Has anyone gotten anything from elwmental knives they look really

>>30746359
Looks like someone used a cheap mall ninja knife to stab a faggot.

>>30746359
Yeah, my brother's a fag and a gun nut, and he wanted everyone to immediately know both of those things, so everyone who lays eyes on him just instantly knows he sucks cocks.

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kek

>>30746399
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>>30746359
>i want to know what im paying for
The shittiest, most bottom of the barrel steel you will find anywhere. Equally mediocre plastic handles. And a finish that will wear off with even the lightest of use.

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>>30746359
This should tell you everything you need to know

>>30746482
If the only thing you can get away with using that knife on is opening mail, and helping pick corns off your grandmas feet, that knife is the opposite of something you should spend money on.

>>30746498
Obviously the idea is form over functionality.

>>30746444
>And a finish that will wear off
why don't they just make it out of different colored steel?

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>>30746567
Because that's not how steel works.

>>30746588
Couldn't they just put in a bunch of food coloring or something when they melt the steel into the blade shape?

>>30746955
good idea, maybe call up the knife making guys and tell them about this.

>>30746955

Because food coloring totally won't mess with the integrity and composition of the steel if mixed in while it's molten if it does anything at all

Op please leave and come back if you ever develop a real interest in weapons that is not autistic

>or just kill yourself for being this autistic in the first place

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>>30746955

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>>30746955
You're a dumbass. The food coloring will evaporate, you need to use powdered dye for it to work properly. Pic related

>>30749455
>tfw no chipotleknife

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>>30746359
hehe yeah dont worry its rly good I'm gonna put it on my ruder 20 caliber and put a laser scope on it.

Fuck that hurt to type.

They're wallhanger knives with surprisingly high quality finishes, that's about it.

>>30749455
Chipotle tabasco is best tabasco