Yesterday I noticed there was something wrong with my gun's sight, so I took it to the vet.
[spoiler]They said it had glock-oma.
>>30736064
go to bed dad, you're drunk again.
>>30736064
Go make me some glockamole you stupid mexican fuck
>>30736064
Okay you got me, OP.
Ehhh is aight, i'll definitely use it next time someone says there is something wrong with their gun sights.
>>30736064
>>30736064
Caaarrlooossss!
>>30736064
This thread left me with emotional...
>SCARs...
>>30738963
Man this thread is a barrel of laughs
>>30739089
Straight shooter there. Point blank.
>>30739089
Hopefully none of these puns...
Fire out of battery
>>30739121
>>30736064
>>30738963
>>30739089
Just give me a little peq on the lips baby
>>30739140
Could i get a little assault and vepr on my eggs please?
Man i think i caught an SVT from that chick last night
M16 but I look like I M24. Please have a seat.
>>30739176
>>30739162
Who eats eggs with vepr? That ruined the yolk...
>>30739089
Truly the Hi Point of the day
>>30739167
Lucky you didn't catch FPK
>>30736064
Whats that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its a beautiful bald deagle!
>>30739486
"Feel the Power" of Superman.
>>30736064
>so I took it to the vet
Did he tell you about the glock-oma inbetween stories about Saigon hookers?
>>30739486
You're a gold medal match grade!
This thread is a bit slow, i better bump-stock it.
Everyone in this thread, kys