>Came home tonight, door was locked. >We don't even

Fuck your bro, go ahead and hit that harder than Hickok on a Glock.

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>>30640500
QT's in the household are a DEFCON 2 threat to your arsenal. Standard procedure dictates tactically retreating to the gun closet to rearm and prepare a counter-attack.

Pics plz

>>30640544

>>30640534 is as close pics can get, without the trap of course.

>>30640500
I got the gist of your post, but holy fuck man you need to learn how to grammar + context + noun order

>>30640585
You need to learn that IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

>>>/reddit/

>>30640500
Beats my situation any day

>come home fron work at 3am
>door is unlocked
>enter and lock door
>wake up
>door is unlocked
>partly ajar and letting 125 degree texas heat inside
>sister will not lock the door will immediately unlock the door after I lock the door
>she will go through my room looking for stupid stuff to take
>dad is stuck playing video games all day
>pc master race
>too preoccupied to notice a kitchen fire
>true autism

Its only a matter of time before I come home to a house emptied of all but their corpses. Locks do nothing if they wont lock a fucking door. Security alarm does jack shit if they wont arm it. I may as well keep all my shit on the street.

>>30640639
Why don't you smack your sister for being retarded? Or give her a really nasty scare?

>>30640639
>sister is a clepto and retarded
>dad is a NEET and autistic

What the fuck dude

>>30640534
Flip your shit faggot.