan, Libya, Mexican and European nations to align with US values.

Don't forget a certain Eastern European nation two years ago.

>>30792595
Dozens of successful coups to install puppet dictators is success. I'm not reading a whole book to answer your 4chan post. I've learned much about the CIA and people don't realize they are the main instrument of US foreign policy for their entire existence.

>>30792634
>I'm not reading a whole book
>I've learned much about the CIA

Please, tell us where you learned all this stuff about the CIA.

>>30792595
ehehehehehe

you said weiner

>>30792232
I've heard that SAD/SOG is where the old washed up operators go when they aren't ready to stop operating yet.

>>30792664
A large variety of sources over several years.

I meant I'm not reading a book to answer your 4chan post fuckass.

Are you really trying to deny the dozens of coups that we know about? Do you know how many coups and revolutions around the world right now are blamed on the CIA by the native populations?

They are the hidden hand that controls much of our planet and they are capable of manufacturing revolutions at will.

>>30792618
>manipulating the politics of Australian, Canadian, Angola, Sudan, Libya, Mexican and European nations to align with US values.

do you have any proof of this or are you just going to pull the bullshit mystique argument (how do you know they didn't do it), i.e. the last refuge of the CIA defender

>>30792618
How was Susan successful you have south Sudan now. How was Afghanistan successful?
>Taliban.
Indonesia was successful how? They don't bother anybody.

>>30792664
>Wikipedia
>Anything by Tom Clancy
>General fantasy
>Stuff and places
Likely his response.

>>30792696

Feel free to list these sources.

>Do you know how many coups and revolutions around the world right now are blamed on the CIA by the native populations?

There is a huge difference between being blamed, and actually pulling off a coup. Like I said the CIA is really good at self-promotion, and that book which you refuse to read addresses this issue of myth vs reality extensively.

You are like a shitposting example of the Dunning-Kruger effect on the topic.

>>30792700
When operation Gladio was revealed, it was discovered that right wing terror cells throughout Europe were CIA instruments that carried out false flag attacks to blame on leftists. This had a real effect on those nations, pushing them in the direction we wanted to.

An election in the 70's in Australia was rigged by the CIA.

They are the hidden hand.

>How was Susan successful you have south Sudan now.

The regime we want in charge is now in chage.

>afghanistan

Soviets withdrew, largely due to our interference.

>Indonesia

We took control of their nation with a puppet in the 60's.

>>30792733
The information I'm telling you is not admitted by them, they are accused by the native populations of orchestrating the large scale events in their nation.

I've read these sources over years, don't know the exact locations of them, I'm reciting off the top of my head. You want to find this information, look up the keywords I'm giving you.

>>30792757
>they are accused by the native populations of orchestrating the large scale events in their nation.

Translation: I'm going to believe the gullible natives and conspiracy theorists who were told by their corrupt leaders to blame outsiders for their daily woes, instead of multiple books written by scholars given access to the CIA's declassified archives.

Just one example of this, the reality is that Suharto played the Indonesian CIA head for a fool (even after the English and Dutch services warned the CIA about the guy). The amount of control that the US had over Suharto was exactly nil.

They shoot niggers and then fuck each others butts back on base

>>30792803
>using conspiracy theory as an insult when we're talking about an Agency that does not have to tell the truth about anything they do
>expecting them to not have an agenda about all information they release
>still denyng that Suharto was a CIA asset that did exactly what they wanted

There's no getting through to you. Enjoy being a cunt.

>>30792826
>that does not have to tell the truth about anything they do

Yep, the CIA doctored millions of pages of archives they were forced to declassify so that they actually contradict their carefully cultured image of omnipotence.

Sounds legit.

>getting through to you

Don't flatter yourself brah

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>>30792687
You are so fucking right on the money

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>>30792696
>>30792733
>inb4 IIDF

>>30792232
>>30792534
Their work is interesting, but less impressive than what you'd imagine. Try reading a memoir, not wikipedia.

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>>30791306

>>30781872
cod isn't even my favorite fish you fucking asshole

>>30782029
Real people give a fuck about him, and noone give a fuck about scumbags in a basement such as yourself, fake American.

