Im German. I want to protect me and my family. But as you might

What about the black market? Surely you know at least one person who knows people.

>>30765994
build your own hand cannon?

>>30765994
go to slovakia. accquire illegal firearm. shoot mudslimes.

>>30766003
The kid from the fake zionist shooting in munich bought his gun from the black market. Pretty sure the activitys in the dnet all are watched by police.

>>30766004
I want something to protect my family, not to blow myself up.

Move away from major population centers for one.

>>30766060
I would love to. But I cant just move away.

>>30765994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0-J2pYLCvI

Get a slingshot

>>30765994
Get a spear and a mace.Spear for outside, mace for inside.Make sure you know how to use them.

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>>30766059
depends on your skills. also, ask around for the Do/k/ument or /k/ mega folder. and have 100-300gb of space available...also say high to the police when they come and visit, for me

>>30765994
Leave, come to America. But don't leave your family if they're too stupid to come.

>>30766070
Then, die. Everyone can do that. It's your call.

Start a lanscaping service and buy an axe and a chainsaw

>>30766070
Your country is small enough to make most any commute doable.

>>30766115
Germany small? I guess you are american. :D

>>30765994
Come to the US. Make sure yo uand all of your family vote like true /k/ommandos or you can get the fuck back over the Atlantic.

>>30766090
Looks like fun. Its like a better anarchists cookbook i would guess.

>>30766136
I would never leave germany. Im a nationalist. Also i dont like the consumerism in the US.

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Woden help you, /k/omrade, the government won't let you help yourself.

You're fucked.

>>30766090
Can a /k/ommando tell me where i can get the torrent?

>>30766137
You are correct. in fact, i think one if not both of them has the cookbook in it. as well as excellent guides on machineguns so people who wish to take a career in gunsmithing can learn 'intimately' how the systems work.

>>30766141
>Also i dont like the consumerism in the US.

Then better get ready to spread your boipucci real wide for Ahmad and his friends.

>>30766048
>everything is watched THEY SEE US!!!1
>a retarded arab can buy the damn weapons and shoot people

>>30766204
murdercube.com

>>30766153
>Be burglar
>Sneak inside of house
>All is quiet
>Sifting through drawers, cabinets, dumping jewelry and goods into my sack
>Hear something
>Rip.... Ripp.... Riiippppp
>Chainsaw fired up and revving somewhere in the house
To be honest this sounds more horrifying than anything else.

>>30766242
Go google Richard Gutjahr.

>>30766258
Very nice. Thx anon.

>>30766260
>Be terrorist
>Shots people in germany
>Guy pulls out chainsaw from his columbine trench coat
> Trying to get it started
>Rip.... Ripp.... Riiippppp
>nothing
>terrorist shots man right in the fedora

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>>30766327
Throwing axe

>>30766327
I'm not saying it fits every situation, but be honest, the thought of being in a house with some guy going full on Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a lot more frightening than some guy with a 12ga going Mr. Stickland.

>>30766235
Idgaf. If they attack i will try to kill as many of them as i can. ϟal und ϟig. Thats how its always been. *Stahlhelmfedora tip*

>>30766103
I'm not OP and I'm not German but I've been wanting to do this for so long.

Elect Trump already so maybe he can change the immigration system to favor Europeans like it used to.

>>30766349
kek. True anon.

>>30766371
It's like the shotgun racking effect but a hundred times more terrifying.

>>30766366
Good god. Dont let that cunt Hillary get elected. First a nigger and now a women. America really wants to be super tolerant. Also Soros will fuck up everything when Clinton gets president.

>>30766402
If Hillary gets elected the west in its entirety is doomed

>>30766416
/k/ really is so much better then /b/. I know these are two completely different boards but /b/ just went to shit in the past 2 years. Also its fucking summer. I think ill be more aktive on /k/ from now on. This is the first time in many months that i feel like having a good conversation in a thread. Just realized how bad 4chan has become.

