What keeps me from buying an old used submarine, putting it on

money

>>30742409
fuck

>>30742334
Money and transportation

>>30742334
You don't want to live inside a sub

>>30742334
The Village People.

>>30742447
It's the only way to be totally safe from home invasion. Even the SWAT team can't break into a fucking submarine.

>>30742447
I enjoy being inside my sub every night

>>30742334
jews

>>30742334
the price of the submarine and transporting the submarine

>>30742483
i see what you did there senpai

>>30742447
why not, some things can be re-arranged and built in

>>30742440
>>30742491
>logistical issues
money solves for that
money solves most problems
just leave it at that

>>30742615
'the price of the submarine and the price of transporting the submarine'

is that better?

also 'the cost of making the submarine up to code as a structure for human habitation'.

>>30742334
>putting it on a plot of land
>on
>not underground
3/10

i am become slav

>>30742682
but then the peasants won't know you live in a bitching submarine

>>30742682
>in the ground
Not in your own private lake or better yet, your big coastal city marina.
You both fail at basic life stuff

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>>30742334
You're doing it wrong.
Submarines are for water.

>>30742334
Nothing in particular if money is no problem, although taking a decommisioned bomber in a boneyard for a home would be cheaper or something

>>30742334
Life support and heating issues, you would real shit airflow even with the hatches open unless you ran it 24/7 but you do not have a fucking hope of maintaining that without an actual crew.

It would probably be cheaper to just build a house in the shape of a submarine.

>>30742334
Zoning regulations, homeowner covenants, etc. You can't park a submarine just anywhere and not expect someone to complain about it.

Further: what about utilities: water/sewer, electricity, etc. How can you live inside a submarine without these things, and how can you hook it up to the grid?

>living in rusting cigar tube
>when you could go buy the nicest, swankiest RV you can find and roam the US for literally the rest of your life

>>30745671
>decommisioned bomber
>not a working PBY-5, making it into a houseplaneboat and puttering around the pacific islands in peace and comfort for the rest of your days

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>>30742334
>wow Anon this is your home?
>yeah, but I should warn you. It's low on seamen
W-where are you going?

>>30742743
>making a decommissioned sub into your own personal underwater base

I like you

>>30742334
I'VE ALWAYS WANTERD TO DO THIS! ALL MY FRIENDS THINK IM NUTS. But i just want to jet a big plot and bury the sub up to the base of the conning tower. I would then let my grass grow long so that it looks like water when the wind blows. I also wanted rocket sleds that wnt from the torpedo holes to local businesses so i dont have to drive places. Like a personal subway and that one scene from that james bond movie with the oil pipeline.

>>30745888
>live in the sticks

>many skilled electricians would be glad to do the job, as it would present something different and challenging to their career feild

>same with a plumber

>>30745312
why did they stuff baguettes into the entrance?

>>30745983
stale baugettes are just as effective as lead.

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>>30742334
The correct choice is to buy and live in an old converted airliner.

>>30746005
You have to get the FAA to approve. So they don't get a bunch of calls about a downed airplane.

>>30745983
The negro fears the baguette.

>>30746005
Be sure to have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoNkfOHBzQk
playing at all times, dragon dildoes that swing from the ceiling in time to the music are optional but recommended

>>30745964
I like your thinking

>>30742483
You cheeki motherfucker.

>>30745983
I think those are long fabric sandbags. they stuffed the entrance to mostly make it air tight. the father is turning a hand crank on a air filtration system that is pumping air into the bunker, helping to create over pressure.

>>30745888
>how can you hook it up to the grid?
Well water and septic tank? Solar panels?

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>>30742682
You would enjoy meeting these folks.

>>30745964
a man can fuckin' dream, can't he?

>>30746708
now i gotta have a nazi burn barrel for my back yard.

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>>30742682
Not just leaving it in the water and having a submarine

-15/10

>>30745930
Literally most of my dreams concentrated. Waaaant

>>30742477
>It's the only way to be totally safe from home invasion. Even the SWAT team can't break into a fucking submarine.
It's a bit conspicuous for a HAPPENING home but it would be great for zombies.

I'd really like to call SWAT on that sub now, I wonder what they'd even do? Maybe just tear gas it or something.

>>30745888
>what about utilities: water/sewer, electricity
Subs have got to have connections for pumping that shit in/out in port. Just need to rig them into something that fits the building code. Should be adaptable. It's all filling/draining tanks/batteries but that probably doesn't matter to the building code.

>>30745983
>why did they stuff baguettes into the entrance?
>>30746559
>long fabric sandbags. they stuffed the entrance to mostly make it air tight
Probably this except that they'd be charcoal filled to act as air filters.

>>30746944
you would obviously have a bunch of helium tanks underneath the ground piped into giant balloons that were folded up into the conning tower, so you just pull the lever, inflate the balloons and float away.

>>30747083
This sounds like something Peter would fly off in in a Family Guy scene.

>>30746944
>Maybe just tear gas it or something.
Too bad you have enough oxygen to operate below the waves for an extended period.

>>30742334
>What keeps me from buying an old used submarine, putting it on a plot of land and living in it
Yourself, pretty much. Why do you suck so hard, anon?

I have a question, let's say you're a German sub crew, or any warship crew, and you get the news that Germany has surrendered completely. If you're in the middle of the Atlantic, doesn't that make you ship owners?

Why not try to sell the vessel to some friendly country like Argentina or Paraguay? Or just start your own navy?

>>30748361
Nope. The sub is the property of the successor government/occupier. You can't sell it, though the neutral country can impound the ship. If you take it, then you are by definition a pirate and fairgame to all navies.

>>30748508
Fair, but all navies are nothing but bigger groups of pirates.

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If I had money I would buy and restore Fort Drum.

>>30742483
lewd.

>>30742682
A?
>Subterrain?

Wouldn't there be residue radiation from the reactor being ripped out?

>>30748361
>Flee to japan
>Put in a large seaport
>Get A-bombed

Scheeeeeeeeeisse

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>>30750683
Not if it's a diesel-electric.

>>30742334
there aren't that many submarines for sale.
that being said i doubt any western one being sold doesn't include a contract for breakdown/scrapping.

>>30747203
Or it sounds like something funny that isn't written by a hack for a cancerous TV show.

Hence the "funny" part.

>>30750730
There's a thought, with the industrial look and the gear for lifting and suspending torpedos, you could rent that out as a bondage dungeon.

>>30742334
>Not buying old submarine
>Finding a motley crew of /k/omandos
>Taking it out to sea to rape, pillage and plunder

>>30742334

Fecal matter geysir habbening in the shitter.

>>30742334
It's cheaper to buy your own island.

>>30746026
How stupid would a person need to be to see that and think its a downed airplane

>>30745930

McHale, please go.

You need an engineering degree to operate the toilet.

>>30745312
>>30745983
Reefer madness

>>30742640
Just call it a shed.
Fuck your code.

>>30748809

Its a goverment property/lighthouse today

Unless you can buy it from the gov.

Goodluck