/k/, I need help. Apparently this new Pokemon Go thing. There's

>>30572989
get a big mean dog, put up signs, allow qt3.14s to hunt your land.

......I can't tell if this is fabricated or not.

>>30572989
I chuckled heartily.

Hire some team rocket agents to battle the kids and steal their pokemon.

Charge kids $10 if they want to catch it. Make $$$

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>>30572989
>Electabuzz
Sounds like an electric based pokemon, so the trespassers will be bringing ground based pokemon.
Sounds like you need a fucking charizard op.

>>30572989
Is Pokemon Go going to be the new go-to excuse for breaking an entering?

>>30573025
>See kids playing Pokemon Go
>Get on bike
>Ride fast and get up close
>Grab phone from kid
>Yell "Team Rocket Strikes Again!" as you ride off

>>30573045
It's already happening
http://www.cnet.com/news/police-suspect-pokemon-go-players-targeted-in-series-of-armed-robberies/

>>30573015
Pretty believable. I was just talking to someone about that happening to them.

>>30573015
Sad thing is, considering there are a couple news reports out there about kids stumbling onto dead people playing this shit, this could very well be true.

>>30573045
and shooting at people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhce4AkmJ_o

>>30573029
>>30573025
>>30573050
It's not kids though. It's like... everyone. There were two thirtyish year old guys yesterday. Day before that was like seven college kids. Earlier today there was guy in a fucking tailored suit and loafers hovering around my fence.

>>30573086
IT'S TEAM ROCKET

>>30573096
jesus christ thats funny, post pics

>>30573096
There are 2 gyms at my local watering hole and some asshole at the wedding party next door kept trying to take the gyms from me. I had both of em for a total of about 9 hours before someone took them again.

So how long before someone gets killed wandering onto private land and we wind up having to fight to keep Castle Law thanks to Pokemon Go?

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>>30572989
Dude, are you sure?
Imagine how it would be annoying, when there will be around bunch of screaming children and nerds tangled in a razor wire...

Begin to pick "slight" admission fee, seems to me as a better opinion

(Eventually, choose better "pieces" and grow your collection in the basement. Imagine the possibilities which you get with an army of enslaved teenage boys)

>electric pokemon
>not putting up an electric fence
Come on OP, get it together.

>>30572989
Well... how big is your yard? because they only gotta be like 100 feet from the fucking pokemon...


>never thought I would have this conversation on /k/ so in order to keep it related, NIGGERS

>>30573271
70 acres.

>>30573254
Holy shit this. Put up a sign that says Pokemon Go players can call (your number) and pay $10 to be allowed onto your property to collect the Electabuzz but that other trespassers will have the cops called on them.

Buy more ammo with it.

>>30573167
There's a gym in the fucking cemetery next to my house

>>30573285
70 acres and crying about trespassers... As a hunter, fuck you first off for probably not having signs displayed adequately. Secondly, do the goddamn right thing and set a fucking trail for them that if they venture from you'll fuck their shit up. Thirdly, I hate faggots who own land that don't fucking do shit with it besides "muh propahtee" and vague as FUCK property lines. Finally, all this hate is because I almost killed a cattle rancher who got uppity outside of his property line because I was "near it."

>>30572989
That's not how Pokemon Go works, you faglord.

>>30573366
A. Fuck you, I have fences where possible.
B. Fuck you, there's about forty different spots where a creek bed snakes in and out of the property line that makes it nigh-impossible to fence properly.
C. Fuck you, I have signs posted over every single area where the creekbeds make it impossible to fence.
D. Fuck you, they keep finding a way onto my land.

>>30573297
Or say that trespassers will be shot, but Pokemon Go players can call you to be escorted onto your property for $X between the hours of such-and-such. Offer a group rate too.

Spend an hour walking with a group of 12 people to some spot on your land and make an easy $100, why not?

>>30573413
Alright, well I'll take a step back and say could you show me a picture of your fence?

how do gyms and pokemen even end up at the certain places they are?

>>30573452
Did I just third person myself?

Did you>>30573413 realize you're arguing with a retard?

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>>30573465
Someone's dark and twisted sense of humor.