>>30766446
You've still been to /b/? The average /b/ user has been 12-14 years old for years now.

>>30766260
>To be honest this sounds more horrifying than anything else.
Because you know there's a complete fucking physcho coming to find you, very likely someone far more frightening than you are or other criminals you're used to.

>>30766090
"ownership of the various parts strewn around your home ready to be put together is not actionable"

This is what happens when you get legal advice from some guy that made an online infographic. Also, if I was going to make a gun in a few hours, this is probably the gun I'd make. If I had days I'd make some kind of SMG.

>>30766366
It doesn't favor Europeans? Why the hell not?

>>30766498
Thing is though, chainsaws are very useful for disasters and such. You can cut things down or into buildings and build defenses. Think about it.

>>30766446
>but /b/ just went to shit in the past 2 years.
I've haven't been there since about 2009, but looking back it was funny but shit even 10 years ago.

Anyway there's no reason to talk about that shithole on /k/. Get to lurking.

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>>30765994
Getting a hunting license takes like 3 months, costs somewhat between 1k and 2k Euros and afterwards you can buy two pistols and as many rifles and shotguns as you like (and since the BJagdG was amended, semi-automatic rifles are soon back on the menu)

>>30766512
It used to back in the old days. Then I think it was the immigration act of 1965 that was passed. Now it mostly helps third worlders get to the US.

>>30766553
That doesn't excuse the fact that it's shit.

>>30766553
Thought about that. I think that could work. Hunting is something very traditional in my family and i always was very interested.

>>30766553
>using facts to refute the usual "why should I read the gun laws of my own country lol" Kraut whining of "I CAN'T GET GUNS NO MATTER WHAT BOOHOO"

Get out with your rational advice reeeeee

>>30766512
America lets in very few people aside from Mexicans. Only the rich or people with excellent education or job offers.

I can completely see why they do it. But it still sucks because WASP raised, hard working dude and I think I'd fit in really well in a lot of places there. Compared to Europe it still seems like a place you can be an individualist and look after yourself with a minimal of the unwanted kind of interference. I mean just the ability to purchase a sizable amount of relatively cheap land is staggering to me. They pay so little in tax compared to the average Euro, which means more control right there. Sure you have to prioritise looking after yourself because there isn't the same welfare state to do it, but that's got to feel better than having no option to stop the government hand dipping into your wallet constantly. Personal responsibility done well is rewarding in my experience.

>>30765994
Nothing you can do now cucky. Better buckle your cuck belt and learn to live in cuckistan.

Cuck.

>>30766631
edgy as fuck bro!!!

>>30766643
>T. Bull Fluffer

>>30766655
what does that even mean

I think you're a bit too obsessed with this cuckolding thing

>>30765994
80% lower and lightening link for full retard kebab removal.

Come to Belgium.

Become a citizen, make sure you have no criminal record. You can apply for a shooting license that allows you to fire .22LR. after 6 months you can apply for a model 4 license, which allows more or less everything except full auto.

>>30766689
>Come to Belgium
>for gun rights

kek

>>30766553
And the gov knows that you own a weapon...........

>>30766713
I never said it was perfect, but at least we can have guns here, unlike Germany, France, the Netherlands, Spain,...

>>30766743

Germany has better gun laws than you. OP is just a dumb fuck who has to be spoonfed his own gun laws.

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>>30766689
>You can apply for a shooting license that allows you to fire .22LR
>6 months you can apply for a model 4 license

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>>30766758
hey man don't be so rude, living here is pain enough

>>30766754
Thank you very much. Amerifag telling me how easy it is to get a gun in germany. Sure thing dude. :D

>>30766123
the state i live in is half the size of your entire fucking country.

Use nunchaku or tonfa, it's the best solution if you learn good how to use it

>>30766123

Just my state is larger than your entire country.

t. Montana

>>30766897
Ok? Jupiter is slightly over 1,321 times more voluminous than the Earth. Does that make the earth small. Its all relativ.

