Shit finally hit the fan, but in a way nobody expected. All birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-y53CRSF9Q

>>30753811
Stay inside. Birds don't have the force to penetrate walls or roofs. Fucking Hollywood stupidity. Flame throwers and birdshot shall suffice.

>>30753835

>you survive on preps and Ahthroplex all the while hearing peck peck peck as the woodpeckers drill into your house
> suddenly they get the opening wide enough
> you assume fetal position as hummingbirds and golden crowned kinglets remove your eyes

>>30753835
>using flamethrowers against an airborne threat
>acting like you are the voice of reason

kys

Birdshot

>>30753811
DDT.

>>30753811
Stay indoors

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>>30753835

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>>30753811
>How does /k/ handle this feathery threat?
I just die. I've spent my entire adult life avoiding purchasing a shotgun because I don't hunt birds or shoot door locks.

>>30753811
poisoned bird food and a 12 guage with bird shot. stay inside or wear a thick motorcycle jacket and a full face helmet if you have to go out. not that fucking hard. unless youre an emu farmer then youre fucked nigga

>>30754270
fuck off trip cancer

clothes hanger of course

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Open season.

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>>30753834
can you be any more D rate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPEtg98MzFY

>>30753877
>woodpeckers
How many do you think even exist in the world?

>>30753894
>Not burning hundreds of birds charging at you.

Do you have a better option?

Don't most of them have a high enough metabolism that they'd die if they took enough time away from hunting and eating to kill all the humans?

I mean, I'd be fucked either way, but there's women on nuclear submarines now, so if they burn out inside of a few months, the human race should survive.

>>30753894
>against an airborne threat
>an airborne Melee only threat
>flame thrower goodness against an airborne melee threat
>then open a Popeyes and rake in the profit

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Steel > beaks

>>30753834
Was this filmed entirely on a greenscreen?

>>30754502
Sounds like a good way to get covered in falling napalm

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>get my assless chaps
>get my leather jacket
>get my bike helmet with full face shield
>get repro 1897 with 12 gauge birdshot
>drive around blasting Amon Amarth and Dethklok stopping to blast at birds
>mfw

>>30753834
> From the producers of sharknado.
>>30754228
This. Its literally named after them. Burds arent that fucking hard to fuck just stay in a semi hard shelter and fuck them upwith birdshot with a skeet choke. You're golden. Birdshot is cheap as fuck too. You can get 100rounds for $20

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>hundreds of technicals equipped with these
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ct4wwgQl_ko
>All gatling guns equipped with saiga drums filled with over powered target loads
>all gatling operators equipped with full sets of goalie gear
>All gatling operators equipped with over powered electric bug swatters as back up weapons
>all drivers equipped with super shorties upgraded with venom mag kits
>all drivers equipped with duck callers to taunt the opposition
>all technicals lined up like the brits in Zulu, firing in ranks of 4 to make sure that the lead cloud never stops raining, video related
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI

And even if it fails misserable I can at least say my military still out preformed the ausfailians.

DDT. DDT everywhere.

>>30754502
>>30753835

Protip for you two clowns: actual, military flamethrowers, unlike butane showpieces on youtube, work by spraying burning liquid.
If you think spraying burning liquid in the air at a flock of birds that is descending upon you from all directions is a good idea, you probably deserve whatever happens to you and your surroundings.

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Suit of hockey armour. Tennis racket.

I would obtain the seed bell that moleman thought was too big.

http://youtu.be/5NoP_VrnmCQ

>>30753811
Saiga 12 with drum mag and birdshot

>>30753811
>tfw you will never blast invading birds with 40mm birdshot

>>30754861
>Amon Amarth
>Dethklok
It's ok, I was 16, too, once.