Why haven't you left humanity behind and joined a Special

I'm not homophobic, thats why.

>>30532493
My dreams involved larger explosions.

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>>30532498
Speak for yourself

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>>30532493

But I did OP

Because Id be waking away from a six figure job at a Fortune 500 company. In my heart I've always wanted to be an airborne ranger. I still might enlist. Gonna wait until after bonus season

>>30532493
I rather become a doctor or a lawyer.

>>30532493
I didnt graduate high school

>>30532493
You dont need military service to enroll in a police academy lol "academy"

>>30532493

because only idiots work for politicians

Because all the branches have rejected the waiver I need. For a juvenile record. That was expunged. Almost 3 years ago.

Fucking downsizing is the gayest shit.

>>30534332
So why didn't you do that?
Why are you still at your parents house?

I got injured in training and discharged...so I tried I guess?

>>30534388
How'd you get injured?

>>30532498
You're kidding in a job thats living with men and doing lots of gay stuff with men all the time.

>>30534388
Did you get medically retired?
I know 3 people personally that got medically retired. 2 of the cases happened before their 2nd year in.

Fucking lucky bastards.

>>30534386
Im not at my parents, im stating at my 500 dollar blabkberry i250 chirping and derping

>>30534249

is that you, 18E anon

>>30532493
>>30534249

And I did as well.