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>>30765994
google: 'tumbera',' 12 gauge blanks' & 'lead slingshot ammo 14mm'.
or look into a 4 barrel version of pic related.
or go over the border and bring something back. If you're scared of getting caught then i'm sure someone will arrange to have it delivered.

>>30766875
>>30766897

Would you like to drive half way across your state every morning to go to work?

>>30766807
>Go to American board
>Get American advice
>Calls us fags
Douche please.

>>30766994
Everything is a fag on here. I am a eurofag. Newfag, Oldfag, Ancientfag? No? I really appreciate your help. All in all this is a very nice thread so far.

>>30766807
>amerifag

I live right next door to you in Czechland, cucky. I know multiple Germans, Austrians and a French guy that own ARs.
With less crying about how the world is unfair and more getting off your ass and taking the effort to fill out some paperwork, and you could have a gun as well.

>>30766994
How is /k/ a "american" board?

>>30767031
They own civilian version ARs. Why are you so rude? I really tried to get a weapon. It just wasnt possible. Its very pricey and one mistake and your done. Gosh, dont be so angry dude. Im not fucking stupid.

>>30767020
All I've seen you do is refute any advice we give when it is basically 'get a weapon and prepare to use it' but you're choosing to be dense.

>>30767060
>It just wasnt possible. Its very pricey and one mistake and your done.
Sounds pretty possible, you just sound like a bitch crying about every option presented to you.

>>30767088
I didnt refute any advice. Im just looking for some "Inspiration". You can leave if you want to. No one keeps you here. You guys already gave me some good inspiration and im sure i will find a way.

>>30767060
You sound like someone would shouldn't own guns. :^)

>>30767060
>They own civilian version ARs

Yeah, so what?
So do I, so do Americans and so can you.

>Its very pricey

Yeah, well everyone wants to be gangsta until it's time to do gangsta shit. Maybe if you ate one less tendie every day, you could afford a gun in time.

>one mistake and your done.

If you can't live without commiting felonies, drunk driving or being caught with drugs, then tough shit, enjoy being noguns, I guess.

>Why are you so rude?

Because you're a whiny shit too lazy to go to any effort to actually get a gun, yet you have the gall to go on /k/ and whine about it. Guess what, guns are expensive and you have to be responsible to own them.
Grow the fuck up, manchildren like you who can't commit to anything are the problem with EU these days.

>>30765994
gun control isn't that strict, you can easily get guns you just can't carry them.

>>30767108
Listen you piece of shit. There was no need to get rude. If you want to act like a 12 year old go to /b/. It may sound possible to you, and thats cause it is. But its also possible that a huge hitler monkey will destroy the word today. Of course its possible. But its very hard.

>>30767164
kk :D

>>30767160
>You sound like someone would shouldn't own guns. :^)
And you sound like your stupid. Mhmk?

>>30767167
Legally carry guns? In germany? Thats nearly impossible for a normal civilian.

>>30767184
>waaah /k/ I wanna have a gun but they won't let meeeee
>multiple people point out to you how to get a gun
>waaaaaaah that's too hard, I want my gun now and I want it for pocket money, why are you being so meaaaan!?

Literally kill yourself.

>>30767144
>What should I do?
Buy a gun legally.
>No I tried, I can't.
Build one.
>I'd blow myself up.
Buy one illegally
>But that's illegal!
Move away.
>I can't.
Be subject to your choices and your oppressors europoor.
>Stop being rude guys. :^]
Stop refuting our advice and help us help you, stupid.
>I didn't do that! u guise r r00d. :^]

>>30767164
How about you learn something about german gunlaws before you think you know everything so much better? Then you can lecture people.

>>30766689
>Come to Belgium
>come to a literal non-country that is infested with sandniggers
I'm sure OP will consider your "proposal"

>>30767216

lrn2 reading comprehension.

>>30767227
>Buy one illegally
>>But that's illegal!
Never said that.

Move away.
>I can't.

