What would be the best gun to defend myself from aliens who want

A flintlock pistol. Shoot once tgen FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!

Put a gun sticking out of your ass

Dragon Dildos. Fuck their asses first.

>>30776622
Sharpie in the pooper

>>30776622
Acid

>>30776622
the best offence is a good defense. Build the wall 2016

>>30776622
First, you must submit an application to the RCMP for your XPAL

>>30776622
>who want to molest me in the ass?
You mean like, they will travel into your anus and molest yourself inside of your ass?

>>30776622
Why would you want to prevent them from doing that? Just keep a bottle of lube handy and enjoy the ride.

>>30776622
Anti-psychotics

I keep a Mossberg 500 handy for close encounters of the third kind.

>>30776622
>guns
Better defense would be AIDS anon

A nugget

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>>30777752
Precisely. If it can't die after being shot with a moist nuggers, it can't die. Nuggers is best on /k/ for reason, comrade.

>>30778427
That's a Madsen

>>30778432
Fuck me sideways.

So do I at least get points for the animu girl?

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>>30776622
Haven't we been over this before? It's your dick. They're so incredibly advanced that they probably clone eachother to sustain to population and sexual contact is now totally foreign to them. Put your dick in one and the rest scatter.

>>30778605
This is awesome

>>30776622
Id send them execution, rape and other gore videos of their own kind as victims.
They can get signals from anywhere, they must have some sort of a computer that reads everything i send them.
Only way to beat them is to scare the everliving shit out of them.

>>30776622
By having a virgin boipussy friend who is willing to anally probed.

Easy to find any real fags in America and Europe nao adays

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>>30776622
>>30777595
This

Seriously op, what are you gay or something.

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Just rape them you fucking faggot.

>>30776622
Build that wall

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>>30782765
Did that guy ever come back after the last post? for keks or otherwise

>>30776622
Build a space wall.