Whelp, my dumb ass found out the hard way why you shouldn't

>>30771130
>clip
triggered

>>30771130
how the fuck did you do this
tip up is literally better in every way

did you die? is that your arm or your leg? what kind of knife was it? did you stitch it yourself? what is the capitol of montana?

>>30771130
I carry mine point up and have never had a problem. Of course, mine's not a lose piece of shit that comes open on it's own.

that cut did not need stiches

>>30771184
>loose

I always learn things the hard way, too. I get my stitches from my stab wound out in two days I was cutting some tape for like when you tie vegetable plants to posts in the garden, and a fucking wasp stung me. Put a deep hole in my thigh when I dropped it, but luckily missed the arteries, nerves, and other important stuff.
>>30771142
topkek

>>30771174
Maybe, neither, Tapco, my mom did it, Kalispell.

>>30771174
Not yet, right forearm (Hit a vein and the internal swelling has pinched my Ulna Nerve, so my lower arm is numb, doc said it would pass in a few days.)

CRKT M16-14SFG, no because I was concerned about my arm going numb, so I went to the ER.

>>30771199
it's not wide, but it is just shy of an inch deep.

This thread has shown me the value of having lightweight knives

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>>30771253
Here's the knife in question; basically all of the tanto point was in.

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>>30771199

>>30771316
>half serrated, tanto, CRKT
Why am I not surprised

>>30771130
yo had to get stitches for a tiny cut? what a fucking pussy, kill yourself now

fucking nu-males

>>30771392
...if it hits a vein and won't stop bleeding, you need stitches. Are you stupid?

>>30771333
so, a tiny stab a centimeter deep? just kill yourself. I once cut a finger to the bone fishing with a fillet knife and patched it with paper towels and duct tape.

fucking millenial pussy faggot scumsucking faggots

>>30771408
Are you a pussy ass bitch that can't handle what is essentially a paper cut?

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>>30771333
>>30771130

This only took 4 stitches, you're a bitch OP.

>>30771408
A VEIN. OH NO

just commit suicide already you giant, tit-sucking faggot

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>>30771453

>>30771408
>a vein

pretty broad choice desu

>>30771446
are you a basketball american?

>>30771482
are you a huge, whiny bitch?

>yep

>>30771439
Right, so you're a retard, got it.
Sorry I make enough money to afford decent health insurance, and care enough about my body functioning properly to go and consult a medical professional instead of webMD like your dumb ass.

>>30771474
>>30771456
>>30771446
>not taking advantage of your health insurance to get the best care possible

>>30771511
>go to hospital for minor injury
>MRSA is flying around
>be killed or severely injured by a staph infection when you came in for a paper cut

>>30771505
>Sorry I make enough money to afford decent health insurance
But you buy a $20 knife and are surprised when it fails.

>>30771533
>ever going to the hospital
>not having an urgent care clinic in your neighborhood that will have you in and out in less than 20 minutes
How's that big city lifestyle treating you?

>>30771505
>>30771511
>i'm a huge baby who would ruin a great fishing trip to be a whiny, self absorbed cunt focused on muh bleeding babby finger

fixed that for you

kill yourself. you're obviously a worthless failure of a person. My GF is a bigger man than you, she busted the shit out of her knee tripping while running, and kept going and here you are whining about a baby scrape on your arm you god damned pussy

>>30771566
There are a bunch of urgent care places where I live, but they all close at 9pm.

>>30771585
did you try being a big boy and using rubbing alcohol and a bandaid first?

>>30771570
>the guy dating a cripple thinks he has a leg to stand on in this argument

>>30771610
HURR HURR SUCK MY DICK

>>30771473
You get into a fight with a fucking Gorefast?

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>im not a faggot
Great, just dont let yer ego obstruct a major issue. Read up.
>im not a sucker
Great, just dont turn into a faggot due to tolerance buildup of getting treated well

>>30771604
Reminds me of this time I ate shit skating, did a rockstar kneeslide on asphalt, and had to clean the wounds out with germ-X.

>>30771671
I have no tolerance for people who can't care for their own basic tiny wounds

>>30771707
That's fine, I'm pretty much the same. Only been to a hospital twice, personally. Once for appendicitis, and once when I popped my left testicle like a grape joy-riding a Harley that didn't belong to me.

>>30771130
>I've changed the carry clip position already.
so the next hole is going to be in your leg

>>30771453
>>30771130
Yea OP!
I had cancer and I didn't even get ANY stitches!
Man the fuck up, pussy!

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>>30771130
Post your knife faggot.
Also, how do even fuck up that bad? Is your knife just an absolute piece of shit or are you just a clumsy dumbass?