I wont just move away from my homeplace? Wow, im such a sperg.
Be subject to your choices and your oppressors europoor.
>Stop being rude guys. :^]
Stop refuting our advice and help us help you, stupid.
>I didn't do that! u guise r r00d. :^]

Exactly how it happend. Just like the Holocaust.

>>30767226
Again. Where did i say something like that? I am reading every message and im considering everything. It just has to be realistic. I thank everyone who suggested theyr idea. I dont know where your problem is. This escalated pretty fast.

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>>30767184
>Of course its possible. But its very hard.
No, not really, you can either go the hunter route, a little more pricey up front and you have to learn stuff about nature and animals and guns (woe is me), then you take shooting, written and oral exams and boom, your good to go.
Or you join a shooting club/range, train once each month or 18 times per year, fill out some paperwork, take an easy as fuck test any time in these 12 months and boom, ready to go.
If you want a fast route with not as much bureaucracy and mandatory range sessions later on go hunter, if you're social and like sport shooting and being at the range go sport shooting.
If you're a little bitch get a 100€ katana of ebay and a gas/blank gun, for ~60€ you can even get a limited carry license for your pepper shooter

>buying a weapon from the black market
that's fucking retarded guys,
>ahmed bursts through door
>BAM BAM BAM BAM
>neighbours call police
>go to prison

>>30767232

I know enough about German gun laws to know that if you aren't a felon, don't have a record of misdemeanors and mental health issues, you can get a firearm on a shall issue basis after you pay some fees and pass an exam. If that's enough to discourage OP, he should stop being so salty and go enjoy hiss wallhanger katanas from eBay.de instead like the underageb& Euro numale he is.

>>30767306
Ill get the Katana then. Thank you anon.
No but seriously guys. Its not that easy. To have guns at home you have to do alot more.

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>>30765994
But shit won't go down, OP! Shit never goes down! It will all be fine! My gosh take off your tinfoil hat! Everything is normal! Embrace progressivism! Embrace immigrants!

T. Normalfag

>>30767316
>ahmed bursts through door
Ahmed usually just blows up.

>>30767316
Kekd. The problem i see is that the munich shooter bought his gun from the black market. Pretty sure german police is watching the market now.

>>30767339
what are the laws on getting a crossbow or something, or as the other anon said, a chainsaw for home defence, or an axe, getting a gun for you is probably out of your reach, plus if you do use the gun you will probably have the police called on you, then you go to prison.

>>30767356
OP would probably hit Ahmed's explosives and blow up his entire neighbourhood

>>30767339
>guy literally spoonfeeds you on how to get a gun legally
>hurr ur wrong its not that easy

Oh, sorry, he forgot the part where you have to buy a safe to keep the gun in.
Just stop posting.

>>30767316
Actually, there are several cases were people defended themselves with illegal guns and got of free, but that was years ago, so it would really depend on the judge and da

http://www.burhoff.de/rspr/texte/q_00061.htm
Dude and new gf live together, ex-bf is pretty mad (also ex-best friend of new bf), a lot of threats, breaks into flat through window, gets shot with illegal gun. Dude gets of free, because the threat was real and the gun was bought in the week of the shooting because of the danger. This was in the year 2000, I seriously doubt that ruling would happen today

cant you get a bow or a crossbow?

>>30767376
I already have a crossbow and a also a few very good knifes. I believe that soon there will be a
civil war in germany and iv i want to protect my family a crossbow and a few knifes wont help anymore. During the
civil war it will be easy to get a gun. But i would prefer to have one before its "too late".

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>>30765994

>>30767419
I didn't read the rest of the thread, I thought you only needed it for home defence, If/when a civil war happens I plan on going innawoods

>>30767401
I know how to legally get a gun in germany. Thats not the problem. Dont get so angry. You already helped me out alot. Im considering everything. I have to.