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>>30792736
Based CIA

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>>30792978
>real people give a fuck about larry snickers

>>30782094
thanks for linking to a shitty anti-gun hitpiece that had nothing to do with racism.

>>30792736
>When operation Gladio was revealed, it was discovered that right wing terror cells throughout Europe were CIA instruments that carried out false flag attacks to blame on leftists. This had a real effect on those nations, pushing them in the direction we wanted to.

The purported false flags themselves are unproven conjecture, never mind your claimed effect on the politics of European nations.

Naturally the scholars given access to the CIA's cold war archives found no mention of any of this... this kind of false flag is far too sophisticated for the CIA's usual incompetence.

>>30793001
>not even reading the article

>>30791445
Scary? I can't wait for the dindu uprising, the cops will be so overwhelmed they'll fucking pay us to shoot the subhumans.

>>30792377
Maybe not terrorists, but at least suspects.

>>30792708
My dick gets hard when I think about Ricky shooting you.

>>30793176

y u mad tho

>>30792998
Is that your latest selfie?

>>30793193

you must work at ruger's SHOT show booth

>>30793192
Not mad, just envious of the feeling of fucking up sand niggers. I guess I'll get some soon enough.

>>30792232
they are a different mission profile , less direct action , more intel gathering , recon and UW shit

>>30793217

ya just a couple more years of high school to go

>>30793229
>hurr durr high school meme

>>30793254
>hurr durr sand niggers

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>>30793119

>>30793218
also , more country toppilng , they dont just kick doors , and yes , delta could beat them at door kicking , but the SOG requires a highler level of critical thinking and problem solving not found in most delta operators , but hey man , its pretty different , delta can shoot and communicate with superhuman ability and reflexes but the CIA has a way of sticking its fingers into every honeypot and taking what they want wether it be DA or UW, thats just my 2cents

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>>30793283
>delta can shoot and communicate with superhuman ability and reflexes
>this much dicksucking

>>30793283
I mean. You could talk without knowing anything, but then I could remind you that all delta operators are trained to an excellent degree in both intelligence gathering and covert operations and expected to have a huge degree of critical thinking and problem solving. They're not superhuman shooting machines, they're just exceptionally well trained soldiers in excellent physical condition for their age, who have the experience to go with that training.

Why don't you read Relentless Strike, it's so good that the Government is trying to prepare a case against him to give up his sources so they can arrest them. You're learn a lot about what they actually do. And then read Charlie Beckwith's book 'Delta Force', he is pretty qualified to talk about them.

>>30793283
>superhuman ability and reflexes

FEAR is a video game, froggy

>>30793309
id suck delta dick

>>30793353
>Relentless Strike

I'll check that out.

>>30777113

It's what they don't do, make the news when they kick major amounts of ass without batting an eye, meanwhile SEALs are basically a mascot of JSOC and USSOCOM and get aaaallll the hype, it gets old.

>>30792634
>they are the main instrument of US foreign policy for their entire existence

The title of the book you refuse to read is a direct quote of an outgoing president excoriating the CIA for going against his direct orders. And he was not the last president to tear into the poor sap who had to run that shitshow.

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>>30794418
>excoriating
You just taught me a new word.

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>>30794457
>mfw my hi-power has been at the gunsmith since last december for rework and refinish

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That face when you finish the last Dalton fury book

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>>30792469
>I want to be one of their psychologists one day.

That sounds really interesting actually, are you from the states? anyway thanks and good luck to you too anon

>>30796164
new one coming up early 2017 buddy
>tfw Kolt is old as fuck now and he doesn't have many more books left

>>30796164
>that feel when no hk416c

>>30790799
Why does JTF 2 wear those stupid shin/kneepads

>>30798065
So they can play hockey while not operating.

>>30792595
>>30792634
>>30792664
>>30792696
>>30792700
>>30792733
>>30792736
>>30792757
>>30792803

Not same fab but I own this book myself, and have read it. Would be a great reference to answer any and all questions you might have about the CIA.

>>30798065
because getting hit on the shin really hurts
also this >>30798096

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>>30791187

>>30777126
To take people's money. I used to bet the new guys that those scissors could cut a coin in half. No body believes it. Easy 10$

Does Delta force have commissioned officers in the field, or is it all enlisted guys?

>>30799151
o-3 and o-4