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>>30573485
>yfw it wasn't a terror attack they just fucked up the landing

>>30573485
Is that the pentagon?

>>30573366
i would also like to add go fuck yourself commie

>>30572989
>put up fence
>charge local ruffians $5 to come in and catch Electabuzz
>profit

>>30573366
Fuck you he owns the property and can do with it what he wants. Just because you "wish" you could use it without paying for it, or it's associated taxes doesn't mean you "deserve" a right to use it for your own enjoyment or gain.

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>>30573485

Seems to be the case

>>30573050

Yeah but they know where you live, and also want you out of your property so they can steal your electrobuzz.

>>30573366
>fuck borders n laws n shieet dis world belong to every nigger

>>30573860
kek pls be real

buy a box of pokemon trinkets and sell at high prices

>>30573860
>>30573900

the holocaust museum in naples, FL is a pokemon gym

>>30572989
What's your address? I'll keep it safe

>>30573222
If you think the castle law lets you murder someone who 'wanders' onto your property then enjoy spending the rest of your life in jail.

>>30573013
Dogs are only effective against the hacker known as 4chan.

>>30574443
but who is this guy anyway?

>>30573366

All of these
>>30573413
>>30573806
>>30573844
>>30573879

Go fuck yourself.

>>30574863
so if I understand this correctly...you have a large property that for some reason strangers keep trespassing on for some pokemon game related to GPS??

"Trespassers will be shot on sight" signs should do the trick. Also look into trip wire shotgun alarms (they use blanx), should scare the shit out of a few people. Also barbwore is cheap, put that across the creeks and what not to make then a bitch to get in that way. Dogs are good too and scarecrow gunman on overwatch (worked in Iraq) in open areas.

>>30574971
Nah I'm not op
Just think that people who expect property owners to share their property to anyone are dumb. It's a liability issue and their property. Go to public land if you want to explore or put a few points in charisma and talk to the owner about using their property.

And yes that's the problem OP is having.

>>30573042
Not even Rommel could have come up with a plan like this.

>>30573096
Set up a video camera and shoot them with airsofts.

>>30573366
or how about not being a faggot and asking the owner for permission to hunt

this isn't the DPRK, private property is a thing

>>30573366
>waaah waaaaah you're obligated to let me on your land so I can play my video game
Fuck off. Seriously, fuck off. If I were legally allowed to, I would shoot all trespassers on sight. Millennials have no concept of property.

>>30575199
First of all,
HOW the fuck do you know where the fucking property begins and ends?

>>30573366
>almost killed someone who was pissed off about you probably trespassing on their land

you shouldn't own guns

>>30575230
>go to person's house
>hi, can i hunt here
if they say yes
>okay, what's the property line look like?

>>30575244
Your dubs have spoken.
Peace out.

>>30573271
Put up a tall fence 100 yards away and surrounding the spot, take a photo, add a diagram with text and stick it to all your trespassers will be shot signs.

Could OP contact the game creators and ask them to move the damn pokemon off his property?

there's a pokemon gym or some shit inside my base. SF put out a security warning the other day about the possibility of people climbing the fence to get to it.

There is a college right across the street from my base. I can't wait to see a bunch of dumbass college hipsters get guns pointed at them for breaking into a military base.

>>30575323
"hey some college kids hopped the fence"
>ok, easy job, chace them down, yell at them and kick them off base.
"they are doing it for pokemons"
>WTF? CHARGE THEM WITH FELLONY TRESLASSING!!!
>>30575244
so much this. You can litterally ask people and 90% will say "no problem"
>>30575143
Man WTF? whos idea was this??
>>30575230
There are signs. Usually they are along the road om trees and fences. Sometimes they are large yellow poles with NO TRESSPASSING on them and fucking Fences are a good indication...but assholes like to just cut holes in them.

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>>30574443
You win an interwebz today, son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0

I must be out of touch for real because I have no idea what you niggers are talking about.

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>>30575476
from what I out together its an app game that uses GPS to make challenges in the real world. One challange is on OP's land so manchildren are swarming his property and trampling his lawn and woods.

Walk up and tell them that you like shorts.

>>30575323
what afb anon?