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>>30767419
>uring the
civil war it will be easy to get a gun. But i would prefer to have one before its "too late".
Hahaha no! The police and army will keep theirs locked up, the legal gun owners will keep theirs and maybe lend some to neighbors of good friends and the "enemy" (whoever you envision) will get their's illegally, but they won't sell to you

>>30767060
the AR is the civilian version you dumbfuck

the military version is the m16/m4

>>30767438
I probably will fight with them. Lets see. Maybe im just getting fucking crazy and paranoid with all this shit happening these days. ;D

>>30767419
If you are genuinely that concerned get off k and go get a gun. Look for WW2 relics in the forest or a river or something or just go buy one like everyone else. You can't protect your family if you are on 4chan all day.

>>30766348
>>30766169
>>30766153
>>30766077

It's like none of you know bows exist.

Did we just forget about all other ranged weapons when the gun came to be?

>>30767419
>>30767438
Make friends with innawoods nazis. Legend says they've been stockpiling commie shit for years.

>>30767452
:.( OK

>>30767451
The IRA also found a way.

>>30767456
I thought he ment home defense up close and personal business. But he says he has a crossbow now...

>>30767419
>During the civil war it will be easy to get a gun.

Literally 14y/o dumb zombie prepper tier of reasoning.
Protip: No it won't. But you can bet it will be very easy to die trying to get a gun.

>>30767463
Good idea anon. Love it. Will do right away. Im such a lazy cunt for being on the PC after working for 8 h. Is the czech guy happy now?

>>30767498
It will if i fight with them.

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>>30767435
this is still a good idea
>Abdul bursts through door
>REV REV RRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
>Abdul does a 180 becausechainsawsarescary
>blows up another house
I see no fault in this plan

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>>30767482
The IRA got money from plastic paddies and smuggled guns in by boat themselves
Or are you planning on building barrack busters and flattening the whole neighborhood?

>>30767525
Thanks for the drawing. Saved and memorized. I dont think abdul will be interested in blowing up my small haus. But ive he is, I have my trusty chainsaw right next to my bed.

>>30767528
Ever heard of the Christmas Raid?

There is also the infamous potato canon.

>>30767528
>Or are you planning on building barrack busters and flattening the whole neighborhood?
Wouldn't be such a bad idea for Berlin.

>>30767609
Burned my eyebrows away with one when i was a kid. Never again.

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>>30767577
>The raid took place on 23 December 1939
Also, attacking the army during a civil war/disturbance is a brilliant idea if you're trying to get shot

>>30767634
They did not attack. They succeeded. Thats all that matters.

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>>30767525
Don't forget the correct mask

>>30767619
When shtf just bug out to the "new" airport

>>30767609
Sadly classified as guns in Germany and thereby illegal, but I think the penalties aren't as harsh as a real illegal gun

>>30767665
wait
they classify a potatoe gun as a real illegal gun
you could go to prison if you shoot ahmed with potatoes, fuck me.

>>30765994
What a shitty country

>>30767694
I guess so.

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>>30767703
Today it is. But once it was the greatest place to ever exist. It will return.

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Take up diving?

>>30767712
It's also illegal in the UK, I can't even shoot ahmed with potatoes :(

>>30767738
Are they any good? :D

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Or just create a diversion....

>>30767749
What happend to the world? It sickens me. :.(

>>30765994
Look, it's perfectly legal to own a gun in germany.
Just go through the paperwork, waiting and/or training it takes to get one?

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>>30767777
>7777
Holy fuck.

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>>30765994

Texas here, I think you're actually a shitposting American who is underage b&

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q0-J2pYLCvI

>>30767805
Da wäre ich mir aber mal nicht so sicher. ;D

>>30767456

>jihadi john runs at your family
>draw bow from back
>fiddle with the nock
>family is already dead
>draw the bow and command him to cease his unchristian actions
>allllaaaahhhhhh*cuts off your head*

>>30767845
Isn't that guy dead though

>>30765994
Komrade I would advise against doing anything illegal. If you really are that worried, move. If you buy an illegal weapon , you are probably more likely to get caught than use it in self defense, in which case you are still going to jail. Then no more family for you.