Is a hand grenade the perfect self-defense weapon? No one would

>>30735087
>No one would fuck with a guy who is carrying a grenade.

because it can easily kill the user at self defense ranges, it would be extremely tempting to call the defenders bluff if they decided to be all like "stop, I have a grenade".

its been done

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/174295

>>30735109
Just pull the pin on it. Most people don't know how grenades work, they'd be incredibly threatened. Even if they do know how it works, they wouldn't fuck with you anymore lest you drop it and release the spoon.

>>30735087
get some dud grenades, go to
>the hood
and test it out

>>30735355
no. they have to be live for this test

>get grenade
>get to the hood
>get held up by a pack of hood rats
>"sirs are you aware that I am currently holding a grenade"
>they move closer, chanting "world star" and calling me unflattering names all the while
>"sirs i'm pulling the pin on this grenade, i advise you to keep distance from the grenade and also me because I am currently holding said grenade"
>pull the pin on the grenade
>they assume it's a dud or prop because who would carry a grenade for self-defense
>it was me, i carried a grenade for self-defense
>get stabbed by hood rats chanting "world star"
>4 seconds later, we all explode
>second person to do it will never be touched because the hood will never forget the legend of that doofus who carried a grenade for self-defense

it'd be worth it

>>30735371
wow this has nothing to do with grenades

>>30735434
I'll do it if y'all set up a gofundme for my Father's cancer treatment.
He has colon cancer, and Mom is working herself to death, a few more years of their happiness is worth a lifetime to me.
I give as much as I can, and even moved back in with them just so I could provide even more and it still isn't enough.

>>30735505
Anon I am so distraught reading this; You are a great human being and I just wanted to take time out of my day to let you know that. Words aren't enough to describe the feelings I have for you but I just hope you know that I deeply and profoundly respect you for what you are doing. Selfless acts like this are of the highest calibre of honor and I sincerely wish you and your parents the best of luck in everything. Treat each moment like its your last and treasure them all after times pass. As someone whose grandma passed away from cancer I feel you bro. I can't tell if you were serious about doing that stupid "prank" with the grenade or not but please don't think like that ever again. It's not worth it. Dedicate your time and efforts to bonding with your parents and ensuring their happiness because that's what really matters. Let their time here on earth become immortalized in your memories and actions.

>>30735434
actually using the word

>doofus

what is this third fucking grade?

>>30735505
How come your family hasnt enough money yo pay for cancer treatment ? Is the "White man keeping you down or something" ?

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>>30735087
Source?

>>30735109
>what is offensive fragmentation grenade.

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>>30735087
It's the ultimate CC if you're not a pussy.

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1. target is threatening with grenade
2. move back 20 meters
3. shoot them
4. ???
5. profit

Anyone have the story about the taxi driver who carried a grenade and upgraded to a Makarov when a carjacker bailed after seeing the pin pulled and left his gun behind? (And the taxi driver couldn't find where the pin went so just chucked away the grenade out the window)

That show was dank OP

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>>30737732